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Chat Team Chat Team Members Archives 2014 2015 2016 Edit this nav March 2016: Tribbles Watch-a-Long <nowiki> �03[12:51] * FltAdmlWolf changes topic to '“The Trouble with Tribbles” TOS, S2 x E15 | “Trials and Tribble-ations” DS9, S5 x E06 | We are a Star Trek play-by-email role playing game – free to play, with a tight-knit but welcoming community. Check us out: http://www.starbase118.net�' [12:51] <@Sal_Taybrim> and we're at T-minus 10 minutes and counting to episode time! [12:51] <Scudder> hi all! i don't think i've been in a chat room since the 90s ^_^ [12:51] <@Sal_Taybrim> it's a good time to join! [12:52] <Mirra_Ezo> Let me allow a bit of nostalgia "A/S/L"? [12:52] <Mirra_Ezo> lol sorry couldn't help it [12:52] <Luke> lol [12:52] <@Sal_Taybrim> ::facepalm:: [12:52] <Brell2334> ha [12:52] <@Sal_Taybrim> That makes me feel both old and creeped out at the same time [12:52] <Mirra_Ezo> Right?? [12:52] <Mirra_Ezo> I regretted it instantly [12:52] <Alucard_vess> cover up, your age is showing. ;) [12:53] <Luke> it made me feel old and a little bit sad.. like something somewhere died just a little bit [12:53] <Mirra_Ezo> Kids these days will never know the struggle of chat rooms via dial up... [12:53] <Flynn> True story [12:54] <Scudder> a/s/l lol :) [12:54] <Brell2334> or role playing in them [12:54] <Alucard_vess> or the struggle of pre-cellphone days [12:54] <@FltAdmlWolf> Get your episodes queued up everyone! :D [12:54] <Luke> lol, i put my dial tone to the old dial up handshake sound once... my husband freaked out every time he heard it and made me change it [12:54] <Brell2334> dont gotta dime then later a quarter oh sorry no phone call for you [12:54] <Alucard_vess> or the DOS operating "system" [12:55] <Luke> dos my first computer language [12:55] <Scudder> dial up, yes. 300 baud modems. anyone remember "ddial"? [12:55] <Flynn> I remember simming before cell phones. Much more of a chore on busy ships when you couldnt just read them as they came in lol [12:55] <Alucard_vess> anyone remember phones with wheel dialing? [12:55] <Alucard_vess> shudders [12:55] <@Sal_Taybrim> I remember having to drop out of a sim in 2000ish because I literally could not download and read the posts fast enough on my dial up internet and bad computer [12:55] <Luke> I remember the three hours it took me to explain to my dad how to connect to the internet using a dial up connection for the first time [12:56] <Mirra_Ezo> The rotary? [12:56] <Alucard_vess> yep [12:56] <Brell2334> of course! we had one of the big yellow one that hung in the kitchen with a fifty foot cord on it [12:56] <@Sal_Taybrim> I would read the posts, start writing and then before I posted 2-3 more posts would come in and invalidate everything I wrote �03[12:56] * Doc (kiwiirc@y590cl0k3.dip0.t-ipconnect.de) has joined #starbase118 [12:56] <Mirra_Ezo> I got my finger stuck in my grandma's old rotary phone once, I never touched it again [12:56] <Brell2334> hahaha [12:56] <Luke> lol Sal... the memories .. you're making me miss the 70's [12:56] <Alucard_vess> ours was a big black colored monstrosity that sat on my parents nightstand [12:56] <Alucard_vess> if you wanted to call someone you had to sit in their room [12:57] <Flynn> Yeah, learned quick to always check for new emails before posting. Still sometimes cross posted lol [12:57] <Flynn> Have had better luck lately *crosses fingers [12:57] <@Sal_Taybrim> My parents kept their rotary dial phone until a few years ago - only thing that would work when the power went down >.< [12:57] <Alucard_vess> kinda genious of them actually [12:57] <@FltAdmlWolf> **3 minutes until we push play!** [12:57] <Alucard_vess> good way to keep tabs on who your kid is talking to [12:57] <@Sal_Taybrim> Get your bathroom breaks now!! [12:57] <Mirra_Ezo> True that, Awkward for the kid lol [12:57] <Luke> I remember when it was a super big deal for my oldest sister to get a phone in her own room [12:57] <RAdml_Toni> ready admiral [12:58] <Mirra_Ezo> Same with my brother. [12:58] <skyfire> hey, Flynn. Gratz [12:58] <Mirra_Ezo> He had this huge fancy one with pre-set dials [12:58] <Flynn> Thanks Skyfire :D [12:59] <Luke> remember every time irc chat bells go off a Tribble is born [12:59] <Mirra_Ezo> God save us all... [12:59] <Luke> lol [12:59] <Brell2334> so thats why there are so many �03[13:00] * Luke is now known as Fatheroftribbles [13:00] <@FltAdmlWolf> Sal, tell us when! :D [13:00] <Mirra_Ezo> Dude, gross. [13:00] <@Sal_Taybrim> And ready... [13:00] <@Sal_Taybrim> set... �03[13:00] * Fatheroftribbles is now known as Luke [13:00] <@Sal_Taybrim> GO! [13:00] <Mirra_Ezo> Cue TOS music! [13:00] <@FltAdmlWolf> K-7 [13:00] <Brell2334> da daaa da dadada [13:01] <Alucard_vess> sensor range for the original E is like five feet... [13:01] <Mirra_Ezo> Thanks Spock.... [13:01] <@FltAdmlWolf> I love Kirk's casual tunic. [13:01] <@Sal_Taybrim> I love Spock's casual innuendo [13:01] <Mirra_Ezo> With the gold trim V neck [13:01] <Luke> lol, spock has apparently never smelled a gorn [13:01] <Alucard_vess> it's easier to rip open... [13:01] <@Sal_Taybrim> "extremely little, Ensign..." >.> [13:01] <Brell2334> pavel looks a bit constipated [13:01] <Brell2334> odd note, sorry [13:01] <Alucard_vess> seriously, does Sponk need to know everything? [13:02] <Mirra_Ezo> Klingins [13:02] <Alucard_vess> "Spock" [13:02] <@Sal_Taybrim> We should start all new ensigns with a scene like this. [13:02] <@FltAdmlWolf> Of course Chekov mentions Peter the Great. [13:02] <Luke> lol [13:02] <@FltAdmlWolf> SPACE [13:02] <@FltAdmlWolf> THE FINAL FRONTIER [13:02] <Alucard_vess> ah ah ah, Pavel walked ahead of a superior officer [13:02] <RAdml_Toni> thank heavens for duel screens [13:02] <Mirra_Ezo> Uhura=Mascara goals. [13:02] <@FltAdmlWolf> Apparently Netflix has the remastered version? [13:03] <Alucard_vess> well, at least this is the digitally updated version [13:03] <Brell2334> i was just going to say that wolf [13:03] <Luke> I always like to imagine the opening monologue spoken by Bullwinkle the moose.. "Sapce..... the final frontier" [13:03] <Alucard_vess> the E doesn't look like a toy [13:03] <Brell2334> i was like hey that plaent looks like a planet [13:03] <Scudder> Toni, you mentioned your dogs possibly interfering. mine threw-up about 5 minutes ago! do dogs hate watchalongs??? [13:03] <@Sal_Taybrim> I keep thinking "I know the words to this theme song... and they're terrible..." [13:03] <Brell2334> planet* [13:04] <Alucard_vess> that was such a cool shot of the E [13:04] <Mirra_Ezo> That station looks like a toy. [13:04] <@FltAdmlWolf> What the hell was Kirk just pushing on Chekov's panel? [13:04] <@FltAdmlWolf> "No, it's configured like