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[11:59] <@Sal_Taybrim> Hokay, we'll get started a little early and welcome people as they come on in. We have a lot of new faces today, and some people who switched ships, so let's start with introductions! Let us know your character's name, rank, ship you are on and... your character's favorite shore leave hobby/pastime [11:59] <Toni> I use to not like it, but love it now [11:59] <@Sal_Taybrim> And from there we'll see who we all have :D [12:00] <TylerKelly> LtCmdr Tyler Kelly, SB118 Ops, Security! I like holodeck detective sims and spygames. [12:01] <@Sal_Taybrim> And I'm Jamie - you're chatty host for today. I'm Captain Sal Taybrim on SB118 Ops and LtC Wyn Foster on the USS Constitution. Sal's favorite shore leave pastime is having drinks with crewmates and eating pastries. Wyn's is sleeping at his desk ignoring paperwork. [12:01] <@Sal_Taybrim> ::waves:: [12:01] <Trellis> I'm Lt Commander Trellis Vondaryan, FO of the Za. Favorite hobby is chess [12:01] <Alucard_vess> Commander Alucard Vess FO USS Gorkon, and his pastime is family time [12:01] <Mirra_Ezo> Lieutenant Mirra Ezo, Chief medical officer on Starbase 118, she is a bit of a workhorse so she spends most of the time in Sickbay... [12:01] <Aitas> Ensign Aitas, SB118 Ops Intel. And...probably Jamaharon tbh. >_> 03[12:01] * Ensign (~Ens.KingI@ace-9C2307A2.hsd1.dc.comcast.net) has joined #Starbase118 [12:01] <@Sal_Taybrim> hahahah, good answer! [12:02] <Laura_Baxter> Ensign Laura Baxter, USS Za - Acting chief engineer, hiking or snowboard depending on weather [12:02] <Mirra_Ezo> Aitas I adore you [12:02] <@Sal_Taybrim> Hello Ensign! Let us know your PCs name, rank and ship! [12:02] <Aitas> Awww ty Mirra. <3 03[12:02] * RaWolf is now known as BW [12:02] <Frank_OMalley> Cadet Frank O'Malley, Academy, Tac/Sec, Holodeck Simulations climbing, hiking ... something with nature ^^ [12:02] <@Sal_Taybrim> W00t! good to see some new Za crew today! :D 03[12:02] * Ensign is now known as Ryan_King [12:02] <Rue> Ensign Blackwell, Helm/Comm/Ops U.S.S Gorkon, and she enjoys finding weird music to listen to and finding odd holodeck simulations 03[12:02] * Tony (firstname.lastname@example.org) has joined #Starbase118 03[12:02] * LCARS sets mode: +o Tony [12:03] <Ryan_King> Hi everyone, Ensign King, Invicta, Helm. Hope all are having a good day [12:03] <Toni> Hi Tony [12:03] <@Tony> Good morning, all! [12:03] <@Sal_Taybrim> Hello Tony! We have a lot of new folks, so we're starting with introductions - name, rank, ship :) [12:03] <Brell2334> Lt Commander Brell, Chief Engineer, USS Darwin-A, Brell's favorite shore leave hobbyis not Boxing, Swimming, or even trying out a new holonovel. No It's cooking a big meal and eating it with family and friends. 03[12:03] * RaWolf (RaWolf@ace-5B589B11.adsl2.static.versatel.nl) has joined #Starbase118 [12:04] <@Sal_Taybrim> Yum! I'm visiting brell next Shoreleave [12:04] <Trellis> So, Mirra_Ezo, is that where you and Tyler have been spending all your free time. ;) [12:04] <Trellis> Brell, that sounds very Bolian. :) [12:04] <@Tony> Gotcha. I'm Tony, and I just launched the Za as Fleet Captain Solzano! Welcome, everyone! 03[12:04] * Taelon (Taelon@3016D4AA.3216B080.C9A25120.IP) has joined #Starbase118 [12:04] <Mirra_Ezo> Sickbay? lol 03[12:04] * RaWolfe (RaWolf@ace-5B589B11.adsl2.static.versatel.nl) has joined #Starbase118 [12:04] <Aitas> Well, it's one way to play doctor. 