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[http://sims.starbase118.net/posts/1993793 Antero Flynn: Federation Girls]
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<br>Well sweet Breen girls are hip
<br>I really dig that helmet hair
<br>Aaaand the Chalnoth girls with the way they flirt
<br>They knock me out without a care
<br>The Klingon warrior's daughters
<br>really make you prove your might
<br>And Ferengi girls with those luscious lobes
<br>They keep your latinum nice and tight
<br>I wish they all could be Federation
<br>I wish they all could be Federation
<br>I wish they all could be Federation giiiirls
<br>The fleet worlds have the sunshine
<br>and the girls all get so tanned
<br>I dig a Trill bikini on the Risa island
<br>Dolls by a palm tree in the sand
<br>I been all around this universe
<br>And I seen all kinds of girls
<br>Yeah, but I couldn't wait to get back to the fleet
<br>Back to the cutest girls in the 'verse
<br>I wish they all could be Federation
<br>I wish they all could be Federation
<br>I wish they all could be Federation girls
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<div class="NavHead" style="color:black; background-color:#FF91AF;">[http://sims.starbase118.net/posts/1993939 Theo Whittaker: Losing My Mind]</div>
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<br>The port nacelle, I think about you
​<br>The Jeffries Tube, I think about you,
<br>I want you so, it's like I'm losing my mind


Well sweet Breen girls are hip
<br>The starboard nacelle, I think about you,
I really dig that helmet hair
<br>Plasma injectors, I think about you,
Aaaand the Chalnoth girls with the way they flirt
<br>And do you know it's like I'm losing my mind?
They knock me out without a care
The Klingon warrior's daughters
really make you prove your might
And Ferengi girls with those luscious lobes
They keep your latinum nice and tight
I wish they all could be Federation
I wish they all could be Federation
I wish they all could be Federation giiiirls
The fleet worlds have the sunshine
and the girls all get so tanned
I dig a Trill bikini on the Risa island
Dolls by a palm tree in the sand
I been all around this universe
And I seen all kinds of girls
Yeah, but I couldn't wait to get back to the fleet
Back to the cutest girls in the 'verse
I wish they all could be Federation
I wish they all could be Federation
I wish they all could be Federation girls


<br>All afternoon doing every little chore
<br>thought of you stays bright
<br>Sometimes I stand on the top of the warp core,
<br>Not going left, not going right


[http://sims.starbase118.net/posts/1993855 Sal Taybrim: Klingon Confidant]
<br>I dim the bridge lights and think about you,
<br>Spend sleepless nights to think about you,
<br>I think you love me or am I just being kind?
<br>Or am I losing...
<br> ... losing my mind?


Kothos: Look Starfleet, I--
<br>All afternoon doing every little chore
I--
<br>The thought of you stays bright
I think you
<br>Sometimes I stand on the top of the warp core,
Are falsifying
<br>Not going left, not going right
And I'm losing control
'Cause the excuses you're supplying
They're horrifying!


Taybrim: You better believe
<br>I dim the bridge lights and think about you,
That I need to know
<br>Spend sleepless nights to think about you,
If I can or can't trust you
<br>I think you love me or am I just being kind?
You better believe
<br>Or am I losing...
You better undergo
<br>... Losing my mind?
Every test to show me true
Nothing left
Nothing left for me to do


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<br>Or am I losing my mind?
A Klingon confidant!
<br>I think you love me or am I just being kind?
Oo-oo-oo, honey
<br>Or am I losing my mind?
Klingon confidant
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Oo-oo-oo, honey
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Klingon confidant
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Oo-oo-oo, the one I need
Oh, yes, indeed...


Taybrim: If you're filled
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That's too hard to convey
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Gravitate to my location
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Beam your way
<br />Kothos: Look Starfleet, I--
<br />I--
<br />I think you
<br />Are falsifying
<br />And I'm losing control
<br />'Cause the excuses you're supplying
<br />They're horrifying!


