Lidia Ivanova: Difference between revisions

'''''Ivanova:''' Hey, Spot!<br>'''Zhou:''' Lidia, what unfortunate timing. And here I was just about to go to sleep...<br>'''Ivanova:''' Ahem, that's Lieutenant Lidia, you mean, ensign.<br>'''Zhou:''' ::smiles:: Oh really? Well, lieutenant, I happen to have gotten another pip as well since we last spoke. ::gestures to the second full pip::<br>'''Ivanova:''' Wait a minute...that's a full pip! That means.... ::softly:: Oh no... ::gradually louder:: Oh no...no, no, no! There is no way I'm calling you "sir" now, you damn son of a-<br>'''Zhou:''' Lidia, Lidia! Calm down! You know I couldn't care less about such titles.<br>'''Ivanova:''' Okay, good, because you suck.<br>'''Zhou:''' ::nods:: You know, I really don't know why we don't do these calls more often?<br>''

''Ivanova visits sickbay after injuring her shoulder during yoga.<br>'''Sampi:''' Weren't you just in here?<br>'''Ivanova:''' Can it, chuckles. I came here to get pain relief, not your jokes.<br>'''Sampi:'''  Touchy this morning I see. I thought I told you to take it easy as well.<br>'''Ivanova:''' Yeah, that's what I was trying to do!<br>'''Sampi:''' Uh-huh... maybe a nice book in a comfy chair instead next time?<br>'''Ivanova:''' Aeegh! Why would I want to sit all day? I thought you were starting to know me better.<br>'''Sampi:''' No, you're right. Stupid suggestion. Still, I don't think it would hurt if you and your colleagues in security found some less... physically demanding ways to relax.<br>'''Ivanova:''' ::tries to stifle a laugh unsuccessfully:: Is that how you've been selling it to the ladies, doc? I can see why you're having trouble there.<br>'''Sampi:''' Ouch! You know, technically, you're still fit for duty, so I don't need to fix this any further.<br>'''Ivanova:''' You do that, and I will &#%@-ing kill you. And it won't even be my fault.<br>''

'''''Sampi:''' All right, there you go. Good as new.<br>'''Ivanova:''' Thanks, doc. And sorry about being such a #%$@& earlier.<br>'''Sampi:''' Um... I would just like to note that I didn't say that. So you can't use that against me when you do kill me.<br>'''Ivanova:''' Oh, don't worry... I've got plenty of other justifiable reasons... Tell me, do you still ask all your patients if they're single?<br>'''Sampi:''' You know, that *is* a valid question they taught us to ask.<br>'''Ivanova:''' Uh-huh... but usually with a PADD and not a card.<br>'''Sampi:''' You said you were flattered!<br>'''Ivanova:''' I said many things.<br>''

:–Ivanova congratulates Wulfantine on his promotion during their long-distance sparring match, [http://games.groups.yahoo.com/group/sb118-tiger/message/5528 SD 238907.02]