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* '''239203.11''': Discharged from rehabilitation, admitted to accelerated re-training program at Starfleet Academy following psychiatrist's recommendation and began courses in astrophysics, computer science and information security. | * '''239203.11''': Discharged from rehabilitation, admitted to accelerated re-training program at Starfleet Academy following psychiatrist's recommendation and began courses in astrophysics, computer science and information security. | ||
* '''239211.17''': Assigned to USS Constitution as a science officer. | * '''239211.17''': Assigned to USS Constitution as a science officer. | ||
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'''The Proust questionnaire''' | |||
''[ARCHIVIST'S NOTE: Compiled as part of an Intrapersonal Awareness course at Bayeaux CRC, 2391]'' | |||
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| ''What is your idea of perfect happiness?'' | |||
| Irrelevant. | |||
| ''What is your greatest fear?'' | |||
| Irrelevant. | |||
| ''What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?'' | |||
| If I am giving these questions the benefit of the doubt and not assuming that they refer to emotional irrelevancies - my physical disability. | |||
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| ''What is the trait you most deplore in others?'' | |||
| Ideological inconsistency. | |||
| ''Which living person do you most admire?'' | |||
| Shereen Corla, the previous Head of Surgical Technology at the Daystrom Institute. I believe the Ethics Board were foolish to demand her resignation and there is no proof that the lifeforms she created would have eaten all those students without provocation. | |||
| ''What is your greatest extravagance?'' | |||
| Occasionally deriving mild enjoyment from acts of petty defiance. | |||
|- | |||
| ''What is your current state of mind?'' | |||
| Calm and clear. | |||
| ''What do you consider the most overrated virtue?'' | |||
| Acceptance. | |||
| ''On what occasion do you lie?'' | |||
| When it will serve a greater good. | |||
|- | |||
| ''What do you most dislike about your appearance?'' | |||
| Irrelevant. | |||
| ''Which living person do you most despise?'' | |||
| The person who made this questionnaire mandatory. | |||
| ''What is the quality you most like in a man?'' | |||
| I can think of only one situation in which gender would be at all relevant to my opinion, and I refuse to divulge information on my sexual preferences. | |||
|- | |||
| ''What is the quality you most like in a woman?'' | |||
| I can think of only one situation in which gender would be at all relevant to my opinion, and I refuse to divulge information on my sexual preferences. | |||
| ''Which words or phrases do you most overuse?'' | |||
| None of them. I aim to be concise at all times. | |||
| ''What or who is the greatest love of your life?'' | |||
| Irrelevant; I am Vulcan. | |||
|- | |||
| ''When and where were you happiest?'' | |||
| Irrelevant. | |||
| ''Which talent would you most like to have?'' | |||
| Anything that facilitates a greater understanding of the universe. | |||
| ''If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?'' | |||
| The results of my Traumatic Brain Injury. | |||
|- | |||
| ''What do you consider your greatest achievement?'' | |||
| Surviving. | |||
| ''If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?'' | |||
| Nothing. Reincarnation is a myth. | |||
| ''Where would you most like to live?'' | |||
| Anywhere with an advanced enough laboratory and few people. | |||
|- | |||
| ''What is your most treasured possession?'' | |||
| Material possessions are irrelevant. | |||
| ''What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?'' | |||
| Doing this questionnaire. | |||
| ''What is your favorite occupation?'' | |||
| Scientific inquiry. | |||
|- | |||
| ''What is your most marked characteristic?'' | |||
| My ambition. | |||
| ''What do you most value in your friends?'' | |||
| I have no need for friends. | |||
| ''Who are your favorite writers?'' | |||
| I value ideas, not personalities. | |||
|- | |||
| ''Who is your hero of fiction?'' | |||
| Fiction is pointless. | |||
| ''Which historical figure do you most identify with?'' | |||
| Surak. | |||
| ''Who are your heroes in real life?'' | |||
| There are no heroes in real life. | |||
|- | |||
| ''What are your favorite names?'' | |||
| Irrelevant. | |||
| ''What is it that you most dislike?'' | |||
| Pointless questions. | |||
| ''What is your greatest regret?'' | |||
| Failing in my scientific endeavors. | |||
|- | |||
| ''How would you like to die?'' | |||
| I would not like to die. | |||
| ''What is your motto?'' | |||
| This Questionnaire Is A Waste Of My Time | |||
| ''Any closing comments?'' | |||
| No. | |||
|} | |||
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