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Upon reaching [[Earth]], some crewmembers actually found time to relax - Lt.J.G. [[Rogers, William|Rogers]] tried to woo [[Sarion]], but merely wound up flashing a nun; Lt. [[Kolk, Jackford|Kolk]] showed Lt.J.G. [[Reed, Sarah|Reed]] around Seattle, but the French-speaking Brit-femme disappeared more than once to rendezvous with her an old flame to whom she was secretly betrothed - but before long the senior staff were forced to endure yet another wedding ceremony - this time that of Captain [[Mar, Idril|Mar]] and LtCmdr. [[Wilde, Danny|Wilde]] - followed by a rather stressful investigation of the bride's near-immediate disappearance. (Any speculation that the honeymoon was short-lived and possibly the worst in the history of the Federation is, at best, an understatement.) As it turns out, LtCmdr. [[Wilde, Danny|Wilde]]'s alternate universe counterpart ([[Wilde, Danny (alternate)|Alt. Wilde]] for short) kidnapped Captain [[Mar, Idril|Mar]] and the real LtCmdr. [[Wilde, Danny|Wilde]], ran off to France and tried to lull her into thinking he was the real [[Wilde, Danny|Wilde]] by drugging her. Like all villains, however, he made one fatal mistake: he told the senior staff all about his evil plan before leaving... and trusted [[Kolk, Jackford (alternate)|Evil Kolk]] to carry it out. Okay, two fatal mistakes: he told them his plan and trusted [[Kolk, Jackford (alternate)|Evil Kolk]]... and let [[Mar, Idril|Mar]] get close enough to correct [[Wilde, Danny|Wilde]] for him to clear her head with Borg nanites. Okay, ''three'' fatal mistakes... Anyway, some of the crew chased ([[Wilde, Danny (alternate)|Alt. Wilde]], others chased [[Kolk, Jackford (alternate)|Evil Kolk]], [[Kolk, Jackford (alternate)|Evil Kolk]] chased [[Wilde, Danny (alternate)|Alt. Wilde]], and Ens. [[Trell, Breya|Trell]] wrestled Lt.J.G. [[Valis]] for Lt. [[Thelev, Jhen|Thelev]]'s love. Er... scratch that last part.