THIS." [13:04] <@Sal_Taybrim> You know, if a CO in a sim started a mission like that I think the crew would throttle him or her [13:04] <Alucard_vess> Kirk needs a knap roller for his uniform [13:04] <Mirra_Ezo> "I'm awesome" button [13:04] <Scudder> starships look really hot back then. everyone's glistening with sweat. :) [13:04] <@Sal_Taybrim> "BIG EMERGENCY!" "No, wait, just a false alarm" [13:05] <Brell2334> kirk almost stamped his foot [13:05] <@FltAdmlWolf> "Transporter room, stand by." [13:05] <@FltAdmlWolf> Done! [13:05] <Mirra_Ezo> I want that retro mirror [13:05] <Alucard_vess> Uhura must get sooo bored [13:05] <@FltAdmlWolf> Better hope you don't have more than two people beaming over. [13:05] <Brell2334> k-7 looked better in that shot at least [13:05] <Luke> lol [13:05] <@FltAdmlWolf> The undersecretary for agricultural affairs [13:05] <@FltAdmlWolf> LOL [13:05] <Alucard_vess> why in the heck are the top two officers off the ship at the same time!? [13:05] <Mirra_Ezo> Why is he wearing a orange jumpsuit fit for a prisoner? [13:06] <Luke> lol, the enterprise floating by in the background [13:06] <@Sal_Taybrim> The what, the what? [13:06] <Scudder> lol [13:06] <@Sal_Taybrim> That screams for a musical remix [13:06] <Mirra_Ezo> Spock Sass [13:06] <Brell2334> say that three times fast [13:06] <RAdml_Toni> love the dialog [13:06] <Flynn> Made your point....lol [13:06] <Alucard_vess> i.e. "Shut up Spock?" [13:06] <@FltAdmlWolf> Quadrotriticaley [13:07] <@FltAdmlWolf> What's with all the background noise? [13:07] <Alucard_vess> post your own guards [13:07] <@FltAdmlWolf> SHADDUP UNDERSECRETARY [13:07] <Brell2334> ooo the paperwork on the misuse of a priority one channel is a doozie [13:08] <Mirra_Ezo> Kirk sass [13:08] <Luke> until now [13:08] <Alucard_vess> pick the two you like the least,m they're gonna die [13:08] <Mirra_Ezo> Ensign Ricky, you're up [13:08] <@Sal_Taybrim> I like how they stress that this is a high traffic space station and there never more than two ships shown. Poor budget restrictions [13:08] <Brell2334> wooo 60's space bar! [13:08] <Alucard_vess> Uhura sass [13:08] <@FltAdmlWolf> Hexagon doors! [13:08] <@FltAdmlWolf> LOL @ Uhura. [13:08] <Alucard_vess> how does he know that!? [13:08] <Mirra_Ezo> If Uhura bends over everyone owes her a dollar [13:08] <Luke> smart move putting them in red shirts.. easier to hide the blood when they give their shirts to their replacements [13:09] <Alucard_vess> everything is a Russian invention... [13:09] <Flynn> Just a dollar? [13:09] <@FltAdmlWolf> Who's this goofy Howdie Doodie lookin' motherfella? [13:09] <RAdml_Toni> door almost fits Uhura'a hair [13:09] <Luke> If she bends over my el aurian when finish puberty [13:09] <Luke> will* [13:09] <@FltAdmlWolf> FIRST TRIBBLE [13:09] <Alucard_vess> she deserves more than a dollar [13:09] <Mirra_Ezo> DRINK! [13:09] <Mirra_Ezo> I mean....don't [13:09] <Luke> everyone dirnk [13:09] <Brell2334> ONE [13:09] <Alucard_vess> kill it! [13:10] <Mirra_Ezo> It sounds like a pigeon on crack [13:10] <Brell2334> oh its that kind of watch along. ::cracks six pack:: [13:10] <@Sal_Taybrim> A tribble drinking game sounds deadly [13:10] <Alucard_vess> gonna need more than six... [13:10] <Mirra_Ezo> We would all need new livers in 5 minutes [13:10] <Flynn> very true Sal lol [13:10] <@FltAdmlWolf> Tribbles have no teeth! [13:10] <@Sal_Taybrim> Uhura looks ~so~ pleased wth her tribble [13:10] <Brell2334> drink everytime you see more than five brown and five tan tribbes touching [13:11] <@FltAdmlWolf> I love how long this negotiation goes on. [13:11] <Mirra_Ezo> Death. [13:11] <@FltAdmlWolf> "The Market" [13:11] <@FltAdmlWolf> There's no one here! [13:11] <@Sal_Taybrim> Oh no! The tribbles have tasted their first grain! [13:11] <Alucard_vess> all she needs to do is bend over to knock the price down... [13:11] <Mirra_Ezo> RUUUUN!! [13:12] <Brell2334> infect the ship for profit [13:12] <@FltAdmlWolf> Here's Kirk with his paper coffee mug. [13:12] <Mirra_Ezo> He couldn't pay her a dollar so he gave her a tribble [13:12] <@Sal_Taybrim> Also, I'm pretty sure Cyrano Jones is wearing lip gloss [13:12] <@FltAdmlWolf> Kirk, your chevron slipped down to your waist. [13:12] <Alucard_vess> Did Spock just smirk? [13:12] <Luke> lol [13:13] <Scudder> spock smirk, i saw that! [13:13] <@FltAdmlWolf> Shoulda posted more than two guards, Kirk! [13:13] <Luke> that was not a smirk.. it was gas [13:13] <Alucard_vess> Vulc-fart [13:13] <Mirra_Ezo> Think she got an ear infection from that thing? [13:13] <@FltAdmlWolf> Those aren't Klingons. Their heads are all smooth!@ [13:13] <Flynn> :o [13:13] <Mirra_Ezo> Dramatic drumming [13:14] <RAdml_Toni> lol [13:14] <@FltAdmlWolf> Wait, so Uhura had to call down to someone else in security who's not on the bridge to cancel red alert? [13:14] <@Sal_Taybrim> That fancy Klingon gold lame [13:14] <Brell2334> the DAdaDAAs are funny [13:14] <Mirra_Ezo> Sparkly warriors [13:14] <Mirra_Ezo> Bedazzled Hammer Pants [13:14] <Alucard_vess> do all species cross their legs when they sit? [13:14] <@FltAdmlWolf> AH YES, the universal shore leave rights. [13:14] <@Sal_Taybrim> Old trek ship systems were complicated? "Hey down there, I need you to press that button!" [13:14] <Luke> scrawny smooth headed klingons .... gonna erp [13:14] <RAdml_Toni> what happened to the Klingon's forehead? [13:15] <Alucard_vess> why are his sideburns curved? [13:15] <Mirra_Ezo> Wrinkle cream [13:15] <@FltAdmlWolf> These Klingons are so casual. [13:15] <RAdml_Toni> lol [13:15] <Alucard_vess> look at his shoes [13:15] <@Sal_Taybrim> well, OOC they didn't have the makeup technology or budget to do what they wanted to. IC... Enterprise tried to explain it with genetic manipulation [13:15] <Brell2334> Enterprise explained it, i wont start the debate if they explained it well [13:15] <Brell2334> but it got explained. [13:15] <Luke> think that klingon has enough grecian formula in his hair [13:16] <Flynn> It was tribble frustration, developed into head ridges [13:16] <Brell2334> did scotty just alt-tab when he saw kirk walk in [13:16] <@Sal_Taybrim> hahah [13:16] <@FltAdmlWolf> There's like two dozen tribbles there already [13:16] <@Sal_Taybrim> I like that explanation, Flynn [13:16] <Mirra_Ezo> DRINK! [13:16] <Alucard_vess> yeah, it wasn't a technical manual... [13:17] <Brell2334> oh my mr spock [13:17] <@Sal_Taybrim> Spock is immune... ahuh, yeah. [13:17] <@FltAdmlWolf> Yeah, it was splotches of paint on the screen. It was art. [13:17] <Alucard_vess> he's totally not immune... [13:17] <Luke> already on it... :: Looks at husband :: BEER ME [13:17] <@FltAdmlWolf> There's a much lower bar for laughing at a joke in the future [13:17] <Flynn> Oohh i want to try that ::Looks at Ezo:: BEER ME [13:17] <Mirra_Ezo> That looks like a fire alarm [13:18] <Alucard_vess> not Starfleets problem [13:18] <Mirra_Ezo> Swarming = 20, 12 is a small grouping [13:18] <Mirra_Ezo> Flynn beer yourself [13:18] <@Sal_Taybrim> "I was unaware that 12 Klingons constitutes a swarm" is still a magnificent quote [13:18] <@FltAdmlWolf> Jeez, this crew has some serious attitude. [13:18] <Luke> more tribbles .... drink [13:18] <Alucard_vess> aspirin [13:19] <Mirra_Ezo> Inbreeding... [13:19] <Luke> the doctor has not figured out the birds and bees yet [13:19] <Alucard_vess> seriously? I was just joking about the aspirin [13:19] <Mirra_Ezo> webbed footed tribbles? [13:19] <@Sal_Taybrim> That's why they have no teeth, Mirra [13:19] <Mirra_Ezo> Fair. [13:19] <Alucard_vess> McCoy has the hairiest arms... [13:19] <Brell2334> they had bad kirk pun music even [13:19] <@FltAdmlWolf> Hexagon door! [13:20] <@Sal_Taybrim> Scotty needs to be ordered to enjoy himself... >.