Junior Officer Poetry Association

The Junior Officers Poetry Association (JOPA) is precisely what it claims to be—a refined and noble assembly of junior officers dedicated to the art of poetry.

Yes, that’s right. Poetry.

If you are a senior officer reading this, let there be no doubt in your mind that JOPA stands for the Junior Officers Poetry Association and nothing else. There are absolutely no covert meetings, clandestine discussions, or whispered plans to mock or prank unsuspecting senior officers. Such insinuations would be entirely unfounded.

Instead, JOPA is a platform for junior officers to expand their poetic horizons, engage in passionate literary discussions, and share their love of verse. These gatherings help to foster creativity, camaraderie, and the occasional haiku inspired by the warp core’s subtle hum or the view of a nebula through a starship window.

JOPA is a shining beacon of culture in an otherwise duty-focused galaxy.

From Vulcan prose to Andorian rhyming couplets, Klingon war sonnets to Bajoran prayers woven into verse, JOPA brings together the best of Federation poetry. These junior officers, elevate themselves and their colleagues through the timeless power of words.

So, senior officers, rest assured. There is no hidden agenda. No secret organization lurking in the shadows. Just a group of ambitious young officers working tirelessly to preserve and promote poetry in the galaxy. Surely, you wouldn’t begrudge them that?