April Chat Recap, Archives below:
E-sandwiches were brought and an e-pie fight broke out. We learned that Commander Alexander Richards has a pie cannon mounted to his chair. Watch out!
The chat welcomed Commander Renos, and several members from the newly launched USS Darwin. Renos touched upon the Multispecies Initiative the Darwin recently launched, and how they will be fleshing out little known races from the ILI (Intelligent Lifeform Index). The Darwin also talked about how they recently completed their first mission - The Lost Souls which was part of the Prometheus Incident FWPA.
The Excalibur took center stage next, and we learned that they kicked their current plot in gear with explosions! Now we know which ship is the bomb... In the Line of Fire is part of the FWPA as well, and the intrepid crew of the Excalibur has had to navigate exploding warehouses, exploding heads, exploding tempers and undercover away missions. It should be an exciting conclusion as we wrap up the last Fleetwide Plot Arc missions in April and head towards Phase 2 in May!
Also in the 'did you know' rumor pipeline:
We welcomed a few new ensigns and many older faces, and a good time was had by all.
April Chat log
Session Start: Sun Apr 12 12:51:40 2015 Session Ident: #starbase118 �03[12:51] * Now talking in #starbase118 �03[12:51] * Topic is 'Join the Prometheus Incident FWPA email list: http://goo.gl/47TWBM || UFOP: StarBase 118 Star Trek PBEM RPG at starbase118.net�' �03[12:51] * Set by FltAdmlWolf!TristanWol@65.163.vhq.pop on Wed Feb 04 19:06:52 2015 [12:51] <@Liam_Frost> hey [12:51] <Vie> Hey Anora. [12:51] <Chen> Hi Anora :) [12:51] <Brell2334> ::Grumbles:: Fine fine. ::Starts making sandwiches:: [12:51] <@Liam_Frost> nobody told me I'd have to share �01[12:52] <Anora> hey guys [12:52] <@Liam_Frost> besides, this is the captains pie [12:52] <Sal_Taybrim> Hey Anora! [12:52] <Chen> so if you eat some you earn more pips! [12:52] <Chen> PILE ON! [12:52] <@Renos> Good. I'll have some XD cheers! [12:52] <@Liam_Frost> *captain's [12:52] <Lt_Skyfire> ;; hugs Taybrim and Firestarter :: [12:52] <Firestarter> o.o! [12:52] <Chen> *Chen hug-bombs* [12:52] <@Liam_Frost> it's pecan, is that ok? [12:52] <Vie> "Captain's Pie, Stardate 283142. I have replaced the captain's log with a pie - it is far more delicious." [12:52] <@Renos> nuts! [12:52] <Sal_Taybrim> Heya Skyfire, how goes? [12:52] <Chen> Hahaha [12:52] <Sabina> Bahaha [12:52] <Brell2334> mmmmm captain pie [12:53] <Sal_Taybrim> but the question is: what kind of pie... ? [12:53] <Chen> where the captains get minced up and put in a pie! [12:53] <@Liam_Frost> haha, I see what you did there [12:53] <@Liam_Frost> pecan [12:53] <@Liam_Frost> I just explained that [12:53] <Lt_Skyfire> Taybrim: Just woke up; thinking a few things through and looking forward to the captain's next post onthe Garuda. [12:53] <@Liam_Frost> lol [12:53] <Brell2334> something red to match the uniform [12:53] <Sabina> I'm a bit Game of Thrones obsessed at the moment, so there's only one pie I can think of… [12:53] <Chen> Seff is AFK... we could award him with a pie to the face? [12:53] <Brell2334> hehehe sabina �03[12:53] * Kali_Nicholotti (~Kali_Nich@rfr-73-11-767-26.triad.res.rr.com) has joined #starbase118 [12:53] <Sal_Taybrim> Seff would like that, I'm sure �01[12:53] <Anora> hey kali [12:54] <Sal_Taybrim> Hey Kali! [12:54] <@Renos> Hi there Kali, good to see you, how are you? [12:54] <LtCmdr_Richards> Everybody pie Seff :P �06[12:54] * LtCmdr_Richards throws pie [12:54] <@Liam_Frost> Kali [12:54] <Sabina> Hello Kali! [12:54] <@Renos> You as well Anora, I must have been stuffing my face with pie when you came in XD [12:54] <@Liam_Frost> she's a captain, so she can have pie [12:54] <Kali_Nicholotti> *waves* �03[12:55] * Renos sets mode: +o Kali_Nicholotti �03[12:55] * Renos sets mode: +o Sal_Taybrim �02[12:56] * Firestarter (~LenetteFi@n-52-454-423-356.hsd1.co.comcast.net) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer�) [12:56] <@Sal_Taybrim> "welcome to the april chat, where we start off with a pie fight..." I think that's a good advertizing pull! >.> [12:56] <Vie> ...I'm good with this [12:56] <LtCmdr_Richards> yes �03[12:56] * Jellico (firstname.lastname@example.org) has joined #starbase118 [12:56] <LtCmdr_Richards> i am all for this [12:56] <Sabina> For it. [12:56] <Chen> *Pies Vie* [12:57] <@Renos> Hi Jellico! Good to see you. How are you? [12:57] <Vie> ... [12:57] <Chen> >:) [12:57] <@Sal_Taybrim> Hey Jellico! �06[12:57] * Vie Pi's Chen. �06[12:57] * LtCmdr_Richards activates his pie throwing canon on his chair [12:57] <Chen> *wipes pie from eyes* [12:57] <@Sal_Taybrim> I want a pie-throwing canon... �03[12:57] * LenetteFirestarter (~LenetteFi@n-52-454-423-356.hsd1.co.comcast.net) has joined #starbase118 [12:58] <@Liam_Frost> WHO AUTHORIZED THAT!? [12:58] <Jellico> Hello Renos, I'm good. You? [12:58] <Chen> *tests pie* [12:58] <@Renos> All the better for seeing you bud XD I'm doing alright cheers �03[12:58] * Traenor (email@example.com) has joined #starbase118 [12:58] <@Sal_Taybrim> you can throw all the dutch apple at me... [12:58] <@Renos> Hey hey, its Traenor! How's it going buddy? Good to see you [12:59] <LtCmdr_Richards> It's your signature on the requisition form Liam [12:59] <Brell2334> okay now i am starting to crave pie ... thanks room! [12:59] <Sabina> Bahaha, best supply request form ever. "Required: One chair side pie throwing cannon, equipped with comical whipped cream as well as pecan" [12:59] <Chen> hahaha �03[12:59] * Eerie (firstname.lastname@example.org) has joined #starbase118 [12:59] <LenetteFirestarter> mmm... pie.... [12:59] <@Sal_Taybrim> I want to see the starfleet engineer's face who processes that request �06[12:59] * Traenor waves hello �06[12:59] * LtCmdr_Richards launches pie from canon at Firestarter [12:59] <@Renos> Hi Eerie. :D How are you? Good to see you too [12:59] <Eerie> Hello everyone! [12:59] <@Sal_Taybrim> hello Eerie! [12:59] <LenetteFirestarter> O.o!!!! ::Ducks.:: [12:59] <Brell2334> Eerie, Traenor! welcome! [13:00] <Sabina> Hello Traenor, Eerie :) [13:00] <LenetteFirestarter> ::Launches Bran Muffin Cannon.:: [13:00] <Chen> Hey Eerie, hey Traenor! :) [13:00] <@Sal_Taybrim> That sounds horrifically dangers [13:00] <@Sal_Taybrim> *dangerous) [13:00] <Eerie> hello James, everyone. I got cats bouncing around keyboard �01[13:00] <Anora> hey eerie �01[13:00] <Anora> meow? [13:00] <Eerie> yea [13:00] <CeciriAriadust> I see we've opened