< [13:20] <Alucard_vess> gonna regret that line Kirk [13:20] <Mirra_Ezo> Red shirt guards [13:20] <@FltAdmlWolf> We're just sitting here at this table. [13:20] <Alucard_vess> and the door doesn't even open all the way [13:20] <Mirra_Ezo> the pully broke [13:20] <Brell2334> looks like it'd poke ya, that door when open [13:20] <Mirra_Ezo> pulley^ [13:21] <@Sal_Taybrim> I wonder why only the security guards have those big black elastic belts [13:21] <Alucard_vess> it's right at kidney height even [13:21] <RAdml_Toni> don't they know that Pink makes men weak? They sure use a lot of it in the decor [13:21] <Luke> more tribbles.. drink [13:21] <@FltAdmlWolf> Seems unsanitary to have all those tribbles around whne you're making drinks. [13:21] <@Sal_Taybrim> The bartenders shirt looks a lot like Wesley's sweaters [13:21] <Alucard_vess> like a clown car! [13:21] <Flynn> hahaha yes [13:21] <Mirra_Ezo> That waitress has an army of them in her hair [13:21] <@FltAdmlWolf> WATKA! [13:21] <Luke> he should stop selling tribbles and start selling hair nets for the tribbles [13:21] <skyfire> Is that why Walker's hair is pink? [13:22] <Alucard_vess> sthey still have soda pop in the 23rd century [13:22] <@Sal_Taybrim> Skyfire: I dare you to ask her IC [13:22] <@FltAdmlWolf> Earthers. [13:22] <Mirra_Ezo> McSparklepants tossed out some sass [13:22] <@FltAdmlWolf> Klingons are basically Earthers with goatees. [13:22] <Brell2334> coke in space, if they send it on carts and backpacks to remote villages now [13:22] <Mirra_Ezo> Kirk isn't soft. [13:22] <@FltAdmlWolf> What the hell is this episode about? [13:23] <skyfire> Sal: Not gonna happen -- I haven't served on the same ship as her since Excalibur's first tour. [13:23] <Alucard_vess> he talks big for someone who can't hold his liquor [13:23] <@Sal_Taybrim> This episode is all about Scotty punching a Klingon? [13:23] <@FltAdmlWolf> Uh oh. Now you're pissing off the engineer. [13:23] <Mirra_Ezo> Yes. [13:23] <Alucard_vess> u oh [13:24] <Alucard_vess> don't talk sass about Scotty's girl [13:24] <@Sal_Taybrim> No, no you don't [13:24] <@FltAdmlWolf> Semantics! [13:24] <Luke> yes he did [13:24] <Mirra_Ezo> Scotty....SNAP [13:24] <@FltAdmlWolf> Starts a lot of fights [13:24] <@Sal_Taybrim> That Klingon actor overacts so well. [13:24] <Mirra_Ezo> FLASH MOB! [13:24] <Alucard_vess> dang shiny lipped Klingons... [13:24] <Brell2334> chairs go flying [13:24] <@FltAdmlWolf> Let me just put all my tribbles under the counter here... [13:24] <Luke> protect the tribbles [13:24] <@Sal_Taybrim> and man do those chairs slid perfectly away from the table [13:25] <Alucard_vess> someone smack that guy [13:25] <Brell2334> time for free drink thats what riots are for [13:25] <@Sal_Taybrim> Actually the fighters slide really well, too [13:25] <Flynn> Flynn could learn a few things from this guy [13:25] <Flynn> they oil themselves pre-fight [13:25] <@Sal_Taybrim> it's like someone greased this whole bar for maximum sliding [13:25] <Alucard_vess> with that coat he looks like he's homeless [13:25] <RAdml_Toni> I keep waitng for the batman POW! Umph! in thiis fight [13:25] <@Sal_Taybrim> Flynn: HAH! [13:25] <Luke> <insert shallow punches and premature knockbacks here> [13:25] <Brell2334> lol yes toni [13:26] <Mirra_Ezo> HOLD MY BEER! [13:26] <Scudder> wow this episode is nothing as i remembered. [13:26] <Alucard_vess> save the booze! [13:26] <RAdml_Toni> lol [13:26] <Brell2334> just have to get out of door [13:26] <Mirra_Ezo> Red shirts are back [13:26] <@Sal_Taybrim> That one guy in Starfleet Gold obviously threw himself over the bar without reason... [13:26] <Mirra_Ezo> Pinky up [13:26] <Alucard_vess> the ballet moves are just unessesary [13:26] <@FltAdmlWolf> Smarmy tribble merchant is smarmy [13:26] <Brell2334> PAUSE [13:26] <@Sal_Taybrim> A "Small disturbance" [13:27] <RAdml_Toni> they needed Hannibal in there swinging [13:27] <@FltAdmlWolf> SCOTTY! [13:27] <Alucard_vess> insert Sisco here [13:27] <Brell2334> kirk pause that is [13:27] <@FltAdmlWolf> IT WAS SCOTTY! [13:27] <Mirra_Ezo> That makeup for the bruise is horrid [13:27] <@FltAdmlWolf> Picard would never let this type of behavior fly. [13:27] <Alucard_vess> he knows [13:27] <@Sal_Taybrim> Then again Picard never punched Q [13:28] <Alucard_vess> he knew Q woulda whooped him [13:28] <@Sal_Taybrim> We know Sisko did and Kirk most certainly would have. I think Picard is just not a pugilist [13:28] <skyfire> He wanted to. [13:28] <Alucard_vess> that episode where Q lost his powers, the first thing I would have done is punch him [13:28] <Mirra_Ezo> But they did say you weren't soft. [13:28] <@Sal_Taybrim> "I get the picture Scotty" [13:28] <@Sal_Taybrim> heh [13:29] <Alucard_vess> Scotty's like "isn't it obvious?" [13:29] <@FltAdmlWolf> This was a matter of pride! [13:29] <Brell2334> lol [13:29] <Alucard_vess> but not Kirk's pride [13:30] <@FltAdmlWolf> Oh Scotty! You and your technical journals. [13:30] <Luke> lol.. thank you sir [13:30] <@Sal_Taybrim> Scotty is very excited about this punishment [13:30] <Alucard_vess> he's happy to be punished? [13:30] <@Sal_Taybrim> Oh dear... finish the bottle [13:30] <skyfire> Peters: I *like* my technical journals, damn it. [13:30] <Alucard_vess> kill them! kill them all! [13:30] <@FltAdmlWolf> Lillies of the field? [13:30] <Luke> omg the tribbles.... ::sends rick on beer run"" [13:30] <Alucard_vess> little rats... [13:31] <Mirra_Ezo> Doc sass [13:31] <Luke> omg.. was spock raised by cruella daville [13:31] <@Sal_Taybrim> "I like them. Better than I like you." [13:31] <@FltAdmlWolf> These people do not like each other. [13:31] <@Sal_Taybrim> Spock and Bones, perfect frenemies [13:31] <Scudder> i love the one sticking to the wall [13:31] <@FltAdmlWolf> Look before you sit, Kirk. [13:31] <Alucard_vess> anyone