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Oh yeah, and Lt. [[Kolk, Jackford|Kolk]] finally came face-to-face with [[Kolk, Jackford (alternate)|Evil Kolk]]'s special gift... and promptly asked Lt. [[Thelev, Jhen|Thelev]] if he could have new quarters. | Oh yeah, and Lt. [[Kolk, Jackford|Kolk]] finally came face-to-face with [[Kolk, Jackford (alternate)|Evil Kolk]]'s special gift... and promptly asked Lt. [[Thelev, Jhen|Thelev]] if he could have new quarters. | ||
==Shoreleave Log, Stardate 238602.12:== | |||
by LtCmdr. [[Kolk, Jackford|Jackford B. Kolk]] | |||
In those dark days when Captain Walker was still a Commander, and the crew of the Ronin was broken by rankor and infighting... | |||
When the wounds of the late mission to Layte were still late in healing, and the nigh-deadly consequences of Shepard's hidden ailment were fresh on everyone's mind... | |||
When the reports were still being written and the Engineers hadn't yet begun to upgrade the Dylithium Crystal Matrix... | |||
Just then, a brave new day dawned! A celebration would be had in the Holodecks of Deep Space 17: the grievances of old would be forgot, and the synthetic alcohol would soften the brains of all! | |||
So basically, here's how it went down: There was a big celebration where two people got promoted, and two people got awards. Then everyone went off to their own quarters and disappeared... Poopy heads. | |||
The End. | |||
... | |||
Oh... so you want details now? ... I glare at thee. | |||
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Cmdr. Walker announced that Lts. Cruise and Kolk would be stripped of their Lieutenanterishnesses and clepped "Lieutenant Commanders." Kolk would be jabbed with many pointy awards (for details see his wiki 'cause I'm too angry and jealous to speak them aloud; pompous kiss-up). LtCmdr. Wilde was awarded for being the absolute best Galactic President ever! (TOSMA II) and for keeping the morale of the entire Galaxy high despite the unexplained deaths of an entire species of Red Alert Bulbs (Neelix Award). Just as the crowd was about to spontaneously sing the Wilde Presidential Campaign fight song (they were, I swear!), Captain Mar showed up out of nowhere and dubbed the Walker "Sir Captain," laying aside once and for all any rumors that he might be in line for the rare and immensely prestigious rank of Captander. | |||
Once all the pomp and hullabaloo was over, many people talked, danced, and generally felt sorry for themselves. Thomas met his underling. His underling, Ens. Trolin, met a girl... and another girl... and a third girl, but he knew that one before. The first girl, LtJG Trell, awoke feelings in him that he hadn't yet known were possible... and he promptly stuck both feet in his mouth and she left without even nibbling her dinner. The second girl, SCPO Granger, was roused with feelings of her own, but he doesn't know yet and she's only just barely begun to realize that it's far too late to fight them. The third girl, Ens. Torsten whom he already knew, shared a mysterious past with him, but they won't tell the rest of us what happened because they're meanies. He only danced with the first and third, but it's Granger's fault; she skipped the party. Had she been there, he might've proven his true status as an unparalelled ladies' man, but alas, no such proof has yet surfaced. Speaking of unparalleled, LtCmdr. Cruise talked to Torsten as well and struck out miserably, thus prooving he has no power over the ladies. | |||
A few Indyites, such as Lt Ehlanii and her boyfriend LtCmdr Brice joined their captain in crashing the hip, Ronin party, but it's quick death can't really be blamed on them; Lt. Wood played a song from the 20th Century and everyone realized how drunk they were when they found themselves loving the ancient tune. | |||
The next day a band of "Arthurian" adventurers, led by the obnoxious little Captain's Pet known as LtCmdr Kolk, attempted to chase Morgana to her lair in order to save Merlin from having to kiss her. However, the group (comprised of LtCmdr. Cruise, LtJG Trell, & Ensigns Trolin, Torsten, & Javinx) found themselves facing a poison-wielding giant from "Ender's Game". As they descended upon the giant's table (litterally... like, they fell), Ens. Javinx, with the pink-flamingo hair, fell into LtCmdr. Cruise's lap (and he lived droolingly ever after). Then the group escaped the giant's trap, and again plopped their way into a bit of a snag. An evil Queen, bizarrely played by a non-period Xindi-Reptilian, declared that someone should run off with their heads, thus unleashing a torrent of guards hoping to be the someone. Fighting their way to the dungeon, they saved the wizard and the simulation ended with many a coy glance between the blue-skins (LtJG Trell & Ens. Trolin) and between Cruise (the playa') and his new muse, Ens. Javinx. | |||
Thereafter, the Captain's Pet spent the rest of his leave moping about in his quarters while his Indy-bound girlfriend stood him up because she considered the insides of the Prometheus class ship far more attractive than his ugly mug. (I'm told he does have a rather nice looking thermos, though.) Oh, LtCmdrs. Cruise, Kolk, and Thomas talked about some weird little rock thing called Walkinium, but from what my surveilance devices picked up, it was mission-related, so I slept through most of it... Speaking of sleeping through important missiony stuff, I need to get back to that. G'night! | |||
Signed, | |||
The Mysterious Shoreleave Archivist... | |||
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