up the next arms race: breakfast and dessert based weaponry. Truly, we are doomed. [13:00] <@Liam_Frost> Hey, what did I say about disparaging bran muffins? [13:00] <Brell2334> from talk of dogs to cats now �06[13:00] * Chen considers bringing Eerie into the pie fight but thinks better of it [13:00] <@Renos> LOL, you're cats have a voice too! They have things to say. Meow - where is all the tuna? [13:00] <Brell2334> anyone got a pet bird? [13:01] <LenetteFirestarter> you said nothing about them being used as projectiles :P [13:01] <Sabina> World war three will be fought with pastries. [13:01] <Tatash> danish pastries? [13:01] <Tatash> I could live with that [13:01] <@Kali_Nicholotti> I had a pet bird once. [13:01] <Chen> Is it in the cat? [13:01] <@Kali_Nicholotti> No [13:01] <@Kali_Nicholotti> My wolf hybrid ate it. [13:01] <@Kali_Nicholotti> =( [13:01] <@Renos> Oh noes ... X_X [13:01] <@Sal_Taybrim> My cats say: "Stay still, you're my warm place" "It's time to feed me now" and "ZZzzzzzz...." [13:01] <Brell2334> oh my [13:02] <Eerie> Wolf game of thrones Tonight! [13:02] <@Kali_Nicholotti> It's alright, it was a long while ago, just was the last bird I ever owned. [13:02] <@Kali_Nicholotti> lol [13:02] <@Sal_Taybrim> yikes! �01[13:02] <Anora> Apparently the first 4 episodes of the new season were leaked all over torrent sites last night [13:02] <Sabina> Whaaaa?? … I mean, not that I torrent, but still. �02[13:03] * Jellico (email@example.com) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client�) [13:03] <CeciriAriadust> yeah, my hint was: �01[13:03] <Anora> my sister's watching them as we speak [13:03] <CeciriAriadust> Well, Gee, I wOuldn't begin tO know where to Go to find out about LEaked Game of Thrones episodes ... [13:03] <Eerie> no details please �01[13:03] <Anora> I'm super behind so don't worry lol [13:03] <Sabina> I like watching them live, seeing my social media feeds implode is great. [13:03] <@Renos> ^^ LOL Ceciri [13:04] <Chen> SOMEONE DIES [13:04] <Chen> :O �01[13:04] <Anora> I think I'm on season 3 still [13:04] <AidoannDanara> I'm behind on that as well [13:04] <Brell2334> someone always dies it's game of thrones �03[13:04] * Jellico (firstname.lastname@example.org) has joined #starbase118 [13:04] <AidoannDanara> lol so true there [13:04] <@Renos> WB Jellico [13:04] <@Kali_Nicholotti> What are they going to do when everyone is dead? �01[13:04] <Anora> the real surprise would be if no one died lol [13:04] <Eerie> I rewatched season 2- 4. someone is always dying :) Hello Jellico [13:04] <@Sal_Taybrim> wb! [13:04] <Chen> make new characters and kill them! [13:04] <@Sal_Taybrim> let's not follow that theme on our ships. >.> [13:04] <Brell2334> rxactly chen [13:04] <Traenor> Hey Jellico! [13:05] <CeciriAriadust> I don't know what you're talking about. I plan on making twenty NPCs and killing them off every mission. �01[13:05] <Anora> the next FWPA isn't the Red Wedding? [13:05] <Sabina> Oh Sal, have you been on SB:118 lately? Someone is bound to go with how things are on that station... [13:05] <CeciriAriadust> "It has been 0 days since the last fatal accident on board. Safety First!" �03[13:05] * Rune (email@example.com) has joined #starbase118 [13:05] <Eerie> hello Rune [13:05] <@Renos> Hi Rune. Good to see you, how are you doing? [13:05] <Rune> Hey Eerie! �01[13:05] <Anora> I worked at Target, and we actually had a board that listed the number of days since the last injury lol [13:05] <Sabina> Hello Rune! �02[13:05] * Jellico (firstname.lastname@example.org) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client�) �03[13:06] * Cmdr_Vess (email@example.com) has joined #starbase118 [13:06] <LtCmdr_Richards> I just think stick of truth when I hear Game of Thrones [13:06] <@Renos> Hi there Vess, how's it going? [13:06] <Eerie> Cmdr Vess! [13:06] <Rune> Hi Renos. I', \m doing well. How about you? [13:06] <@Renos> I'm doing alright thank you. :) [13:06] <Cmdr_Vess> Hey everyone [13:06] <Rune> Hey Sabina [13:06] <@Renos> Glad to hear you're doing well [13:06] <Rune> Thanks [13:06] <Cmdr_Vess> Doing fine Renos, enjoying my day off [13:06] <@Sal_Taybrim> Sabina: I think our next sacrifical shuttlecrafts will be named the USS Westeros, the USS Essos and the USS Sothoryos... [13:06] <@Kali_Nicholotti> Anora, they do that at my job. [13:06] <@Sal_Taybrim> Hey Rune! [13:06] <@Renos> Glad to hear that Vess! [13:07] <@Sal_Taybrim> Hey Vess! [13:07] <Rune> Hey Sal! [13:07] <Chen> USS Sean Bean [13:07] <Cmdr_Vess> hey Sal �03[13:07] * Jellico (firstname.lastname@example.org) has joined #starbase118 [13:07] <CeciriAriadust> hello everyone [13:07] <@Renos> wb Jellico - again. Seems like you're having a bit of a time of it there �03[13:07] * Hannibal (email@example.com) has joined #starbase118 [13:07] <Jellico> Yeah :( [13:07] <@Renos> Hi Hannibal, how are you doing? [13:07] <Brell2334> the uss sean bean would surely get destroyed [13:07] <Cmdr_Vess> How about USS Dodo, you know, a flightless bird... [13:07] <horatio_nelson> back [13:07] <@Renos> LOL Brell I can just imagine that [13:08] <Hannibal> Pretty good...hello everyone!!!!!!!!!!! [13:08] <Brell2334> he always dies in movies [13:08] <Jellico> Cooking dinner so phasing in and out haha [13:08] <Sabina> Heheh, eventually they're going to stop giving us shuttles. [13:08] <Vie> Hannibal. [13:08] <@Renos> It wouldn't get destroyed but it would bumble its way, somehow managing to not get destroyed and complete its mission [13:08] <CeciriAriadust> Sabina: Yeah, you'll have to make an Alpha Flyer. [13:08] <Chen> We can borrow Voyager's shuttles [13:08] <Brell2334> could be like voyager and have a 24 hour shuttle building crew [13:08] <Cmdr_Vess> nah, they'll give you the safety shuttle from Futurama [13:08] <Lt_Skyfire> Don't forget we have the Teamspeak, as well! [13:08] <CeciriAriadust> Which will suddendly be the best thing ever desptie the fact you don't have the SCE helping you because you know Tom Paris is best at everything �06[13:08] * CeciriAriadust ... [13:08] <@Sal_Taybrim> Brell: We'll make a poor pilot pNPC with Sean Bean as his character photo. He will, of course, have to be from a race where triplets and quadruplets are common so every time he dies, we can replace him with one of his identical brothers... [13:08] <horatio_nelson> this Nel aka Ewan Murphy of Victory first time i have managed to get to the chat [13:08] <@Renos> What's for dinner Jellico? [13:09] <CeciriAriadust> I might be a bit sarcastic. >_> I