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* '''239203.11''': Discharged from rehabilitation, admitted to accelerated re-training program at Starfleet Academy following psychiatrist's recommendation and began courses in astrophysics, computer science and information security.
* '''239203.11''': Discharged from rehabilitation, admitted to accelerated re-training program at Starfleet Academy following psychiatrist's recommendation and began courses in astrophysics, computer science and information security.
* '''239211.17''': Assigned to USS Constitution as a science officer.
* '''239211.17''': Assigned to USS Constitution as a science officer.
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'''The Proust questionnaire'''
''[ARCHIVIST'S NOTE: Compiled as part of an Intrapersonal Awareness course at Bayeaux CRC, 2391]''
{| border='1' cellspacing='0.5' cellpadding='1.5'
|-
| ''What is your idea of perfect happiness?''
| Irrelevant.
| ''What is your greatest fear?''
| Irrelevant.
| ''What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?''
| If I am giving these questions the benefit of the doubt and not assuming that they refer to emotional irrelevancies - my physical disability.
|-
| ''What is the trait you most deplore in others?''
| Ideological inconsistency.
| ''Which living person do you most admire?''
| Shereen Corla, the previous Head of Surgical Technology at the Daystrom Institute. I believe the Ethics Board were foolish to demand her resignation and there is no proof that the lifeforms she created would have eaten all those students without provocation.
| ''What is your greatest extravagance?''
| Occasionally deriving mild enjoyment from acts of petty defiance.
|-
| ''What is your current state of mind?''
| Calm and clear.
| ''What do you consider the most overrated virtue?''
| Acceptance.
| ''On what occasion do you lie?''
| When it will serve a greater good.
|-
| ''What do you most dislike about your appearance?''
| Irrelevant.
| ''Which living person do you most despise?''
| The person who made this questionnaire mandatory.
| ''What is the quality you most like in a man?''
| I can think of only one situation in which gender would be at all relevant to my opinion, and I refuse to divulge information on my sexual preferences.
|-
| ''What is the quality you most like in a woman?''
| I can think of only one situation in which gender would be at all relevant to my opinion, and I refuse to divulge information on my sexual preferences.
| ''Which words or phrases do you most overuse?''
| None of them. I aim to be concise at all times.
| ''What or who is the greatest love of your life?''
| Irrelevant; I am Vulcan.
|-
| ''When and where were you happiest?''
| Irrelevant.
| ''Which talent would you most like to have?''
| Anything that facilitates a greater understanding of the universe.
| ''If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?''
| The results of my Traumatic Brain Injury.
|-
| ''What do you consider your greatest achievement?''
| Surviving.
| ''If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?''
| Nothing. Reincarnation is a myth.
| ''Where would you most like to live?''
| Anywhere with an advanced enough laboratory and few people.
|-
| ''What is your most treasured possession?''
| Material possessions are irrelevant.
| ''What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?''
| Doing this questionnaire.
| ''What is your favorite occupation?''
| Scientific inquiry.
|-
| ''What is your most marked characteristic?''
| My ambition.
| ''What do you most value in your friends?''
| I have no need for friends.
| ''Who are your favorite writers?''
| I value ideas, not personalities.
|-
| ''Who is your hero of fiction?''
| Fiction is pointless.
| ''Which historical figure do you most identify with?''
| Surak.
| ''Who are your heroes in real life?''
| There are no heroes in real life.
|-
| ''What are your favorite names?''
| Irrelevant.
| ''What is it that you most dislike?''
| Pointless questions.
| ''What is your greatest regret?''
| Failing in my scientific endeavors.
|-
| ''How would you like to die?''
| I would not like to die.
| ''What is your motto?''
| This Questionnaire Is A Waste Of My Time
| ''Any closing comments?''
| No.
|}


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