02[12:04] * RaWolfe (RaWolf@ace-5B589B11.adsl2.static.versatel.nl) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client ) [12:04] <Trellis> Exactly. Wink wink, nudge, nudge, say no more! [12:04] <Mirra_Ezo> Oh, her office has a lock on the door [12:04] <@Sal_Taybrim> Hello Taelon! We're starting with introductions: Name, rank, ship and character's favorite hobby! [12:04] <Brell2334> Brell along with his spouses thank you for thank comment Trellis 03[12:05] * Flynn (Flynn@A291B4C4.E45E1E16.636BFE8C.IP) has joined #Starbase118 [12:05] <Trellis> If Taelon doesn't say coffee I'm calling BS [12:05] <Aitas> Hahha. [12:05] <Taelon> Morning :) [12:05] <Aitas> coffee or robots [12:05] <Trellis> Robots that run on coffee? [12:05] <Mirra_Ezo> Flynn ! [12:05] <@Sal_Taybrim> Hello Flynn! We're starting with introductions: Name, rank, ship and character's favorite hobby! [12:05] <Rue> what about coffee robots? [12:05] <Aitas> robots that provide coffee? [12:05] <Mirra_Ezo> caffeinated robots [12:05] <Taelon> Taelon, Lieutenant JG, SB118 Ops and....coffee ;) [12:05] <Rue> robots made out of coffee [12:05] <Flynn> Oh hey all [12:05] <Mirra_Ezo> We're doomed. [12:05] <@Sal_Taybrim> That's what I was thinking, Aitas 03[12:05] * Femi (FemiCattan@ace-5B589B11.adsl2.static.versatel.nl) has joined #Starbase118 [12:05] <@Sal_Taybrim> Yum, coffee. [12:05] <Brell2334> hey hey Flynn, RaWolf, any one else who joined that I missed. Welcome! [12:05] <Femi> hey there :D [12:06] <@Sal_Taybrim> Hello Femi! We're starting with introductions: Name, rank, ship and character's favorite hobby! [12:06] <Rue> "We replaced this robot's components with Folger's crystals...lets see if they notice' [12:06] <Alucard_vess> percolating robots? Percobots! [12:06] <Taelon> ngl his robot might have coffee darts built in [12:06] <RaWolf> Hey All, I am Socxo from Za :) [12:06] <Alucard_vess> sounds like a transformer... 03[12:06] * Rune (Rune@ace-8564CD82.ok.ok.cox.net) has joined #Starbase118 [12:06] <Femi> I am Yasmine, and my characters name is Femi Cattan from the Za [12:06] <Flynn> Ok. Lt. Antero Flynn, SB118 Ops, and uh, we will go with the g rated hobby or surfing [12:06] <Aitas> I thought you said it'd spray coffee on him, not darts? ;) [12:06] <@Sal_Taybrim> The only question is, where do you put the spigot on the coffeebot? [12:06] <@Sal_Taybrim> Hello Rune! We're starting with introductions: Name, rank, ship and character's favorite hobby! [12:06] <Taelon> howdy! [12:06] <Aitas> It's ok flynn I already said Jamaharon [12:06] <Flynn> Nailed it [12:06] <Brell2334> lol [12:07] <@Sal_Taybrim> Hello Yasmine! Good to see so many Za folks today! :D 03[12:07] * Hannibal (HannibalPa@ace-42BFF491.lightspeed.hstntx.sbcglobal.net) has joined #Starbase118 [12:07] <RaWolf> Tony! [12:07] <Brell2334> Hannibal! [12:07] <Femi> Hey Tony and Collin :D [12:07] <Rune> Hey Sal... [12:07] <@Sal_Taybrim> Trellis, Laura Baxter, Femi: when do you guys start your first mission on the Za? [12:07] <Aitas> I'm really curious to see about the Za's future adventures. [12:07] <Trellis> Flynn, yes, I believe that was the point. :) [12:07] <@Sal_Taybrim> Hello Hannibal! We're starting with introductions: Name, rank, ship and character's favorite hobby! [12:07] <Alucard_vess> uh oh. lock up the guns... 03[12:07] * TylerKelly_ (uid177430@1699EE58.490E6275.544AC489.IP) has joined #Starbase118 [12:08] <Flynn> Exactly :D [12:08] <RaWolf> Sal_Taybrim: I am also of the Za :O [12:08] <Trellis> Hello Femi, RaWolf, Tony, glad some Za folks joined! [12:08] <Femi> uhm... when we start the first mission..we already started :D [12:08] <Flynn> Uh oh, Its TylerKelly [12:08] <Brell2334> They were secured in advance of his arrival Vess! [12:08] <Trellis> Oh, Laura Baxter, too! Sorry I missed you [12:08] <@Sal_Taybrim> Oh, and RaWolf! Sorry! [12:08] <@Sal_Taybrim> So many chatters! Only one brain! [12:08] <TylerKelly_> No man's sky ate me [12:08] <Laura_Baxter> I think half the crew is here [12:08] <Aitas> brain requires more coffee [12:08] <Rune> Lt Cmdr Rune Jolara, Invicta... [12:08] <Hannibal> LOL! Major Hannibal Tiberious Parker,USS Thunder- A, competition shooting and weightlifting.... [12:08] <Femi> that could be Laura Baxter [12:09] <Flynn> Oh hey Rune :) [12:09] <RaWolf> Borg Collective solves that problem Sal_Taybrim [12:09] <@Tony> Hi Femi! HiRaWolf! Hi Trellis! :) [12:09] <@Sal_Taybrim> What are you guys off to on your first mission on the Za? I know a lot of people are excited and curious about the new launch! [12:09] <@Sal_Taybrim> Aitas: yes. I drained the pot this morning and have not made more yet >.