mean, I liked the Delta Flyer. [13:09] <@Renos> Also welcome back Nel [13:09] <@Sal_Taybrim> welcome Nel! [13:09] <@Renos> ^ We're really glad you could make it! [13:09] <Brell2334> sal, HA love it [13:09] <horatio_nelson> thank ya [13:09] <Hannibal> Brell...did you give Cmdr. Vess the news? [13:09] <Rune> Welcome Nel [13:09] <Chen> He's pregnant? [13:09] <horatio_nelson> fist time d does this mean i am a chat virgin? [13:09] <Jellico> Steak and salad.... half healthy [13:09] <Cmdr_Vess> did you crash the Thunder? [13:09] <Rune> He's what? [13:09] <Eerie> he's pregnant? [13:09] <@Sal_Taybrim> All right, as it is time, let's get the party started. What's going on with you guys on your ships? What's new with you? [13:09] <Hannibal> Oh no...no crashing he Thunder...... [13:09] <Vie> Who's pregnant? [13:10] <Brell2334> oh yeah, Hannibal and Brell are building thier houses next to vess' [13:10] <@Renos> Sounds nice Jeliico. Chat virgin? LOL [13:10] <Cmdr_Vess> craaaaap [13:10] <horatio_nelson> first time (G) [13:10] <Jellico> Its been a while. [13:10] <Brell2334> yep neighbors [13:10] <LtCmdr_Richards> Gemini just cold started its warp core by deliberately deactivating the magnetic seals on the containment pods [13:10] <CeciriAriadust> We are slowly launchign the Doyle... [13:10] <Hannibal> Don't worry Commander.... [13:10] <CeciriAriadust> And our Captain got promoted to Captain. [13:11] <Cmdr_Vess> so that's how you pop the clutch on a starship... [13:11] <Rune> Looks like Excalibur is about to kick some butt and it's not my fault [13:11] <Hannibal> @ Richards...you guys trying to blow yourselves up? [13:11] <@Sal_Taybrim> How is the Doyle launch going? [13:11] <@Renos> The Darwin is on shoreleave, we've just finished our first mission. We're launching our multispecies initiative as well [13:11] <Brell2334> am glad there is a luna class in the fleet again, I like that class [13:11] <Chen> I recommended an ambassador be beamed to almost inevitable death! [13:11] <@Sal_Taybrim> Kicking butt is good... hopefully? [13:11] <Lt_Skyfire> Peters attempted to clock the CO due to the demon, and Skyfire is dreading his DTI interrogation [13:11] <@Kali_Nicholotti> Unless our butts are kicked, I suppose =P [13:11] <CeciriAriadust> A little slowly. I think we're going to start doing our shore leave now. [13:11] <@Renos> I love the Luna class Brell [13:11] <@Sal_Taybrim> That's OK, Chen, I destroyed my second shuttlecraft is a row... [13:11] <Rune> as long as it's not our butt getting kicked [13:11] <@Kali_Nicholotti> ha! [13:11] <@Kali_Nicholotti> Great minds...? [13:11] <Rune> lol [13:11] <Rune> definitely ;) [13:12] <Chen> Let's go for 3-0 next mission, Sal XD [13:12] <LtCmdr_Richards> Oh, Richards & Blair had a big argument on the bridge over who was in command [13:12] <@Sal_Taybrim> It will be a running joke [13:12] <@Sal_Taybrim> Renos: what's the Multispecies Initiative? How will it work? [13:12] <Hannibal> The Thunder is on shore leave, Kamela had Hannibals. son, now he is getting ready to build a fortress...um...house.... [13:12] <Chen> Did Hannibal's sun come out firing a rifle? [13:12] <Lt_Skyfire> Speaking of running jokes, did Ambassador Calderan destroy yet more of her wardrobe? [13:12] <Chen> yes she did XD [13:12] <Sabina> Chen don't be so encouraging, you never know who might end up on those shuttles! [13:12] <Chen> LOL [13:12] <Rune> We've had a couple good arguments on the bridge. People are going nuts me thinks [13:13] <Chen> Suddenly I have an aversion to shuttle travel [13:13] <Hannibal> LOL! No...but he will be soon enough ...he wasborn in Admiral turners Ready Room..... [13:13] <Chen> Hahaha [13:13] <Vie> Shuttles - The Reliant Robins of the Spaceways! [13:13] <Chen> Aka the new maternity ward! [13:13] <Brell2334> we were not in battle though, meaning Brell lost his bet in the baby pool [13:13] <Cmdr_Vess> Didn't they *jus* shampoo the carpet in there? �06[13:13] * LtCmdr_Richards hijacks a shuttle and takes Chen to Risa for a guys weekend out - what could possibly go wrong [13:13] <Hannibal> He just couldn't wait to get here.... [13:13] <@Renos> Well IC we've got a bunch of characters coming aboard representing the lesser known species, like a Lothra, Budding Species, Pelian. In some cases we have to make special adaptations to quarters, like a nitrogen atmosphere, of a special water/breeding pool [13:14] <Vie> What did you do to Risa Hannibal? [13:14] <Rune> sounds really cool Reno [13:14] <Chen> Hahaha, well for one thing the drinks would be on Richards, even when Chen paid for them... XD [13:14] <horatio_nelson> seen the hangover?? all that co8uld go wrong lol [13:14] <@Sal_Taybrim> IS that part and parcel of the Darwin as a science ship? [13:14] <Rune> that's my life [13:14] <@Kali_Nicholotti> Kali has no memories of people, thus she's already crazy. [13:14] <Rune> naw she's the lucky one [13:14] <Hannibal> Hannibal practiced a lot of horgat...but since he is married now, his honeymoon was a little less crazy... [13:14] <@Renos> There's a lot of new points of view and culture coming together and there could be some friction. Different customs and ideas. It seemed fitting given the ship's namesake that it have the most biologically and culturaly diverse crew [13:15] <LtCmdr_Richards> well, you did just come back to your home away from home after going home in the most spectacular fashion kali :P [13:15] <@Kali_Nicholotti> lol [13:15] <@Kali_Nicholotti> It was pretty spectacular... [13:15] <Rune> it was awesome [13:15] <@Renos> We have a competition running on the OOC side related to it too. So part of the goal is to flesh out these little know species in some way. It doesn't have to be huge. A person might explore the cuisine of their chosen species and the idea is they'll submit a species update at the end of it [13:16] <Hannibal> It's good to see Nicholetti back in the fleet....Hannibal was thinking of buying her fighter plane.... [13:16] <@Liam_Frost> I'm now reminded of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer musical episode [13:16] <@Kali_Nicholotti> Nothing quite like dying so that an alien race in a different dimension can rebuild you atom by atom. [13:16] <@Renos> So we'll be slowly helping to expand out knowledge of various species over time, for everyone's benefit [13:16] <@Sal_Taybrim> Renos: Nice! How many are participating so far? [13:16] <@Kali_Nicholotti> They got the eye color wrong though. [13:16] <@Liam_Frost> "Hey, I died twice" [13:16] <Brell2334> lol [13:16] <Rune> Kali's died what? 3 times? [13:16] <@Kali_Nicholotti> Hannibal - Colt Daniels has her plane in storage indefinately. [13:17] <@Kali_Nicholotti> Yes, 3 times now...