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And before any of this happened (Well, except that first [[Connory, Ian Patrick|Connory]] bit; that happened at the same time as the following... and lasted longer, though seemed to take no time at all, since [[Connory, Ian Patrick|Ian]] doesn’t remember any of it.), [[Silveira, Vitor|Sil]] and [[Taybrim, Sal|Sal]] talked of love and ladies and reputation and humiliation. It turned out that [[Silveira, Vitor|Sil]] may have a child but isn’t welcome in the [[Andorian]] three-some or four-some that is now rearing said child. And [[Taybrim, Sal|Sal]] is worried about [[Silveira, Vitor|Sil]]’s dating his childhood friend the [[Fai, Veradis|uber-telepath]] who can barely keep from brain-flooding everyone around her (...which makes you wonder how Starfleet incorporated ''that'' particular fear into her entrance exam, doesn’t it?). After that, but before the Jurasic Park incident, [[Brice, Karynn Ehlanii|Karynn]] smelled the roses (and sundry fauna), because she knows that life moves pretty fast, and if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it (...plus she's pregnant and was feeling very emotional on the bridge, so she needed to mellow out).<br> | And before any of this happened (Well, except that first [[Connory, Ian Patrick|Connory]] bit; that happened at the same time as the following... and lasted longer, though seemed to take no time at all, since [[Connory, Ian Patrick|Ian]] doesn’t remember any of it.), [[Silveira, Vitor|Sil]] and [[Taybrim, Sal|Sal]] talked of love and ladies and reputation and humiliation. It turned out that [[Silveira, Vitor|Sil]] may have a child but isn’t welcome in the [[Andorian]] three-some or four-some that is now rearing said child. And [[Taybrim, Sal|Sal]] is worried about [[Silveira, Vitor|Sil]]’s dating his childhood friend the [[Fai, Veradis|uber-telepath]] who can barely keep from brain-flooding everyone around her (...which makes you wonder how Starfleet incorporated ''that'' particular fear into her entrance exam, doesn’t it?). After that, but before the Jurasic Park incident, [[Brice, Karynn Ehlanii|Karynn]] smelled the roses (and sundry fauna), because she knows that life moves pretty fast, and if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it (...plus she's pregnant and was feeling very emotional on the bridge, so she needed to mellow out).<br> | ||
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At any rate, their day and a half shoreleave was just long enough for them to receive a replacement bridge officer in the form of [[Kolk, James T.|Jim Kolk]], former destroyer of [[Ithassa Region|Ithassan]] worlds, who confused the [[Tatash|Gorn]], impressed the [[Livingston, Benjamin|Captander]], and hopes to improve the transporters. Meanwhile, | At any rate, their day and a half shoreleave was just long enough for them to receive a replacement bridge officer in the form of [[Kolk, James T.|Jim Kolk]], former destroyer of [[Ithassa Region|Ithassan]] worlds, who confused the [[Tatash|Gorn]], impressed the [[Livingston, Benjamin|Captander]], and hopes to improve the transporters. Meanwhile, [[Kizito, Orsisius|Kit]] hopes to take a back seat in the Science labs so he doesn’t have to watch any more random aliens get killed.<br> | ||
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And then there was the one about the fat [[Brek|Ferengi] whose [[Ara|grandmother]] accused him of getting thin for a woman, so he ran away from her. He was having a particularly non-Ferengi day. First, he agreed to take a less than exorbitant cut of Lt. [[Kolk, James T.|Kolk]]'s holo-novel profits, then passed up the delicious beauty of consumerism and enticing call of a bulging bacon banquet burger, only to instead slump onto some half-chairs in a Japanese restaurant and eat sushi! Starfleet Intelligence is investigating the possibility that he may be a [[Romulan]] spy who has replaced LtCmdr. [[Brek]] with a clone who was insufficiently briefed on [[Ferengi]] culture.<br> | |||
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