< [12:09] <Taelon> dae nms [12:09] <Hannibal> ::shakes head at Brell:: [12:09] <Rune> hey Flynn :) [12:09] <@Tony> And Laura_Baxter! [12:09] <@Tony> Half the crew is here [12:09] <@Sal_Taybrim> I was dumb enough to forget to put zucchini in my first patch of zucchini muffins... [12:09] <Aitas> Awww, sadly I cannot send coffee through the internets Sal. [12:09] <Toni> I'm Ann and I play Rear Admiral Toni Turner, CO Embassy/Thunder - Now you know I have fun tring to keep Hannibal in line [12:10] <Aitas> oh dear. [12:10] <Trellis> I'll let Tony handle that one. ;) [12:10] <Flynn> Well at least they were still muffins! lol [12:10] <Laura_Baxter> Waiting on first briefing to find out mission details [12:10] <RaWolf> Sal_Taybrim: we just left the starbase and on the bridge :D [12:10] <Aitas> *waves at Rune* Intel people! :) [12:10] <Laura_Baxter> But any spoilers [12:10] <@Sal_Taybrim> Toni: I hear that's a full time job! [12:10] <Hannibal> ::Wondering how to tell Brell2334 his house is trashed..... [12:10] <Mirra_Ezo> Oh no Sal_Taybrim !! [12:10] <Brell2334> lol toni That usnt a hobby its part of the job they didn't warn you about. [12:10] <@Tony> hmm, what are we doing for our first mission? [12:10] <@Tony> SECRET THINGS [12:10] <@Tony> jk jk jk [12:10] <Rune> hey Aitas! [12:10] <@Sal_Taybrim> Brell's got a house on the embassy? [12:10] <Brell2334> lol what i get for giving it to a betazooid, [12:10] <Alucard_vess> nothing keeps Hannibal in line... [12:10] <Femi> I love secrets [12:11] <RaWolf> Conquest the galaxy that is what we are going to do pinky! [12:11] <Aitas> Oy, what's wrong with betazoids? ;) [12:11] <@Sal_Taybrim> Must be a time for new missions [12:11] <Alucard_vess> a bunch of us have houses at the Embassy [12:11] <@Sal_Taybrim> The Conny just started a new mission and Ops is starting one either end of the weekend or early next week [12:11] <Femi> so tell me your secrets Tony [12:11] <Trellis> Femi, you should have been in Intel, ;) [12:11] <Flynn> We need to have episodes of 118 'cribs' [12:11] <@Tony> we're going to see some completely unfamiliar faces just on the other side of the Federation border--and we're going to have an unexpected visit from some very familiar faces... [12:11] <Toni> oh it is Sal, but it keeps me on my toes [12:11] <Mirra_Ezo> Hahaha 118 Cribs [12:11] <Hannibal> Nothing is wrong with Betazoids.... [12:11] <@Sal_Taybrim> RaWolf: good plan, I like it ;) [12:12] <Taelon> Flynn, that would be terrifying [12:12] <Mirra_Ezo> Kirk's illegitimate children...? [12:12] <@Sal_Taybrim> Toni: by the time you're done Turner will be not only a great admiral but a prima ballerina ;) [12:12] <Trellis> I hear Trellis is selling his Crib... [12:12] <Mirra_Ezo> It's full of spy traps [12:12] <@Sal_Taybrim> Brell: What's the Darwin up to? [12:12] <Flynn> Haha, we can start with Flynn's beach house [12:12] <Hannibal> I hope the Za is..um...well armed..... [12:12] <Toni> Well Jorey's house that Brell gave him was hit rather badly in the last mission [12:12] <Aitas> Oooh, spy traps. [12:12] <Femi> what do you mean Trellis [12:12] <Trellis> Mirra_Ezo. none that you can find [12:12] <Rune> did someone say selling a crib? [12:12] <RaWolf> We got a shield Hannibal, I think [12:13] <Mirra_Ezo> Until you trip them [12:13] <Toni> lol Sal [12:13] <Trellis> Femi, you said you liked secrets. Intel is the post that's good