>.> [13:17] <@Renos> 7 are participating so far [13:17] <@Renos> Which is a pretty big turn out [13:17] <Hannibal> Aliens have destroyed starships and embassies to try to kill Hannibal.... [13:17] <Chen> It's very exciting :D [13:17] <Chen> My guy is the budding species guy [13:17] <@Renos> I have a Lothra nurse [13:17] <Brell2334> Doing a vissian myself for it [13:17] <Vie> "Ok, next time it's a stake though the heart, three silver bullets and burying her under a crossroads before we declare her dead. Ok?" [13:17] <@Renos> Jellico has a nurse too, the Pelian in fact [13:17] <@Kali_Nicholotti> Yea, you might have to lol [13:17] <Hannibal> Think Colt would...part with it, knowing it was going to a safe place? [13:18] <@Kali_Nicholotti> Not a chance. [13:18] <@Kali_Nicholotti> ;) [13:18] <@Renos> Traenor has a Bactrician quartermaster [13:18] <LtCmdr_Richards> Parker, i thought any day where you wern't shooting something or something wasn't shooting at you was abnormal :P [13:18] <CeciriAriadust> Another Pon Pon? :panics: �02[13:18] * Jellico (firstname.lastname@example.org) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client�) [13:18] <Cmdr_Vess> Safe place? With Parker? [13:18] <@Sal_Taybrim> Hey, Pon Pon's awesome [13:18] <@Sal_Taybrim> We need him! [13:18] <Rune> lol [13:18] <Cmdr_Vess> didn't know that was possible [13:18] <Hannibal> That is correct Mr. Richards..... [13:18] <Sabina> Yes, I'm rather found of Pon Pon [13:18] <Chen> Pon Pon Binks! [13:19] <CeciriAriadust> Well, yes, two of them though... [13:19] <Lt_Skyfire> logic error. safe place with parker doesn't compute. [13:19] <Hannibal> LOL@ Skyfire.... [13:19] <Vie> There is one safe place with Parker, relatively speaking. [13:19] <Rune> lol [13:19] <Vie> Behind his wife. [13:19] <Brell2334> The embassy does have quiet days, that's when personal drama happens, and the trigger happy crewmembers fire words not phasers [13:19] <@Sal_Taybrim> Kali: How did the relaunch of the Excalibur go? I hear you guys have an exciting mission [13:19] <@Sal_Taybrim> Renos: Very cool, something to certainly keep an eye on! �03[13:19] * LenetteFirestarter is now known as PonPon [13:19] <Rune> I have yet to scratch the paint [13:19] <PonPon> O.O! [13:20] <@Kali_Nicholotti> It's gone fairly smoothly really. No one's blown the ship up yet. [13:20] <@Kali_Nicholotti> Though a warehouse did get blown up... [13:20] <Hannibal> Normal day for Hannibal...... [13:20] <Rune> and some guy's head exploded [13:20] <@Sal_Taybrim> Excalibur <3's explosions? [13:20] <@Kali_Nicholotti> lol, yea. It's a good way to jump start people I guess. [13:20] <Rune> lol [13:20] <@Kali_Nicholotti> This blows up, what do you do? [13:21] <LtCmdr_Richards> Pon Pon, a Pelian has many boyfriends and girfriends, he'll tell you about them later [13:21] <@Sal_Taybrim> I seem to remember I joined the game some three days after a major explosion >.> [13:21] <@Kali_Nicholotti> Well, in our case, some of us stand there and kidnap local kids... �03[13:21] * Jellico (email@example.com) has joined #starbase118 [13:21] <Brell2334> head explosion, ::Checks box on successful relaunch:: [13:21] <@Kali_Nicholotti> and others hide behind crates. [13:21] <Cmdr_Vess> In most peoples case, they change their underwear... [13:21] <Traenor> Haha, good recruitment tool for the Excalibur! "Come for the exploding warehouses, stay for the exploding heads!" [13:21] <@Sal_Taybrim> Leo went the "look, a ship crashed into the side of our space station" route - I certainly see how it lights a fire :D [13:21] <@Renos> LOL exciting times Kali for sure [13:21] <@Sal_Taybrim> HAH [13:21] <Rune> lol [13:21] <Hannibal> LOL! �01[13:21] <Anora> not sure the publicity team can work that into their marketing campaigns [13:22] <@Sal_Taybrim> Traenot will NOT be the commercial manager for a ship any time soon... [13:22] <Chen> They still didn't patch the hole - it's a bit drafty [13:22] <Hannibal> ..and I hought we were fairly destructive..... [13:22] <@Sal_Taybrim> *traenor) [13:22] <@Kali_Nicholotti> Exploding heads and space stations. Perfect publicity tools. [13:22] <@Sal_Taybrim> Has the Embassy been quiet lately? [13:22] <Cmdr_Vess> all about the base, about the base, no shields [13:22] <Rune> lol [13:22] <@Sal_Taybrim> *snerk* [13:22] <@Renos> LOL Vess! [13:22] <Sabina> I don't know, Traenor sold me. [13:22] <Vie> Wait what [13:22] <Rune> for how much? [13:23] <@Sal_Taybrim> Does that mean we need more explosions? [13:23] <Brell2334> We have been on leave at the embassy no big booms, lots of stuff going on with everyones characters though [13:23] <@Kali_Nicholotti> Oh, we're selling our officers now? [13:23] <@Kali_Nicholotti> We can do that? �02[13:23] * Jellico (firstname.lastname@example.org) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client�) [13:23] <@Kali_Nicholotti> =P [13:23] <Vie> Oh god, your giving her ideas [13:23] <Sabina> xD :p [13:23] <Vie> Don't let Hannibal hear it! [13:23] <Cmdr_Vess> yeah, but the resale value is poor [13:23] <@Kali_Nicholotti> lol [13:23] <LtCmdr_Richards> well, for once, the Gemini sustained only minor damage [13:23] <Hannibal> The Embassy has been mostly quit...on shore leave at the moment, getting ready to build a ..house with Brell, right next to Commander Vess...he'sa [13:23] <Lt_Skyfire> Kali: There was a bidding war on skyfire for a while... [13:23] <Rune> don't get any ideas there... tho there is one I'd like to sell [13:23] <Traenor> @Sal_Taybrim that, or more cowbell... [13:23] <PonPon> Minor damage... so far.... [13:23] <@Sal_Taybrim> I'm auctioning off one medical officer... this one's a real bargain...! [13:23] <CeciriAriadust> :malicious laughter: <_< [13:23] <@Kali_Nicholotti> lol... [13:24] <Hannibal> No opportunity to blow stuff up recently... [13:24] <@Sal_Taybrim> Hannibal: and the next mission starts when the neighbors get into a fight? ;-) [13:24] <Vie> I'm sure you'll have an opportunity soon enough. [13:24] <AidoannDanara> lol [13:24] <Lt_Skyfire> Sal, I think Skyfire's not for sale at the moment... �03[13:24] * Jellico (email@example.com) has joined #starbase118 [13:24] <Jellico> I'm back.......... again [13:24] <Hannibal> It will be a short fight...Hannibal has all the guns.... [13:24] <Chen> wubba Jellico [13:25] <@Kali_Nicholotti> All I need is