else notice the makeup covering Nimoy's real eyebrows? [13:31] <Mirra_Ezo> Tribble squeaky toys [13:31] <Luke> lol, tribble woopi coushin [13:31] <Scudder> vess, yes! [13:31] <Alucard_vess> like the Joker on the original Batman [13:32] <Mirra_Ezo> I bet he got tired of shaving them [13:32] <Alucard_vess> he obviously had a mustache [13:32] <@Sal_Taybrim> I like the tribble with a mechanized toy under it "crawling" across the bridge [13:32] <@FltAdmlWolf> The director for this episode gave Kirk one instruction: "You're put-upon." Kirk took that to heart. [13:32] <Alucard_vess> Uhura's like "oops" [13:32] <Scudder> wolf, lol [13:32] <Mirra_Ezo> Ceaser Romaro wasn't shaving for nobody [13:32] <Brell2334> shes like dont blame me i had one! [13:33] <Luke> lol.. it's the tribbles that are breeding ... dont look at me [13:33] <@Sal_Taybrim> Kirk did it so well [13:33] <@FltAdmlWolf> That's not the meaning of bisexual, Bones. [13:33] <Alucard_vess> "Brother have they got a lot of will." [13:33] <Luke> lol [13:33] <@FltAdmlWolf> Cyrano Jones! [13:33] <Scudder> i missed the crawling tribble. multiple times i wanted to rewind, but that'd break the watchalong. :( [13:33] <Alucard_vess> yeah, I noticed that too [13:33] <Brell2334> oh wow thats quite a sales line [13:33] <Alucard_vess> I think he meant hermaphroditic [13:33] <@Sal_Taybrim> It's right along the edge of teh bridge. I think they put a fur covering over a crawling baby toy [13:34] <Luke> A sexual perhaps [13:34] <Mirra_Ezo> Hermaphrodites cannot reproduce on their own though [13:34] <Alucard_vess> human ones can't [13:34] <Mirra_Ezo> True [13:34] <Flynn> Is he a little drunk..? [13:34] <@Sal_Taybrim> probably [13:34] <Luke> always [13:34] <@FltAdmlWolf> What predator likes to eat a ball of hair? [13:34] <Alucard_vess> I think he's a bit slow... [13:35] <Brell2334> only from his breakfast pint [13:35] <Mirra_Ezo> SASS! [13:35] <@FltAdmlWolf> This is the undersecretary of agriculture you're speaking to! [13:35] <Luke> crossed arms stern look hiding behind other male figure... I think we have found the wife [13:36] <Alucard_vess> it's the station head who is supposed to regulate visitors [13:36] <Alucard_vess> my grain! my grain! [13:37] <@FltAdmlWolf> Au revoir [13:37] <Alucard_vess> "here, hold this" [13:37] <@FltAdmlWolf> Kirk is so cultured [13:37] <Scudder> hahaha theyre on the chess board [13:37] <Mirra_Ezo> Why are they all french? [13:37] <Alucard_vess> holy cow! [13:37] <Luke> omg.. they superglued the tribbles to the walls [13:37] <@FltAdmlWolf> These tribbles are getting in the way of our chess and we refuse to remove them from the board! [13:37] <Alucard_vess> mmmm, fried tribble [13:37] <@FltAdmlWolf> Tribbles in the cup [13:37] <@Sal_Taybrim> This is my tribble sandwich and coffee [13:37] <@Sal_Taybrim> Scotty, you dropped one... [13:37] <Mirra_Ezo> It pooped a baby [13:38] <Flynn> When in Rome [13:38] <Alucard_vess> the Cup of Ramen people really missed the mark there [13:38] <@FltAdmlWolf> He said "Spocks" [13:38] <@FltAdmlWolf> I'll just take this one with me. [13:38] <@Sal_Taybrim> Oh, crawling tribble is back! [13:38] <Scudder> hahaha i saw the machanized babydoll tribble on the transporter pad. [13:38] <@Sal_Taybrim> on the transport platform [13:38] <@FltAdmlWolf> Hexagon door! [13:38] <@Sal_Taybrim> yep! [13:38] <Mirra_Ezo> Ensign Ricky! [13:38] <@Sal_Taybrim> hexagon doors look so unsafe [13:38] <@Sal_Taybrim> there's that pointy bit for someone to trip on [13:39] <@Sal_Taybrim> and/or stab someone on closing [13:39] <Alucard_vess> tribble shower [13:39] <@FltAdmlWolf> Put upon [13:39] <RAdml_Toni> some body been busy [13:39] <skyfire> Ricky Redshirt [13:39] <Scudder> did the producers air this thinking they'd have a hit in merchandising? [13:39] <Luke> gonna need more beer for this [13:39] <@FltAdmlWolf> Now it's more like a tribble bath [13:39] <Alucard_vess> the most comic shot of the episode [13:39] <Mirra_Ezo> Best part. All the extras who hated Shatner are chucking tribbles at him off screen [13:39] <@Sal_Taybrim> "Ok, Bill... stand there, we're going to just keep pouring these fluffballs on you..." [13:40] <Scudder> hahaha [13:40] <Alucard_vess> he's spent a bit too much time studying triple reproduction [13:40] <Flynn> It shows, some of them have some heat [13:40] <@Sal_Taybrim> That guard in the background looks like he's mugging for the camera [13:40] <Alucard_vess> "tribble" [13:40] <Scudder> i love the stragglers [13:40] <RAdml_Toni> lol [13:40] <@FltAdmlWolf> Now, if that overhead compartment was full of grain, what was he expecting to happen? [13:40] <Brell2334> to get covered in grain i guess [13:40] <Alucard_vess> a day late and a dollar short... [13:41] <Mirra_Ezo> Dead pile of tribbles [13:41] <@Sal_Taybrim> maybe there was a forcefield? [13:41] <Scudder> omg, what the hell, is this freaking Bambi? i wasn't prepared for death [13:41] <RAdml_Toni> lol [13:41] <@FltAdmlWolf> Yeah, this escalated quickly [13:41] <Mirra_Ezo> What killed them? your acting [13:41] <@Sal_Taybrim> now we're talking about roasting alive... o.o [13:41] <skyfire> So, what would happen if the TARDIS filled with tribbles? [13:41] <Alucard_vess> I really don't like that guy... [13:41] <@FltAdmlWolf> You close the door, Kirk, you're directly underneath it. [13:42] <Mirra_Ezo> Captains don't close doors [13:42] <Alucard_vess> I like how they squeak when you grab them [13:42] <RAdml_Toni> annd he opened it [13:42] <Luke> lol, collecting tribbles.. the only assignment a redshirt could survive [13:42] <@FltAdmlWolf> Uncourteous! [13:42] <Alucard_vess> nah, he'd find a way to die [13:42] <Alucard_vess> Klingons talking about courtesy [13:42] <Mirra_Ezo> What happened to his mustache ? [13:42] <skyfire> ::snaps fingers:: nuts. only able to submit 1 entry per contest. [13:43] <Scudder> what do you do with dead tribbles? stuff some throwpillows? [13:43] <@FltAdmlWolf> What! He's a Klingon! [13:43] <Alucard_vess> fuzzy footballs [13:43] <Mirra_Ezo> Bath slippers [13:43] <@Sal_Taybrim> I like how the guards pause, just to let the tribbles scream [13:43] <Scudder> haha [13:43] <@FltAdmlWolf> The only way this episode works is what Klingons have smooth foreheads. [13:43] <Alucard_vess> the E is like, don't mind me, I'm just drifting by" [13:44] <Scudder> nuts i keep missing the E [13:44] <Mirra_Ezo> Kirk Sass [13:44] <Mirra_Ezo> He shaved his sassy beard and BAM! human [13:44] <@Sal_Taybrim> Klingon?!  ::SHOCK!:: [13:44] <Brell2334> nobody scanned him before then [13:44] <Alucard_vess> so that's what they look like when they shave [13:45] <@Sal_Taybrim> This was the 60's they didn't have time for scanning >.