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| Hello! I write for '''[[Connan MacMorna]]''' on board the '''{{USS|Gorkon}}'''.
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| *'''Name''': Connan
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| *'''Joined Starbase 118''': (join date)
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| {{Logo and Ship|USS Gorkon|Sovereign}}
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| *{{USS|Independence|A}}
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| *{{USS|Discovery|C}}
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| {{CharacterListing|Ensign|Connan MacMorna||DS9|{{USSwhite|Gorkon}}|HCO|Active|<br>Helmsman}}
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| {{CharacterListing|Ensign|Nicholas Luciano||DS9|{{USSwhite|Independence|A}}|Security|Inactive}}
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| I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
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| I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
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| Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
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| I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat 400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.
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| I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
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| I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a Mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
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| "Intellect in chains loses in lucidity what it gains in intensity."
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| -- Albert Camus
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| "Yes, Mr. Death! I play you a game! But not CHESS, bah, fooey! My game is JARTS!"
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| -- The Flaming Carrot
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| "My name is Peabody. I assume you know yours."
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| -- Mr. Peabody
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| "If you feel you are not properly sedated, please call 348-844 immediately. Failure to do so may result in prosecution for criminal drug evasion."
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| -- Voice from medicine cabinet, "THX 1138"
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| "My advice to you, violent one, is to seek out a pile of gold and sit on it."
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| -- Grendel's Dragon
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| "Think about this ... we don't want to sacrifice our only advantage, just to go on a killing spree!" "We don't?" -- Arthur, Paul the Samurai and the Tick
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| "We decided he had gone to 'a better place'. Presumably one without lethal flaming wheels."
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| -- The Zoq-Fot-Pik
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| "What I am trying to express, just with my back as I walk away, is a warning against nuclear destruction."
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| -- Kenpachiro Satsuma (Godzilla)
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| "Money abases all the gods of mankind and changes them into commodities."
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| -- Karl Marx
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| "Love is the crocodile on the river of desire."
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| -- Bhartrihari
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| "AAAAAH! I'm burning with goodness again! Put me out! Put me out!" -- Reek, "Sluggy Freelance"
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| "He that despiseth small things shall perish by little and little." -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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| "In the end, everything is a gag." -- Charlie Chaplin
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| "An angry South Seas deity presented a paper advocating the complete eradication of humanity. Fortunately, this was a minority standpoint." -- "The Exploits of the Junior Carrot Patrol"
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| "Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer, but imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master."
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| -- Emo Philips
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| "He took his vorpal sword in hand; Long time the manxome foe he sought -- " -- Lewis Carroll, "Jabberwocky"
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| "Ay, in the very temple of Delight/Veil'd Melancholy has her sovereign shrine." -- John Keats, "Ode on Melancholy"
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| "Molon labe." ("Come and get them.")
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| -- King Leonidas of Sparta
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| "It is generally better to deal by speech than by letter." -- Sir Francis Bacon
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| "Here endeth the lesson." -- James Malone, "The Untouchables"
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| "If I could interrogate this table leg in a way that made sense to me, or to the table leg, then it could provide me with the answer to any question in the universe." -- Dirk Gently
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| "Imbecility does not make Right." -- J.J. Rousseau
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| "I forsee that our nation will go through a terrible ordeal; a necessary expiation, perhaps, for our national sins" -- Robert E. Lee
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| "Kindly remove your foot from my nostril so that I may kill you." -- Jon Arbuckle
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| "The world would not be in such a snarl/If Marx had been Groucho instead of Karl." -- Irving Berlin
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| "I'm the Hiroshima of love." -- Sylvester Stallone
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| "Hello, Polly. I'll clean my room ..... in exchange for your immortal soul." -- Wednesday, "Addams Family Values"
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| "If there's anything I can't stand it's yes-men. When I say no, I want you to say no, too." -- Jack Warner
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| "Life may be cheap, but death costs money." -- GURPS Cyberpunk
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| "Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?" -- An unlucky robot, "The Simpsons"
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| "Now, Eddie, sensitive intelligent creatures such as we do not stomp on one another." -- Herman Munster
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| "I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being and then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary." -- Rule #69 for Evil Overlords
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| "White does not exist in nature." -- Pierre-Auguste Renoir
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| "What we were after now was the old 'Surprise Visit'. That was a real kick, and good for lashings of the old ultra-violence." -- Alex, "A Clockwork Orange"
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| "From the Producers of the Popular and Effective Analgesic, Aspirin,Comes a Revolutionary New Product for the Curing of Colds and Coughs: HEROIN!" -- a Bayer ad, early 1900s
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| "Hail, our half-inflated Dark Lord!" -- Spinal Tap, "The Simpsons"
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| "Apparently, angry clowns DO charge." -- The Tick
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| "Pick a card, any card .... Go ahead, keep it. I've got 51 more." -- Groucho Marx
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| "Feel free to draw me some women before the strip ends." -- Riff, "Sluggy Freelance"
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| "The fabric of the universe is not in terribly good shape. It was kind of a botched job, you see; we only had 7 days to do it." -- Randal, "Time Bandits"
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| "Therefore all those who devour you shall be devoured; and all your adversaries, every one of them, shall go into captivity; those who plunder you shall become plunder, and all who prey upon you I will make prey." -- Jeremiah 30:16
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| "There can be no peace of mind in love, since what one has obtained is never anything but a starting point for further desires." -- Marcel Proust
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| "Be good and you will be lonesome." -- Mark Twain
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| "What I say is that the supreme and singular joy of making love resides in the certainty of doing evil." -- Baudelaire
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| "Good will always conquer evil, but it may require an ongoing feud and several matches outside the sanction of the National Wrestling Alliance." -- Professional wrestling axiom
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| "What is life if, full of care, we have no time to stand and stare?" -- W.H. Davies
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| "I'll probably buy the 2nd edition of "Vampire: The Masquerade", anyway. I hear it's going to be updated with all-new pretentiousness and totally revised overwhelming arrogance!" -- Jeff Freeman, "Ack"
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| "There is no getting away from a treasure once it fastens itself upon our minds." -- Joseph Conrad
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| "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." -- Lewis Grizzard
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| "What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?" -- Marilyn Pittman
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| "My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim."
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| - Paula Poundstone
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| "If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."
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| - Johnny Carson
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| "Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."
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| - Paul Rodriguez
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| "Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait."
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| - A. Whitney Brown
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| "If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten."
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| - George Carlin
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| "When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car."
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| - Jack Handey
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| "Je suis Marxiste, tendance Groucho."
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| - French witticism
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| "My imperfections and failures are as much a blessing from God as my successes and my talents and I lay them both at his feet.”
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| - Mahatma Gandhi
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| "If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right."
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| - Henry Ford
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| "For myself, I am an optimist--it does not seem to be much use being anything else."
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| - Winston Churchill
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| "Brevity is the soul of wit."
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| - William Shakespeare
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| "If you can't think of anything clever to say, let someone else do it for you."
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