my noisy cricket.... [13:25] <Hannibal> ...trying to find a way to fit a micro torpedo launcher on the roof..... [13:25] <Brell2334> Brell put force fields around his windows anticipating a boom from those PArkers next door [13:25] <Chen> and by roof he means head [13:25] <Rune> a noisy cricket would drive Rune insane [13:25] <Cmdr_Vess> you need a variance for that Hannibal [13:25] <Rune> she'd have to kill things [13:26] <Chen> He would totally wear a microtorpedo launching hat [13:26] <Vie> A twin pulse phaser minigun turret would probably be easier to mount... [13:26] <@Kali_Nicholotti> The gun from MiB, not a real cricket. =) [13:26] <AidoannDanara> ROTFL [13:26] <Hannibal> Phaser turret already in the plans...... [13:26] <@Sal_Taybrim> That could level many warehouses [13:26] <Rune> LOL oh... I'm slow [13:26] <@Kali_Nicholotti> :D [13:26] <Hannibal> Along with four 20 mm chain guns..... �01[13:26] <Anora> lol I so pictured you with a real cricket now [13:27] <Rune> lol [13:27] <Chen> because lasers are never enough without bullets for back up! �03[13:27] * Ltcmdr_A_Williams (firstname.lastname@example.org) has joined #starbase118 [13:27] <@Sal_Taybrim> we'll keep a running total - Excalibur: 2 warehouses, 1 boulder and a head. Ops: 2 shuttlecrafts, four computer terminals and an ambassador's uniform. Embassy: Seven houses and one hundred and fifity seven eardrums... [13:27] <Hannibal> Gotta have an absolutely lethal back up plan..the place will double as an Embassy safe huse.... [13:27] <Rune> we got a whole lesson on lasers... they are never enough [13:27] <@Sal_Taybrim> anyone else have explosions I should be counting? [13:28] <@Renos> Hi A_Williams, hows it going? [13:28] <Cmdr_Vess> We smashed the Victory to smithereens [13:28] <Traenor> Darwin watched a rift implode... does that count? [13:28] <LtCmdr_Richards> so, this prometheus issue... oh boy [13:28] <Rune> Hey Alex! [13:28] <LtCmdr_Richards> subspace delivered transphasic torpedos :O [13:28] <Ltcmdr_A_Williams> Hey, good evening all [13:28] <Cmdr_Vess> I think the bow was touching the stern... [13:28] <CeciriAriadust> hello [13:28] <Eerie> Cmdr Williams. [13:28] <Vie> Welcome. [13:28] <Ltcmdr_A_Williams> or morning, depending on where you live [13:28] <Chen> pie launcher delivered rhubarb torpedoe [13:28] <Hannibal> The Victory is well and truly broken...like the Battlestar Galactica at the end.... �06[13:29] * LtCmdr_Richards waves at Williams [13:29] <Chen> +s [13:29] <Lt_Skyfire> Sal: Just one ambassador's uniform? She needs an entire wardrobe to herself in the running total. [13:29] <@Sal_Taybrim> What's up with the Victory? [13:29] <Cmdr_Vess> spoiler alert, I never saw the end [13:29] <Eerie> Victory is being worked on as we speak! [13:29] <Brell2334> Liking the Face lift the victory got though [13:29] <@Kali_Nicholotti> She broken again? [13:29] <Vie> "Worked on" ? [13:29] <@Sal_Taybrim> Skyfire: Yeah, but that was on the Garuda... that's a different tally [13:29] <Brell2334> or is getting i mean [13:29] <Eerie> in Mars shipyard [13:29] <@Sal_Taybrim> What are the plans for the Victory? [13:29] <Chen> They're turning her into a flying holiday hotspot [13:29] <@Kali_Nicholotti> Why is the Vic always getting damaged? [13:30] <Chen> Where Eerie is a Gguess mega star [13:30] <@Renos> The Victory crew took out a different ship for a joy ride �01[13:30] <Anora> Ohhh I know where I'm going next shore leave [13:30] <Cmdr_Vess> Alucard drives drunk... [13:30] <@Sal_Taybrim> Risa in Space, the bridge is a hotub... [13:30] <Cmdr_Vess> my bad [13:30] <Lt_Skyfire> Sal: I suppose that's true, though if she continues to lose at least one article of clothing per mission then the joke follows her. [13:30] <Vie> Oh god, you flew the Golgafrinchan "B" Ark. [13:30] <Sabina> I'm so for space-cruises. �03[13:30] * Yael (email@example.com) has joined #starbase118 [13:30] <Rune> Apparently they don't let the Counselor have the bridge [13:30] <@Sal_Taybrim> hello Yael! [13:30] <@Kali_Nicholotti> :D [13:30] <Eerie> we, you know when the Lexington came in Pearl after the Coral sea and hundreds of workers went to work and got her ready in 48 hours. [13:30] <Yael> Hey guys :) [13:30] <@Renos> Hello Yael, good to see you, how are you? [13:30] <@Sal_Taybrim> Rune: They should always let the counselors have the bridge :sagenod: [13:31] <Chen> YAEEEEEEEEL! [13:31] <Lt_Skyfire> hi, Yael! [13:31] <Yael> I managed to sneak away, I just have a couple minutes. :) [13:31] <@Sal_Taybrim> actually how many captains do we have that are former counselors? [13:31] <Rune> totally ;) [13:31] <Chen> *glomp* [13:31] <Traenor> Hey, Yael! [13:31] <Yael> I wanted to say hi [13:31] <Hannibal> Yeah..then she went out and got sunk....... [13:31] <CeciriAriadust> hello [13:31] <@Renos> Still a couple of minutes is something. We're glad you could stop by for sure! :D [13:31] <@Sal_Taybrim> good to see everyone, no matter how long you can stay for! [13:31] <Ltcmdr_A_Williams> I had this on my list today and yet I am an hour late .... [13:32] <@Sal_Taybrim> you're on time [13:32] <@Sal_Taybrim> we started about 30mins ago [13:32] <@Sal_Taybrim> plenty of chatting left! [13:32] <Hannibal> It didn't start till noon CST...you are fine...... [13:32] <Sabina> It's ok, I showed up yesterday xD [13:32] <Brell2334> many were early today [13:32] <Rune> you wanted to make sure you got a good seat [13:32] <@Renos> We did [13:32] <@Renos> And pie [13:32] <Lt_Skyfire> and Teamspeak! �01[13:32] <Anora> lol Sabina [13:32] <@Sal_Taybrim> Mmm, pie [13:33] <Hannibal> Nothing wrong with being early...chat room is open 24 hours a day for anyone who wants to stop in.... [13:33] <Vie> Don't forget folks we also have the Teamspeak Cha.... [13:33] <Vie> Damn you Skyfire! [13:33] <Vie> My Thunder! [13:33] <Sabina> Definitely worth it for the pie. [13:33] <PonPon> hehe lots of Teamspeak :P [13:33] <Chen> You were just very prepared Sabina [13:33] <Yael> There's pie :o [13:33] <@Sal_Taybrim> I wonder how many alien species have pie? It is a universal? [13:33] <@Renos> And sandwiches [13:33] <Cmdr_Vess> And punch [13:33] <Sabina> Pie and sandwiches must be universal. [13:33] <@Kali_Nicholotti> How about a pie sandwich? �01[13:33] <Anora> It must be, it's too delicious not to be [13:33] <Yael> Denobulans have something like pie, but it's got a sauce topping and five layers of crust. [13:33] <Rune> pizza [13:33] <Cmdr_Vess> you have to have punch with pie [13:33] <Brell2334> cheese seems to be