> [13:45] <Alucard_vess> obviously he's never used the transporter before... [13:45] <@Sal_Taybrim> I'm scared of the tribbles! Oh noes! [13:45] <Alucard_vess> I like how they had to create the Tribbles as a plot device for outing Darvin [13:45] <@Sal_Taybrim> No wonder they had a campaign to conquest the tribble homeworld [13:45] <Luke> lmaol...tribble interrogation are against the geneva code [13:46] <@FltAdmlWolf> Now he loves the tribbles. [13:46] <Alucard_vess> poor guy [13:46] <Brell2334> tie them to sticks to p/o the klingons in battle [13:46] <Alucard_vess> he looks so sad [13:46] <@FltAdmlWolf> Tribble guns [13:46] <@Sal_Taybrim> Actually I think from reading the writers notes, Triibbles were the original plot device and they added the klingons because execs felt that an episode just about invasive species was a little bland [13:47] <@Sal_Taybrim> I want to see tribble guns [13:47] <Alucard_vess> more powerful than quantum torpedoes [13:47] <Mirra_Ezo> Tribble slingshots [13:47] <Luke> all it takes is one trasnporter one tribble and a small pile of grain and the klingon homeworld is ours [13:47] <@FltAdmlWolf> Why would it take 18 years to pick up all the tribbles? Get a wheelbarrow [13:47] <@Sal_Taybrim> Spock is very literal? [13:47] <Mirra_Ezo> Or a shopvac [13:47] <Alucard_vess> or gas the station [13:47] <@FltAdmlWolf> Hah [13:48] <Alucard_vess> he's seriously cleaning them up by stuffing them in his pockets? Really? [13:48] <@Sal_Taybrim> He's not particularly bright [13:48] <Mirra_Ezo> He has Tardis pockets [13:48] <@Sal_Taybrim> that, too [13:48] <Alucard_vess> on the Klingon ship [13:48] <@FltAdmlWolf> Mutual admiration society [13:48] <@Sal_Taybrim> I'm surprised what they did at the end of this episode didn't start a war... [13:49] <Scudder> yeah he's wearing cargo pants as a jacket [13:49] <Alucard_vess> just tell him [13:49] <RAdml_Toni> I hate that green tunic. [13:49] <@FltAdmlWolf> This is like "Who's on first" [13:49] <Alucard_vess> that was supposed to be the original color, not gold [13:49] <@FltAdmlWolf> NO TRIBBLE AT ALL [13:49] <Mirra_Ezo> Pun attack! [13:49] <Alucard_vess> the original shirts kept showing up as gold, even though they were green [13:50] <Brell2334> groovy [13:50] <Alucard_vess> gorn in the credits! [13:50] <Luke> lol, we did not see any of those puns in ops posts during the great tribble invasion did we [13:50] <@FltAdmlWolf> YAAAY! [13:50] <Scudder> so why are the end credits a sort of latin dance [13:50] <@Sal_Taybrim> And we have a 10 minute break! [13:50] <Alucard_vess> filmed at Desilu studios, probably Lucile Balls husbands call �03[13:51] * Doc (kiwiirc@y590cl0k3.dip0.t-ipconnect.de) has left #starbase118 [13:51] <RAdml_Toni> ::interesting:: [13:51] <Mirra_Ezo> Luke we had ALL of the puns... [13:51] <Luke> lol [13:51] <Mirra_Ezo> So many there was a list on the forums [13:51] <@Sal_Taybrim> Luke, there's a thread documenting all the title puns [13:51] <RAdml_Toni> okay ready for the next one but potty break first [13:52] <Mirra_Ezo> Because Sal_Taybrim is amazing and recognized our need to document the awesome [13:52] <@Sal_Taybrim> http://forums.starbase118.net/index.php?/topic/12838-the-awesome-title-thread/&page=2 [13:52] <Mirra_Ezo> There is a cat on my legs but I have to pee :( [13:52] <@Sal_Taybrim> there it is [13:52] <Scudder> vess, haha, good theory. [13:52] <@Sal_Taybrim> Cats just *know* when you need a potty break [13:52] <@Sal_Taybrim> its one of their superpowers [13:52] <RAdml_Toni> brb [13:54] <Alucard_vess> season 5, episode 6 everyone [13:54] <@Sal_Taybrim> Trials and Tribble-ations [13:54] <Brell2334> such a ds9 nerd i went right to it [13:55] <skyfire> So, Admiral Turner: You going to be my competition in the graphics contest this go-around? [13:56] <Mirra_Ezo> My children are giving a robotic dinosaur physical therapy. [13:56] <Mirra_Ezo> Like one does. [13:56] <Flynn> I may have trouble resisting entering again [13:56] <RAdml_Toni> back [13:56] <Mirra_Ezo> You should enter!! [13:56] <skyfire> Flynn: would love to see what you come up with. [13:57] <Luke> lol if i ever figure out photo shop i think i have a good idea for an entry [13:57] <skyfire> Luke: Tribbles in a Tardis? [13:57] <Flynn> Give it a go Luke :) [13:57] <Luke> lol, okley dokley i will [13:57] <RAdml_Toni> skyfire, don't know yet. been working on our current mission [13:57] <@FltAdmlWolf> 3m countdown :) [13:58] <Luke> nope got a better one that tribbles in a tardis flynn [13:58] <Luke> er .... sky [13:58] <Alucard_vess> Tribbles on Endor? �03[13:58] * Savan (kiwiirc@uyuw-36-21-98-595.prtc.net) has joined #starbase118 [13:58] <skyfire> Darth Tribble? [13:58] <Alucard_vess> oh, wait, they already have those [13:58] <@Sal_Taybrim> Hello Savan! [13:58] <Luke> Mirra knows it .. we discussed it last night [13:58] <Mirra_Ezo> Ewok security ensign? [13:58] <RAdml_Toni> hi Savan, [13:58] <Savan> Hello all! [13:59] <Alucard_vess> I'm thinking Picard on Endor going "What are these things!?" [13:59] <@FltAdmlWolf> Everyone ready? [14:00] <Alucard_vess> yep [14:00] <@Sal_Taybrim> ready! [14:00] <Mirra_Ezo> Yep! [14:00] <RAdml_Toni> ready [14:00] <@Sal_Taybrim> Get set! [14:00] <Mirra_Ezo> I've never seen this one... [14:00] <@Sal_Taybrim> and... GO! [14:00] <Luke> nah... Chewbacca in the woods asking a tribble .. "Hey does poop stick to your fur?" [14:00] <Savan> Yes sir! [14:00] <Alucard_vess> this is the one my dad almost broke a TV over [14:00] <Brell2334> that is funny [14:00] <@FltAdmlWolf> Always on time! [14:00] <Scudder> fudge i'm late [14:01] <Mirra_Ezo> Time cops have no humor [14:01] <Alucard_vess> such a bad pun [14:01] <Brell2334> one of my all time favorites this one [14:01] <@FltAdmlWolf> No coffee. Just the truth. [14:01] <RAdml_Toni> ew that fist scene makes me dizzy [14:01] <Luke> lol, they get to hear that pun over and over and over again [14:01] <Alucard_vess> another bad one [14:02] <Mirra_Ezo> It was a magic 8 ball [14:02] <@FltAdmlWolf> Orbs, in all your favorite flavors! [14:02] <@Sal_Taybrim> Scudder: if you're behind you can always fast forward at the credits [14:02] <@FltAdmlWolf> Do these guys count as redshirts? [14:02] <Alucard_vess> itty bitty ship [14:03] <@FltAdmlWolf> Ew, fish juice? [14:03] <Alucard_vess> let's recycle some actors... [14:03] <Flynn> Who doesnt love hot fish juice? [14:03] <Mirra_Ezo> Earthy peaty aroma [14:03] <Alucard_vess> Worf's gonna open up a can... [14:03] <@FltAdmlWolf> OMGLOLOLOL [14:04] <Alucard_vess> blue shirt flying the ship? [14:04] <Mirra_Ezo> Is that lilac...? [14:04] <Alucard_vess> yeah, it's called date night [14:04] <@FltAdmlWolf> Clearly we went back in time. When have you ever had a chroniton surge that didn't end in time travel? [14:04] <Brell2334> time travel is always so bright [14:04] <@FltAdmlWolf> WAAAAAAA ENTERPRISE [14:05] <@FltAdmlWolf> Remastered [14:05] <Alucard_vess> cut to 60's theme music [14:05] <@FltAdmlWolf> CREDITS BEGIN! [14:05] <Alucard_vess> sparkly [14:05] <Mirra_Ezo> pop rocks hitting cola [14:05] <@Sal_Taybrim> All those shimmering sounds and delicious french horns [14:06] <@FltAdmlWolf> There's the Phoenix-B docked at upper pylon 3 :P [14:06] <Alucard_vess> that station looks like it belongs in a claw-grab game at the fair [14:06] <Flynn> lol Delicious [14:06] <Brell2334> six [14:06] <Alucard_vess> don't mind us, just weldin' [14:06] <@Sal_Taybrim> It occurs to me that credits are a lot longer as the treks get newer [14:06] <@FltAdmlWolf> I've never really understood the pylons at DS5. Shouldn't they curve outward? How do you park two ships in there? [14:06] <Savan> Did they name Ciroc vodka after Cirroc Lofton? Just saying... [14:06] <@Sal_Taybrim> I suppose outward curving pylons didn;t look evil and Cardassian enough [14:06] <Mirra_Ezo> Yes. Yes they did [14:06] <@FltAdmlWolf> CREDITS END! [14:07] <Flynn> i always thought they got longer as my ability to fast foward and skip ahead increased [14:07] <Alucard_vess> or Cirroc Lofton after the vodka. maybe his parents were drunk �03[14:07] * Vie (~Vie@035.69.704.06.threembb.co.uk) has joined #starbase118 [14:07] <Vie> Bleh, so late [14:07] <Scudder> thanks for the credit-markers, i'm synced now i think :) [14:07] <RAdml_Toni> hi vie [14:07] <Vie> Hey Toni [14:07] <Scudder> this was really a brilliant episode pairing [14:07] <Savan> Cirroc Lofton owns a restaurant BTW I think [14:08] <@FltAdmlWolf> Vie, we're at 7:45 [14:08] <Alucard_vess> seriously? more hidden Klingons? [14:08] <Flynn> Agreed Scudder [14:08] <@FltAdmlWolf> THEMES [14:08] <Mirra_Ezo> Mind blown [14:09] <Mirra_Ezo> Klingons live that long...? [14:09] <Luke> how long do klingons live [14:09] <Scudder> Bashir! my first and only Star Trek crush. <3 [14:09] <@Sal_Taybrim> Ekeing out a meager living... i sense the writers were reading the original script closely [14:09] <Luke> lol [14:09] <@FltAdmlWolf> Right?? [14:09] <Savan> Isn't being trapped in Cardassian space always an indignity? [14:09] <Vie> Will join in soon - on phone right now. [14:09] <@FltAdmlWolf> Fish juice [14:09] <@Sal_Taybrim> Luke: Obviously a pretty long time since Kang and Koloth all return as well [14:09] <Alucard_vess> LOL [14:09] <Alucard_vess> foreshadowing [14:09] <@FltAdmlWolf> Heyo [14:09] <@Sal_Taybrim> Dax with beehive hair [14:09] <Brell2334> wrong clor never! [14:09] <@FltAdmlWolf> I'll just erase these things off my face [14:10] <Mirra_Ezo> Futuristic spot remover [14:10] <Alucard_vess> Dax in a skirt [14:10] <Brell2334> color* [14:10] <Scudder> hahaha [14:10] <Scudder> the sidecomb �03[14:10] * Guest_40677 (kiwiirc@2.220.yj.wky) has joined #starbase118 [14:10] <@Sal_Taybrim> Doctor not a historian [14:10] <Savan> "i'm a doctor, not a historian!" [14:10] <Mirra_Ezo> And women wore less [14:10] <Brell2334> PUN! [14:10] <Mirra_Ezo> ::sassy spin:: [14:10] <@FltAdmlWolf> Ew, Julian. [14:10] <Guest_40677> Hello Boris here [14:10] <@FltAdmlWolf> Hello Boris :) [14:10] <@Sal_Taybrim> Hello hello! [14:11] <Alucard_vess> reminds me when the Thunder crew flew the old Hermes class scout [14:11] <Scudder> wth. worf is horrible [14:11] <Vie> Ah the Hermes [14:11] <Guest_40677> before my time I think [14:11] <Mirra_Ezo> Love the cinematography [14:11] <Alucard_vess> there's not enough putty to cover that forehead [14:11] <Brell2334> would enjoy seeing our character in tos gear [14:11] <Mirra_Ezo> Bashir's hair is killing me [14:11] <@Sal_Taybrim> That's a glamour shot of the original Enterprise... <3 [14:11] <Scudder> they kept the horrible shadows from TV lighting back then?? wow [14:11] <@FltAdmlWolf> The hallways of the old Enterprise are so wide! [14:12] <Vie> It was.. ..different [14:12] <Brell2334> though would be changed into human again for my bolians [14:12] <Alucard_vess> lol, no voice activation [14:12] <Alucard_vess> act natural guys [14:12] <Savan> Bashir looks like he would've been home in the 60s [14:12] <Guest_40677> Was'nt the turbo lifts voice activated [14:12] <@Sal_Taybrim> Smooth guys, smooooth [14:13] <@Sal_Taybrim> They were, but you needed to activate them first [14:13] <@FltAdmlWolf> Dax is getting overzealous about industrial design [14:13] <Scudder> Thunder Boris? howdy! [14:13] <Brell2334> dax getting all worked up over an old tricorder [14:13] <Alucard_vess> Dax is really enjoying this [14:13] <@Sal_Taybrim> And Daz gets all turned on my a tricorder [14:13] <@Sal_Taybrim> *Dex) [14:13] <@Sal_Taybrim> *Dax) [14:13] <Guest_40677> hello [14:13] <Mirra_Ezo> Sorry... [14:13] <Mirra_Ezo> What the heck is Odo wearing?? [14:14] <@FltAdmlWolf> Odo put on more hair but still couldn't even try for a more natural face structure. [14:14] <@Sal_Taybrim> Something like Cyrano Jones had [14:14] <Brell2334> odo has a jones-equse jacket [14:14] <Flynn> double take lol [14:14] <Mirra_Ezo> Wow that uniform [14:14] <Alucard_vess> is she wearing a swim suit? [14:14] <Scudder> haha [14:14] <Brell2334> that hair [14:14] <@Sal_Taybrim> with wings no less [14:14] <@FltAdmlWolf> Hey Odo in the background! [14:15] <@Sal_Taybrim> Cyrano Jones looks even shinier in this version [14:15] <Scudder> so most hair got greasier, and Odo's got greasy-less [14:15] <@Sal_Taybrim> mysteries of time travel [14:15] <Alucard_vess> I like how bashir's scanner spins [14:15] <@FltAdmlWolf> Shiny wallpaper [14:15] <Guest_40677> Worf seemed ashamed of the old style Klingons [14:16] <Mirra_Ezo> A study [14:16] <@Sal_Taybrim> Bashir and O'Brien are, in fact, the worst spies [14:16] <Vie> Yup [14:16] <Alucard_vess> Who turned out the lights? [14:16] <Brell2334> they can only play ones on the holodeck [14:16] <Vie> Bashir is the guy you send in to distract people from the real spy [14:17] <Luke> lol [14:17] <Brell2334> ha good one [14:17] <@FltAdmlWolf> Did anyone ever notice that every single Starfleet officer ever had pointed sideburns? [14:17] <@FltAdmlWolf> Like, ever ever. [14:17] <Mirra_Ezo> I just did!! [14:17] <Mirra_Ezo> I was wondering why they all had a trimmer [14:17] <Guest_40677> it was the in thing in the 70s [14:17] <Brell2334> worf is like oh no you do not have one of those things [14:18] <@Sal_Taybrim> Odo is taken in by the tribble [14:18] <@FltAdmlWolf> So wait, Worf has on the same jacket as Jones? [14:18] <Alucard_vess> Klingons love to eat soft-furry animals [14:18] <@Sal_Taybrim> must have been the standard model jacket [14:18] <Alucard_vess> looks like Worf is wearing cam [14:18] <Brell2334> odo and worf are dressed like jones [14:18] <Alucard_vess> "camo" [14:18] <@Sal_Taybrim> I like the stripey shirts they have underneath their jackets [14:18] <Brell2334> with their striped shirts and similar jackets [14:18] <@FltAdmlWolf> An armada obliterated the tribble homeworld! [14:19] <Vie> Of course [14:19] <@Sal_Taybrim> And Odo's full of sass [14:19] <Brell2334> klingons never do anything small [14:19] <Mirra_Ezo> It was orbiting the buttercups and rainbow nebula [14:19] <@FltAdmlWolf> hehe [14:19] <Alucard_vess> "my bad" [14:19] <Guest_40677> that gives me a plot idea [14:19] <@FltAdmlWolf> This episode needs more Kira. [14:19] <Alucard_vess> Dax without spots, not right... [14:20] <@Sal_Taybrim> Dax wants to see her Klingon friends... [14:20] <Guest_40677> she was heavenly pregnant then in RL [14:20] <Scudder> Kira looks very elvish in this episode [14:20] <Guest_40677> Kira [14:20] <Brell2334> wasnt it with bashirs kid in RL too? [14:20] <@Sal_Taybrim> Too much fun... sounds like just about every mission with 'bad ideas' [14:21] <Mirra_Ezo> Whaa?? [14:21] <@Sal_Taybrim> Brell: yes, it was �03[14:21] * Vie_ (~Vie@nsp34208-zjss09-7-6-malm142.66-7.cable.virginm.net) has joined #starbase118 [14:21] <Flynn> Not sure how i never knew that lol [14:21] <Vie_> On the PC, now digging out the episode [14:21] <Brell2334> I thought so. [14:21] <Scudder> flap. lol [14:21] <Guest_40677> not sure. I think the father left her and he stepped in [14:21] <Brell2334> more tricorder flirting [14:22] <Vie_> timecheck please [14:22] <@FltAdmlWolf> No, I'm just wearing blue because it's a good color on me. [14:22] <@FltAdmlWolf> 21:35 [14:22] <Alucard_vess> that's creepy [14:22] <@Sal_Taybrim> Bashir makes a horrible, horrible realization... [14:22] <Vie_> Muhahaha [14:22] <Alucard_vess> "you are your great grandfather!" [14:22] <Vie_> Thanks Wolf [14:23] <Vie_> "I MUST SIRE MYSELF!" [14:23] <Alucard_vess> he's trying to rationalize it [14:23] <Brell2334> think im synced now 2210 [14:23] <Alucard_vess> which is creepy [14:23] <@Sal_Taybrim> Bashir: there are times you need to stop thinking [14:23] <@Sal_Taybrim> this is one of them [14:23] <Brell2334> yeah gross bashir [14:23] <Guest_40677> I thought Bashir was an augment? [14:23] <Vie_> Yep [14:23] <Vie_> Well, modified [14:23] <Alucard_vess> Bashir, this is Star Trek, not Futurama [14:23] <Scudder> i never noticed Kirk's badge on his ... what, tummy? belt? weird [14:24] <@Sal_Taybrim> modified after he was born [14:24] <@FltAdmlWolf> Yeah! I mentioned it last episode :P It's weird, isn't it? [14:24] <Brell2334> wasn't revealed yet his genetic status [14:24] <Mirra_Ezo> Oogling Spock lol [14:24] <skyfire> Vess: Mark's getting his own page. It's under construction. [14:24] <@Sal_Taybrim> Well, someone has to do it [14:24] <Savan> It's all about the ears... [14:24] <Vie_> The thinking girls always loved spock [14:24] <Alucard_vess> Down Dax! Down girl! [14:24] <Mirra_Ezo> It's the purple eyeshadow [14:24] <@Sal_Taybrim> Dax: having waaaay too much fun [14:24] <Brell2334> something about this time period has her all frisky [14:25] <Mirra_Ezo> Memories [14:25] <Vie_> Dax nerding out is superb [14:25] <Flynn> were they just holding hands..? [14:25] <Alucard_vess> Dax is like a Hippie reliving Woodstock [14:25] <Guest_40677> time travel can effect some people [14:25] <@FltAdmlWolf> ... all alone in the moooonlight! I can smile at the memories.... [14:25] <@Sal_Taybrim> I smell... a barroom fight [14:25] <Brell2334> fight fight fight! [14:25] <Flynn> thats never a good smell [14:26] <@Sal_Taybrim> Quick, everybody! Grease up the bar! [14:26] <@Sal_Taybrim> and the fighters! [14:26] <@FltAdmlWolf> The way they insert everyone into old footage is pretty impressive [14:26] <Alucard_vess> he's never seen a picture of Kirk? [14:26] <Vie_> I like how O'Brian picks out the fat bloke as kirk... [14:26] <Guest_40677> that is the one thing missing these days. They did it in that JJ film [14:26] <@Sal_Taybrim> I think O'Brien is proving himself completely inept at history this episode [14:27] <Mirra_Ezo> We do not discuss it with outsiders [14:27] <Mirra_Ezo> I.E. the writers didn't know [14:27] <Guest_40677> we should have a good bar fight on the Thunder [14:27] <Alucard_vess> IE, we haven't figured it out yet [14:27] <RAdml_Toni> yeah [14:27] <Savan> Wouldn't the human-looking Klingons have smelled a peaty, lilac aroma? [14:27] <Alucard_vess> OBriens an idiot [14:27] <@Sal_Taybrim> I dunno, I think Eau de Klingon is eternal [14:27] <RAdml_Toni> but now POW! and other batman signs [14:28] <@Sal_Taybrim> Besides, he's an engineer - wouldn;t he zero in on Scotty instead? [14:28] <Mirra_Ezo> Greased up fight scene !!! [14:28] <@Sal_Taybrim> Everyone stands up to fight but Odo who's all "wtf guys...?" [14:28] <Scudder> sigh i don't think i can do this unending scene a second time. making coffee. :) [14:29] <Guest_40677> Boris would of stunned all the Klingons [14:29] <Alucard_vess> that's definitely a temporal violation [14:29] <Vie_> "Ow!" [14:29] <Brell2334> slideeasy chairs were spot on for this one too [14:29] <RAdml_Toni> kaboo! [14:29] <RAdml_Toni> Pow! [14:29] <@FltAdmlWolf> Klingon fighting Klingon! [14:29] <Alucard_vess> Booze Ballerina [14:29] <@FltAdmlWolf> LOL @ Vess [14:29] <Brell2334> LOL [14:30] <Vie_> That chest... [14:30] <Flynn> nicely greased boys [14:30] <@FltAdmlWolf> That is one beefy redshirt [14:30] <Guest_40677> Worf only drinks prune juice [14:30] <@Sal_Taybrim> Odo and Worf slip away, Bashir and O'Brien are nabbed... [14:30] <Vie_> They aren't civilians [14:30] <Guest_40677> a little to pumped up [14:30] <Brell2334> security of starfleet calendar beefy lol [14:31] <Vie_> I'd buy that... [14:31] <Brell2334> all proceeds go to the red shirt widow fund [14:31] <Guest_40677> its Yellow shirt now [14:31] <Mirra_Ezo> I lied to captain Kirk [14:32] <RAdml_Toni> TWAS ME SKIPPER [14:32] <@FltAdmlWolf> So wait, since he finds out that Scotty was the one that threw the first punch, does that mean no one else is confined to quarters? [14:32] <Vie_> The Tribble-pocalypse has begun [14:32] <Mirra_Ezo> Dun dun DUUUUUNNN!! [14:32] <Vie_> Cry Havoc and unleash the tribbles of War! [14:32] <Brell2334> squeaky purring work distractions [14:33] <@Sal_Taybrim> Hall of warriors... for a cowardly tribble bomb? [14:33] <Guest_40677> why is that Trump guy wearing one on his head? [14:33] <@Sal_Taybrim> Darvin has issues [14:33] <@FltAdmlWolf> Darvin looks more like a vacuum salesman than a Klingon warrior [14:33] <Brell2334> time check? [14:33] <Vie_> Boris - the purring is used in place of thoughts [14:33] <Alucard_vess> death by tribble [14:33] <Mirra_Ezo> .....WEAPONIZED TRIBBLES!!! [14:33] <Vie_> 33@08 [14:34] <Guest_40677> Darvin is a monster stuffing a bomb up a Tribbles bottom [14:34] <Brell2334> k thx skipped a bit too far forward [14:34] <Vie_> Could have