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<p style="font-size:60%"> <sup>1</sup> </p> <p style="font-size:80%"> Are you still wondering where the blood stains are?  It really is best to not think about it.  I mean first you're wondering how is that an instrument and a weapon. Maybe you think it is a weaponized kazoo (try asking an Andorian if it is, their reaction is just such a barrel of laughs, no joke).  And then to top it off they say, "Don't mind the blood stains."- and you're like what blood stains... some questions are just not meant to be pondered too deeply.  Relax, move on, nothing to see here.  That you are still reading is honour enough to this humble scribe. </p>
<p style="font-size:70%"> <sup>1</sup> Are you still wondering where the blood stains are?  It really is best to not think about it.  I mean first you're wondering "How is that both an instrument <i>and</i> a weapon?"- Maybe you think it is a weaponized kazoo (and if so-try asking an Andorian if it is, their reaction is just such a barrel of laughs, no joke).  And then to top it off they say, "Don't mind the blood stains."- and you're like what blood stains... some questions are just not meant to be pondered too deeply.  Relax, move on, nothing to see here. <sup>2</sup> </p>
 
<p style="font-size:45%"> <sup>2</sup> There really isn't any blood.  After all, Liani is a doctor and understands the importance of proper sterilization.  These are also musical instruments, and blowing into one would mean that you'd be exposing yourself to potentially harmful contaminants if you didn't keep them cleanRemember you can Play, Beat Down, and Clean, but you can't Beat Down, Play, and Clean- that'd just be all kinds of icky (and potentially ruinous to any make up you were wearing).  Play Smart, Play Clean- that's the Andorian Way.<sup>3</sup></p>
 
<p style="font-size:30%"> <sup>3</sup> And even if there had been blood on the instruments, it's not likely that anyone is going to miss the victim(s).  Not that we are implying that there have been at present or at any time 'victims' to which brutal Beat Downs might have been applied most judiciously, for right reasons, and not amoral ones.  There is no proof that said Beat Downs occured at any point of time between Star Dates
2384 to 2392 in the areas of Terra, also known as Earth or any of it's surrounding territories, such as the Lunar and Mars colonies.  And even if there had been, it is a known fact that to most Terran (and some Vulcan) individuals, Andorians look pretty much alike.  Especially after the direct application of a judiciously applied Beat Down. </p>


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