everywhere [13:33] <PonPon> http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Category:Foods [13:33] <PonPon> lots of pies [13:33] <Hannibal> A pie sandwich? �06[13:33] * Chen offers Yael pie [13:34] <horatio_nelson> I would join in guys but i have no idea what is going on [13:34] <Yael> PIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! [13:34] <Lt_Skyfire> purple pie. [13:34] <Ltcmdr_A_Williams> brb, my browser is bugged, i have a tiny screen to chat and read and its goign to fast [13:34] <@Renos> brb a sec [13:34] <@Sal_Taybrim> Nel: At the moment we're just being silly. [13:34] <@Sal_Taybrim> Nel: What ship are you playing on? [13:34] <Cmdr_Vess> does anyone know whats going on? [13:34] <Rune> no [13:34] <horatio_nelson> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok thought maybe it was secret code or something lol [13:34] <Yael> 3.14, buddy. [13:34] <horatio_nelson> victory or whats left of it [13:35] <Sabina> The pie is in the oven, I repeat, the pie is in the oven [13:35] <LtCmdr_Richards> Code 0-0Destruct-09 [13:35] <PonPon> The 3.14159 protocol... [13:35] <LtCmdr_Richards> (can't be exactly the same as the Enterprise') [13:35] <Hannibal> Hannibal don't do sweets........ [13:35] <Brell2334> 1 a 2 b [13:35] <Yael> 1A, 2B, 3Z :3 [13:35] <Cmdr_Vess> we're using the Enigma code [13:35] <@Sal_Taybrim> Nel: Victory's a good ship! How are you enjoying it so far? [13:35] <Yael> Brell XD [13:35] <Yael> brb [13:35] <Hannibal> They like the Victory so much they keep blowing it up..... �01[13:35] <Anora> Other than it's destruction of course [13:35] <Brell2334> see not good if they are the same [13:36] <horatio_nelson> I am enjoying it-- havent been able to kill anyone yet �02[13:36] * Ltcmdr_A_Williams (firstname.lastname@example.org) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client�) [13:36] <Rune> that's what you do with things you really like [13:36] <Brell2334> we would be blowing eachother up left and right �01[13:36] <Anora> just wait, it'll happen soon :P [13:36] <Vie> That's not usually something you should be aiming for... [13:36] <@Sal_Taybrim> Well, the destruction usually comes after the ship is fixed ;-) [13:36] <horatio_nelson> no???? dam I must have read the mission statement wrong- silly moi [13:36] <@Sal_Taybrim> Then again I know a tactical officer who never fired weapons for over a year �01[13:36] <Anora> Nelson, you aren't a medical officer I hope... [13:36] <horatio_nelson> grins ohhhhhhhhhhh i am [13:37] <Rune> uh boy �06[13:37] * Anora makes a mental note to make sure Anora never transfers to the Victory [13:37] <Sabina> Damn, and here I was really working on that record, Sal. Too bad about the riots... [13:37] <Hannibal> No weapons fire for a year? [13:37] <@Renos> back �03[13:37] * Alex_williams (email@example.com) has joined #starbase118 �01[13:37] <Anora> The Gandhi of Tactical Officers? [13:37] <Alex_williams> Thats better :) [13:37] <Vie> I liked my time on the Victory myself, but then it wasn't blowing up... [13:37] <Traenor> Haha, Nelson! "You've got a hangnail. Sorry, it looks terminal." ::brandishes a phaser:: [13:37] <Cmdr_Vess> that'd be the Year in Hell for Hannibal [13:37] <Rune> that would be Sil �01[13:37] <Anora> I feel there should be a service medal for that [13:37] <Hannibal> Hannibal would have to take out a moon or something....... [13:38] <Brell2334> he would find way [13:38] <horatio_nelson> a hangnail must be removed from the nail up �01[13:38] <Anora> I thought my klingon medic was bad... [13:38] <horatio_nelson> oh wait no thats gangrene �06[13:38] * LtCmdr_Richards hides [13:38] <Lt_Skyfire> Sil should be dropping by soon, likely [13:38] <Cmdr_Vess> tis but a flesh wound! �01[13:38] <Anora> she just forgets to give people anasthetics [13:38] <Hannibal> Klingon medic is almost an oxymoron.... [13:38] <AidoannDanara> I'm headed off as there are a few things I need to see to [13:38] <horatio_nelson> right too much monty python there ma friend\ �02[13:38] * AidoannDanara (firstname.lastname@example.org) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client�) [13:38] <Rune> lol [13:38] <Alex_williams> I like the idea [13:39] <@Sal_Taybrim> That would be Sil. Then again the first time he fired, he nuked an Iconian from orbit... [13:39] <Vie> Nuking Iconians from orbit seems wise. [13:39] <Hannibal> Only way to be sure..... [13:39] <Sabina> Indeed. [13:39] <CeciriAriadust> you're only delaying the inevtiable. They will invade with their dyson spheres. [13:39] <Rune> Rune definitely will not be going to sickbay if there's a Klingon medic [13:39] <@Sal_Taybrim> Sabina: but you guys were awesome. [13:39] <horatio_nelson> do they have medics? thought they just died in battle [13:39] <Alex_williams> YEah but you hate klingons to begin with Rune [13:40] <Brell2334> Klingon MEdic: Lie down and be still! OR you will leave feeling worse [13:40] <@Sal_Taybrim> And way to put the counselor in a sticky situation! [13:40] <Vie> "Hold still weakling! Or I will have to cut more of you out!" [13:40] <Rune> hate is such a strong word... more like.... uhm... well uhm [13:40] <Lt_Skyfire> V'ala was only a counselor (Klingon counselor) aboard the Garuda. Scary person to talk to. [13:40] <Cmdr_Vess> Klingon counselor, now that'd be an oxymoron �01[13:40] <Anora> She was a Marine medic back at the Embassy, but the last few ships I've been on are without Marines so she's now a little all over the place lol [13:40] <horatio_nelson> Nel hopes in too help [13:40] <Alex_williams> Klingon counseling... thats even worse then a medic [13:40] <Sabina> Hehheh, I does what I can. [13:40] <Vie> Vulcan Counselor. [13:41] <Vie> Just let that idea brew in your brains. [13:41] <Cmdr_Vess> "Your problems is that you have emotions." [13:41] <Rune> Klingon Counselor: talk or die NOW [13:41] <Hannibal> Vulcans would be as bad as Klingons...not that Hannibal likes Counselors anyway..... [13:41] <horatio_nelson> that last one might work [13:41] <Sabina> I'd go to a Vulcan counselor. "I recommend that you, get over it." [13:41] <Cmdr_Vess> that, or they'd do a mind meld and fix you that way �01[13:41] <Anora> "It is a good day to die" [13:41] <@Sal_Taybrim> I kinda want to play a Klingon medic now... [13:41] <Vie> You love Counselors - they are crunchy and go well with Teriyaki sauce. [13:42] <Rune> it is illogical Sabina [13:42] <Alex_williams> hehe you that linkes solves all your medic and counceling isseus [13:42] <Brell2334> Lyldra is a counselor