surgically implanted the bomb [14:34] <Brell2334> or did he simply skin one [14:34] <@Sal_Taybrim> I like Sisko's answer to the "spock tribble calculation strategy: [14:35] <Brell2334> dax = ds9 spock [14:35] <Vie_> Tribble Skinning sounds like a horrible task. [14:35] <@Sal_Taybrim> 'thank you' [14:35] <@Sal_Taybrim> tribble skinning does sound terrible. [14:35] <Guest_40677> so would be jamming up its bottom [14:35] <@FltAdmlWolf> not if you're a Klingon [14:35] <Mirra_Ezo> Uh oh...Kirk gave Dax..."The eye" [14:35] <@Sal_Taybrim> true. And theere are plenty of tribbles around [14:35] <Brell2334> it does yes, well yeah guess would be fun to klingons [14:35] <@Sal_Taybrim> Dax barely contains her inner fangirl [14:35] <Brell2334> the report to my quarters later eye [14:36] <Guest_40677> for all we know Dax had a fling with him we know she did with Mc Coy [14:36] <Brell2334> like so many yeoman before [14:36] <Mirra_Ezo> Oooh those buttons [14:36] <@FltAdmlWolf> How does Kirk not notice these two new people on the bridge? [14:36] <@Sal_Taybrim> "When Kirk sat on that tribble I half expected it to go off..." Hahaha! [14:36] <Brell2334> and bridge boop noises [14:36] <Guest_40677> zippers [14:36] <Mirra_Ezo> Whomp! There it is... [14:37] <@Sal_Taybrim> Oh Dax... [14:37] <Alucard_vess> she dated McCoy lol [14:37] <Savan> "he had the hands of a surgeon!" [14:37] <@Sal_Taybrim> ::snerk!:: [14:37] <Savan> not sure if dated is the right word! �06[14:37] * Vie_ eyebrow wiggles [14:37] <Mirra_Ezo> It's that one! The non wiggly one! [14:37] <Brell2334> one night stands of dax history [14:37] <Alucard_vess> it is if you're trying to be polite [14:37] <@FltAdmlWolf> Tribbles on aquarium rocks. [14:37] <@Sal_Taybrim> Slow motion camera closeup of the deadliest Tribble! [14:37] <Brell2334> long and populated with interesting folks [14:37] <Vie_> We are trying to be polite? [14:37] <Guest_40677> as allways [14:38] <Vie_> Two decks of tribble scanning... [14:38] <Vie_> that would be horrible [14:38] <@FltAdmlWolf> Guys, it doesn't help that you keep throwing all the tribbles in opposite directions. How do you know which ones you've scanned? [14:38] <Brell2334> was that the bar tender in the middle of that stack of tribbles [14:38] <Mirra_Ezo> They marked them [14:38] <Mirra_Ezo> Like they do with feral cats [14:38] <Scudder> hahaha wolf [14:38] <Vie_> Brell - yes [14:38] <@FltAdmlWolf> Tribble soup [14:39] <@Sal_Taybrim> Can't they narrow it down by area? old tricorders couldn't have been that weak [14:39] <Guest_40677> stuffed Tribble with chips [14:39] <@FltAdmlWolf> "There are vents of that type on the space station" -- air vents? [14:39] <Vie_> Storage Compartments - the phrase of the day [14:39] <Alucard_vess> so they were the ones who kept throwing tribbles at Kirk [14:39] <@Sal_Taybrim> everybody needs storage compartments [14:39] <Brell2334> wouldnt they be taking a modern tricorder made to look like an old one? [14:40] <@Sal_Taybrim> yeah, they should have [14:40] <Guest_40677> because the old style ones look cooler [14:40] <@FltAdmlWolf> Or at least put their modern tricorder in an old case or something? [14:40] <Brell2334> think they forgot to use that plot device [14:40] <@FltAdmlWolf> Oh funny, so Dax and Sisko were the ones throwing the random tribbles at Kirk's head. [14:40] <Alucard_vess> if Kirk looks up right now he's going to see a whole other side of Dax... [14:40] <Mirra_Ezo> Different case, same hardware [14:40] <Guest_40677> up her skirt [14:40] <Brell2334> oh my so thats why he keeps lookingu p [14:40] <Mirra_Ezo> He owes her a dollar [14:40] <@Sal_Taybrim> No wonder Kirk kept looking up there [14:41] <Mirra_Ezo> I found it....so I'm going to drop it.... [14:41] <Guest_40677> brb got to take my heart pills [14:41] <Brell2334> yeah he like bomb im not holding it [14:41] <Flynn> A weaponized tribble at its best [14:41] <@Sal_Taybrim> No one noticed the exploding tribble? [14:41] <Alucard_vess> see, she threw it! [14:41] <Brell2334> how did the enterprise not notice that boom [14:42] <Alucard_vess> perfect timing [14:42] <Brell2334> or k-7 [14:42] <Mirra_Ezo> The main cast was busy [14:42] <@Sal_Taybrim> they were mesmerized by the tribbles [14:42] <Flynn> "What was that?" "Oh, just a random explosion. Nothing worth looking into." [14:42] <Luke> "move along .. nothing to see" [14:42] <Brell2334> it happens all the time it is the old west in space after all [14:42] <@FltAdmlWolf> All she did was open the doors of the thing time thing. How hard was it to learn how to use it? [14:42] <Vie_> "Well, not exactly...." [14:43] <@Sal_Taybrim> Sisko pulls a fanboy moment [14:43] <Vie_> He gave his real name... [14:43] <@FltAdmlWolf> With that goatee, Kirk would have been suspicious he's a Klingon, dontcha think? [14:43] <Mirra_Ezo> Spots back! [14:43] <Alucard_vess> miss the skirt htough �02[14:43] * Guest_40677 (kiwiirc@2.220.yj.wky) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client�) [14:43] <Mirra_Ezo> She kept it for date night \ [14:44] <Vie_> "Are you kidding, we hate kirk! The man is a menace!" [14:44] <@FltAdmlWolf> Why doesn't the temporal dept wear standard Starfleet uniforms? [14:44] <Vie_> Wolf - they change too often [14:44] <@Sal_Taybrim> Odo smile [14:44] <@FltAdmlWolf> TRIBBLES! [14:44] <Brell2334> they were going for the men in black look [14:44] <@Sal_Taybrim> Tribbles fit well upon Quark's head! [14:44] <Brell2334> so how does ds9 get rid of their tribbles by next weeks episode [14:44] <Mirra_Ezo> Science! [14:44] <@FltAdmlWolf> We've used that image of a tribble on Quark's head for years and years on the site :) [14:44] <Flynn> The question remains, is Bashir his own grandfather? :/ [14:44] <Vie_> Brell - ask Quark - he suddenly had a lot of money [14:45] <Brell2334> they sent them to the gamma quadrant [14:45] <Brell2334> ah tribble stew at quarks [14:45] <@Sal_Taybrim> Flynn: we may never know [14:45] <Alucard_vess> they weaponized them against the dominion [14:45] <RAdml_Toni> THAT was short [14:45] <Brell2334> and for the bajoran orphans [14:45] <@FltAdmlWolf> That's how they won! [14:45] <Vie_> That or he sold them to the House of Duras as a revenge weapon [14:45] <Savan> Somehow I don't think Tribbles would like the Jem Hadar [14:45] <Luke> how do you think all those mines the mined the wormhole with were self replicating [14:46] <@Sal_Taybrim> but they do like founders [14:46] <@FltAdmlWolf> Tribblemines [14:46] <Luke> thats what they did to the tribbles [14:46] <Vie_> ...oh wow, like. [14:46] <Mirra_Ezo> That was fun! [14:46] <Brell2334> fun indeed [14:46] <Vie_> Next time I'll have to make sure I get back in time [14:46] <Flynn> Yes, thanks for putting it together [14:46] <@FltAdmlWolf> Thanks Cmdr. Taybrim :)