Kothos: I better shape up
<br />Taybrim: You better believe
'Cause you need some news
<br />That I need to know
<br />If I can or can't trust you
<br />You better believe
<br />You better undergo
<br />Every test to show me true
<br />Nothing left
<br />Nothing left for me to do


Taybrim: I need some news
<br />Chorus:
That'll go on the record
<br />A Klingon confidant!
<br />Oo-oo-oo, honey
<br />Klingon confidant
<br />Oo-oo-oo, honey
<br />Klingon confidant
<br />Oo-oo-oo, the one I need
<br />Oh, yes, indeed...


Kothos: I better shape up
<br />Taybrim: If you're filled
If I'm gonna keep
<br />With information
<br />That's too hard to convey
<br />Gravitate to my location
<br />Beam your way


Taybrim: You better keep
<br />Kothos: I better shape up
the Khitomer Accord
<br />'Cause you need some news


Both: Are you sure?
<br />Taybrim: I need some news
Yes I'm sure we'll strike a chord!
<br />That'll go on the record


Chorus:
<br />Kothos: I better shape up
A Klingon confidant!
<br />If I'm gonna keep
Oo-oo-oo, honey
 
Klingon confidant
<br />Taybrim: You better keep
Oo-oo-oo, honey
<br />the Khitomer Accord
Klingon confidant
 
Oo-oo-oo, the one I need
<br />Both: Are you sure?
Oh, yes, indeed...
<br />Yes I'm sure we'll strike a chord!
 
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<br />A Klingon confidant!
<br />Oo-oo-oo, honey
<br />Klingon confidant
<br />Oo-oo-oo, honey
<br />Klingon confidant
<br />Oo-oo-oo, the one I need
<br />Oh, yes, indeed...
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<div class="NavHead" style="color:black; background-color:#FF91AF;">[http://sims.starbase118.net/posts/1993968 Carter Greyson: Engineer Starfleetian]</div>
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<br>I am the very model of an engineer Starfleetian,
<br>I've information Scotty, LaForge, and Tuckerian,
<br>I know the sting of drinking, and I quote the battles historical
<br>From Khan to Federation grew, in order categorical;
<br>I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
<br>I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
<br>About transwarp theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
<br>With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
<br>I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
<br>I know the scientific names of beings dracunculus:
<br>In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
<br>I am the very model of an engineer Starfleetian.
 
<br>I know our prolific history, Captains Picard and Ben Sisko;
<br>I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for info,
<br>I quote in elegiacs all the lore of The Prophetus,
<br>In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
<br>I can tell undoubted Skyfires from Van Ghoughs and Zoffanies,
<br>I know the croaking chorus from The Oaths of Hippocrates!
<br>Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
<br>And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
<br>Then I can show a boxing skill in cyclonic firestorm,
<br>And tell you ev'ry detail of Janeway's uniform:
<br>In short, in matters Scotty, LaForge, and Tuckerian,
<br>I am the very model of an engineer Starfleetian.
 
<br>In fact, when I know what is meant by "transduction" and "plasmin",
<br>When I can tell at sight a phaser rifle from a javelin
<br>When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
<br>And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
<br>When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
<br>When I know more of tactics than a Reed in a Enterprisey –
<br>In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy –
<br>You'll say a better engineer Starfleetian has never sat as he
<br>For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
<br>Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
<br>But still, in matters Scotty, LaForge, and Tuckerian,
<br>I am the very model of an engineer Starfleetian.
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<br>Our uniforms are red
<br>And the ship is grey
<br>I went for a walk
<br>In a cargo bay
<br>Kothos was right there
<br>But then he pulled away
<br>Klingon warrior dreamin'
<br>On the Armstrong today
 
<br>Stopped off at a base
<br>We docked along the way
<br>Well I got down on my knees
<br>And I began to...
 
<br>::And suddenly he trailed off. Base. Base? His mind clicked, slowly, rising out of the drunken fog. Starbase. Starbase... 118. His dark eyes widened::
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