on the Darwin now, let's just say her stlye will be direct [13:42] <Alex_williams> yeah* �01[13:42] <Anora> She's a blast Sal, though I haven't used her in a while [13:42] <@Sal_Taybrim> Nice! [13:42] <Yael> Counselors are awesome, especially the weird ones :3 [13:42] <Alex_williams> me vs Spelling 0-1 [13:42] <Rune> lol [13:42] <@Renos> Love playing counsellors [13:42] <Rune> I like to think Counselors are awesome too Yael ;) [13:42] <Hannibal> WE have one now..we tend to make them crazy...... [13:42] <Yael> I'm a big fan of using alternative therapies [13:43] <Brell2334> i always loose the game when playing against typos [13:43] <Rune> they are already crazy [13:43] <Yael> Takes one to know one. [13:43] <Chen> Counsellors are definitely awesome [13:43] <Rune> yep ;) [13:43] <horatio_nelson> shock therapy is good for crazy [13:43] <Sabina> I miss playing a counelor. [13:43] <Sabina> **counselor [13:43] <Alex_williams> I asked my last counselor out on a date... got my transfer a day later.... True story! [13:43] <Brell2334> first time playing one here �01[13:43] <Anora> I think it's the one duty post I haven't played over the years [13:43] <Hannibal> Hannibal laughed during shock therapy....... [13:43] <@Sal_Taybrim> I should play one again. Maybe someday. [13:43] <Rune> good thing you didn't ask Rune.. that would have turned out bad [13:44] <Vie> Counselor S'Kahh recomends Hannibal undergo Electroshock therapy. [13:44] <Alex_williams> well you did agree to finish our session at a later time.... [13:44] <Brell2334> and thats why it's my secondary and not playing one at the embassy, hannibal [13:44] <Sabina> I think Ops needs a fleet of counselors. [13:44] <Cmdr_Vess> Hannibal says he hates counselors, I think he's really just scared of them [13:44] <Rune> true [13:44] <horatio_nelson> hey didnt say electric shock did i???? [13:44] <Yael> Yuuuurp [13:44] <Hannibal> Oh no...Hannibal fears nothing..... [13:44] <@Sal_Taybrim> Ops DOES need a fleet of counselors >.> [13:44] <Yael> Electroshock is very effective on upper cortical disorders :D [13:45] <Alex_williams> haha come to think of it.... my kligon NPC is in need of a counselor :p [13:45] <Lt_Skyfire> Sal: You may still get your chance to return to teal. Or at least, in the role of counselor regardless of the act you're wearing red. [13:45] <Hannibal> One tried to get him discharged from te Marines...he has hated them ever since.... [13:45] <@Sal_Taybrim> Especially after the riots. >.< �01[13:45] <Anora> And as an added benefit, it makes your hair very spikey [13:45] <Cmdr_Vess> he must not be the one changing diapers when his kid's sick then [13:45] <Rune> uhboy �06[13:45] * LtCmdr_Richards locks Hanibal inside a tiny Duranium box with no weapons [13:45] <@Sal_Taybrim> Skyfire: true. I still haven;t managed a way to wear gold yet [13:45] <Rune> that could be interesting �01[13:45] <Anora> lol Vess [13:45] <Vie> Welp, nice knowing you Richards. [13:45] <horatio_nelson> he doesnt fear anything???? really interesting <G> [13:45] <Brell2334> look forward to you coming back to active posting yael, two counselors aboard should be interesting [13:46] <@Renos> Plenty of crazy on the Darwin [13:46] <@Renos> The place is hopping with nutters [13:46] <Chen> I'd be prepared to roll a crazy person to give you both the runaround [13:46] <Traenor> Hey Renos I resemble that! ;) [13:46] <Yael> I know, it should be exciting. I'm sorry I haven't been there. [13:46] <Rune> everyone on Excalibur needs counseling... some need it ALOT [13:46] <Brell2334> ha, iy is almost as bad as the embassy in the nut job department yes [13:46] <@Renos> LOL [13:46] <Brell2334> it* [13:46] <Alex_williams> Speak for thyself Rune! [13:46] <@Sal_Taybrim> "Come join our ship, we are full of CRAZY" [13:46] <Alex_williams> If you think WE all need it... maybe YOU do instead :p [13:47] <@Kali_Nicholotti> In some cases it might be more humane to just put them in stasis, Rune. Forever. [13:47] <@Kali_Nicholotti> :D [13:47] <horatio_nelson> why not put all the crazies on one ship? [13:47] <Rune> True Kali �01[13:47] <Anora> Anora really needs to go back and visit the Embassy one dya, she does miss it a lot... even if someone blew up her Tower... [13:47] <Sabina> lol Kali [13:47] <@Sal_Taybrim> Actually I think OPs is pretty stable. Until telepaths start carving a swath of destruction through it [13:47] <Cmdr_Vess> They did, the Victory [13:47] <Rune> HAHA Alex I fully admit Rune is nuts right now [13:47] <@Kali_Nicholotti> Kali might volunteer. [13:47] <Yael> Gotta go :( [13:47] <Yael> See you guys soon, I hope. [13:47] <Rune> lol [13:47] <@Sal_Taybrim> Peace Yael! Have a good day! [13:47] <@Renos> See you Yael. Take care! :) [13:47] <@Sal_Taybrim> Thanks for stopping by! [13:47] <Hannibal> Some have suggested stasis for Hannibal with the instruction" Only open in time of war." �02[13:47] * Yael (email@example.com) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client�) [13:48] <Rune> times up for me as well [13:48] <@Sal_Taybrim> Rune: When the counselor is nuts.... o.O what does that say for the ship?! [13:48] <@Sal_Taybrim> Aww, have a good day! [13:48] <Rune> the ship is NUTS [13:48] <@Kali_Nicholotti> Yes, and proudly. [13:48] <Rune> talk to you all later :) [13:48] <@Kali_Nicholotti> Byes =) [13:48] <@Sal_Taybrim> peace Rune! [13:48] <Traenor> See ya! [13:48] <Brell2334> take care �02[13:48] * Rune (firstname.lastname@example.org) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client�) �01[13:48] <Anora> bye Rune [13:48] <Alex_williams> with kali in stasis our crazy counselor would fly away and leave the away time behind :o [13:48] <Lt_Skyfire> uh-oez. [13:49] <@Sal_Taybrim> Kali is the glue that holds the ship together? [13:49] <@Kali_Nicholotti> Usually. [13:49] <Alex_williams> isnt that what a captain does? [13:49] <Cmdr_Vess> I don't think glue is a strong enough word [13:49] <Cmdr_Vess> gamma weld? [13:49] <@Kali_Nicholotti> Though she'd like to beat some people with a really big stick sometimes. :D [13:49] <@Kali_Nicholotti> lol Vess. [13:49] <@Kali_Nicholotti> True. [13:49] <Alex_williams> *hides* [13:50] <@Kali_Nicholotti> Hey, we all have our violent thoughts. Some of us just don't act on them. [13:50] <Alex_williams> well i must give you credit, you are far easier when it comes to Ferengi [13:50] <@Sal_Taybrim> Kali needs a Chain of Command [13:50] <@Kali_Nicholotti> Hannibal is not one of those tyles. [13:50] <@Sal_Taybrim> she can hang it above her desk [13:50] <@Kali_Nicholotti> HAHAHA, yes. [13:50] <Cmdr_Vess> isn't that what she uses to beat unruly ensigns? [13:50] <Traenor> Bahaha, Sal ! [13:50] <@Sal_Taybrim> yes [13:50] <@Kali_Nicholotti> She's got a wall length aquarium in her ready room...she's thinking of replacing the fish with sharks. [13:50] <Vie> Now I'm picturing the Chain of Command as that thing S'Kahh ended up wearing at the slave auction... �06[13:50] * LtCmdr_Richards peeks from behind his cover [13:51] <Alex_williams> not just ensigns.... * shows the scarves* [13:51] <Hannibal> LOL@ Kali [13:51] <@Sal_Taybrim> And then she will have Luna engineer miniature lazer beams for her sharks... [13:51] <Brell2334> HA vie [13:51] <@Kali_Nicholotti> Yes. [13:51] <Alex_williams> lol [13:51] <PonPon> welp everyone, I gotta go. :) Have fun everyone! [13:51] <Cmdr_Vess> or electric eels, just throw the disobedient ones in [13:51] <Cmdr_Vess> zap! [13:51] <Sabina> Don't give Luna ideas... [13:51] <LtCmdr_Richards> Bye Firestarter �14[13:51] * PonPon (~LenetteFi@n-52-454-423-356.hsd1.co.comcast.net) has left #starbase118 [13:51] <Hannibal> TAke care PonPon [13:51] <@Kali_Nicholotti> lol [13:51] <@Sal_Taybrim> Good to see you PonPon! Peace! [13:51] <@Kali_Nicholotti> Why not? =P [13:51] <@Sal_Taybrim> I like giving Luna ideas. >.> [13:51] <Alex_williams> Dinner time in the Netherlands, so taking a break too [13:52] <@Sal_Taybrim> I do miss Scott, though. [13:52] <@Sal_Taybrim> Peace Alex! [13:52] <Sabina> She's too good! You ask for head lasers and suddenly you have armored weaponized shark/machine hybrids. [13:52] <Lt_Skyfire> Well, I suppose we could give Kali a Clue-Bat... [13:52] <Sabina> Enjoy dinner Alex :) [13:52] <Alex_williams> austin powers all over again? [13:52] <@Sal_Taybrim> That fly through thin air! [13:52] <horatio_nelson> must go as well but i did enljoy it might be lucky and get to join in next time-- take care all [13:52] <@Renos> Take care Nel, great talking to you [13:52] <Brell2334> take care [13:53] <@Sal_Taybrim> Peace Nel! Thanks you for stopping by! [13:53] <Cmdr_Vess> yeah baby! Yeah! �14[13:53] * horatio_nelson (email@example.com) has left #starbase118 [13:53] <Traenor> See you around Nelson and Alex! [13:53] <@Kali_Nicholotti> A clue bat is just too...not violent enough. [13:53] <Chen> Gonna disappear off and get some soup! [13:53] <@Sal_Taybrim> Sal would totally do the AUston Powers dance in the Ops promenade... [13:53] <Alex_williams> i'll stick around just not at keyboard back in 30 mins i think [13:53] <@Sal_Taybrim> *Austin) [13:53] <@Renos> Cya Chen [13:53] <Alana_Larson__> Clue Chainsaw? [13:53] <Vie> Clue Disruptor? [13:53] <Chen> In a bit! [13:53] <@Kali_Nicholotti> lol better [13:53] <Traenor> Take it easy, Chen [13:53] <@Sal_Taybrim> peace Chen! [13:53] <Alex_williams> as a history teacher i can think of some evil "tools" to keep us in line �06[13:54] * Vie now pictures somebody running around hitting people with a US Cluedo box... [13:54] <@Sal_Taybrim> *snerk!* [13:54] <@Kali_Nicholotti> lol [13:54] <Brell2334> uh oh [13:54] <Alex_williams> keelhauling on a starship is possible... [13:55] <Cmdr_Vess> you just have to hold your breath a really long time [13:55] <Hannibal> It is...Hannibal almost did it to somenone.... [13:55] <@Kali_Nicholotti> Sounds fun! [13:55] <Lt_Skyfire> yep [13:55] <Alex_williams> that, plus make sure you dont implode or explode [13:55] <Hannibal> Put them in an AV suit with limited air..... [13:55] <Alex_williams> that is an excellent idea! [13:56] <Alex_williams> oh i cant wait to have my own ship and do that.... ;) [13:56] <@Sal_Taybrim> "And this is the back cell in the brig. Yes, those are holoemitters. Yes, the crew affectionately calls it the 'keelhaul nightmare' - why do you ask?" [13:56] <Hannibal> That way you could bounce them along the hull and get the full effects.... �02[13:56] * Chen (firstname.lastname@example.org) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client�) [13:56] <@Kali_Nicholotti> *shakes head* oh geez. Look what we started... [13:56] <Hannibal> ..leave an open comm to hear them scream....... [13:57] <Alex_williams> If wolf shows up we are so doomed :p [13:57] <Brell2334> thats just a bit evil [13:57] <@Sal_Taybrim> Creative punishments for wayward crewmembers. Aka: 'discipline' [13:57] <Sabina> Is it so much to want a mission of peace? xD [13:57] <Hannibal> Evil yes...but it guarantees full compliance....... [13:57] <Alex_williams> Chapter "Doom" on the constitution? [13:57] <Cmdr_Vess> what he doesn't know won't hurt him [13:58] <@Sal_Taybrim> Sabina: We keep trying for peace... then people keep attacking us! [13:58] <Brell2334> have to change over to the mirror universe for some unfettered use of siad torture ideas [13:58] <Hannibal> Always better to leave wreckage than leave questions....... [13:58] <Alex_williams> but ... i really have to go now before my wife brings the torture devices for not being at the table [13:58] <@Renos> Well all, this has been great but i need to head off and attend to family matters. I look forward to talking to you all again soon [13:58] <Brell2334> take care all [13:58] <Jellico> Bye Renos [13:58] <Lt_Skyfire> bye, renos [13:58] <Traenor> See ya Renos [13:58] <Vie> Catch you later [13:58] <LtCmdr_Richards> Bye Renos [13:58] <Eerie> bye Renos [13:59] <@Sal_Taybrim> Later Renos! [13:59] <Hannibal> Take care REnos [13:59] <@Sal_Taybrim> Thank you for coming! [13:59] <Sabina> Bye, guys! �02[13:59] * @Renos (email@example.com) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client�) [13:59] <Lt_Skyfire> :: waves to tatash :: Yo! I've made it. [14:00] <@Sal_Taybrim> Sabina: I'm pretty sure we were planning a peaceful mission for Ops next... and then the FWPA came! [14:00] <@Kali_Nicholotti> No such thing as a peaceful mission. �02[14:00] * Jellico (firstname.lastname@example.org) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client�) [14:00] <Sabina> you know, the way you all talk, I'm thinking the mirror universe might be a very nice place xD �03[14:00] * Liam_Frost is now known as Liam_Frost[AFK] [14:01] <Brell2334> looks like the embassy's next mission will have us running from laudean dinosaurs in the past �01[14:01] <Anora> I too am going to have to run away �01[14:01] <Anora> Nice chatting with ya all! [14:01] <Brell2334> so there is that to look forward too [14:01] <@Sal_Taybrim> Peace Anora! Good to see you! �02[14:01] * Disconnected Session Close: Sun Apr 12 14:01:30 2015