with secrets. [12:13] <Mirra_Ezo> Mirra declares Trellis apartment a health hazard [12:13] <@Sal_Taybrim> Rue and Alucard_vess - What's going on with the Gorkon? How's your mission going? [12:13] <Femi> Trellis sells a Crib Rune [12:13] <Hannibal> Shields are good..... [12:13] <Brell2334> Well we had to cut our last mission short and are enjoying shore leave. Our mission was quite fun the Dyson's Sphere our Outpost is on opened up and we sent in mostly three persons team to investage the other side of each opening. [12:13] <Laura_Baxter> The za is not very well armoured, but lots of deference capabilities [12:13] <Femi> I'll flirt my information out of Intel then Trellis [12:13] <Trellis> Mirra, it's only a health hazard to those who don't have the right codes. Zaina knows some of them 03[12:14] * Ryan_King is now known as King [12:14] <Mirra_Ezo> SOME. [12:14] <Flynn> Did someone say flirt? [12:14] <@Sal_Taybrim> Brell: That sounds like fun. Haven't heard of a Dyson Sphere mission in the fleet yet! [12:14] <Aitas> Hahha. He leave any for Aitas then, Trellis? [12:14] <Alucard_vess> The Gorkon is still trapped in an alternate universe looking for a way home. We just raided their version of DSX to rescue a Romulan in order to get supplies from his father [12:14] <Rue> @Sal_Taybrim So far so good though it seems like its building up to a bit bruhaja when all the individual ships run into each other. [12:14] <Femi> I did Flynn [12:14] <@Sal_Taybrim> King and Rune, what's going on over on the Invicta? [12:14] <Rune> Rune's gonna need a crib soon but thinking Trellis sells different cribs [12:14] <RaWolf> Gorkon is being naughty [12:14] <Rune> hey King! [12:14] <Aitas> Poor Aitas is still all "aaah wait I'm in charge?!?!" [12:14] <Alucard_vess> Yeah, what Rue said [12:14] <Brell2334> Our base of operation IS a dyson sphere. Outpost Unity in the Delta quadrant is on top of one. [12:15] <Rune> Shore leave at the moment [12:15] <Hannibal> Nice! [12:15] <Alucard_vess> we're nearing the end of our very own Year in Hell [12:15] <Flynn> Good tactic Femi [12:15] <Flynn> The Risian approves [12:15] <Rune> and chaos [12:15] <@Sal_Taybrim> I heard the Gorkon was building to final climactic scene :D Sounds like fun [12:15] <Trellis> Yes, Rune, a much different crib. But Flynn might possibly know about the other type of crib ::whistles innocently:: [12:15] <Mirra_Ezo> Do you get t-shirts Alucard_vess [12:15] <@Sal_Taybrim> Brell: Got it, very cool! Sounds like endless opportunities there [12:15] <Femi> thank you Flynn ;) I'll do everything if it means I'll get more info [12:15] <@Tony> The Za also has a quick wit and knows how to exit a room in style. So, bonus defense points [12:15] <Flynn> It could happen... [12:16] <Aitas> Speaking of flirting, Flynn, Taelon has promised Aitas cute blue girls. [12:16] <Rue> yeah, I'm curious to see how its all going to shake out [12:16] <Alucard_vess> I wish [12:16] <@Sal_Taybrim> Meanwhile Ops is going to pit an Excelsior class ship in a space battle vs. a Romulan D'Deridex class warbird. [12:16] <Taelon> "I survived the Year in Hell and all I got was PTSD" [12:16] <Aitas> You don't even get t-shirts? [12:16] <RaWolf> Tony: if it actually works *wink* [12:16] <Hannibal> What's wrong with cute green girls? [12:16] <King> Hi @Rune! Sorry for my delay, I am adjusting to chat... haven't done one of these in awhile LOL [12:16] <@Sal_Taybrim> Everybody start praying, now, if you have a diety to pray to... [12:16] <Mirra_Ezo> lol Taelon [12:16] <Flynn> Hmm, sounds suspicious. Flynn may need to get involved [12:16] <Brell2334> Inside the sphere we found many different areas One lead to an abandoned city, another to a pristine garden, one led to geology lab with a full size active Volcano, my group got stuck in a modern maze [12:16] <Aitas> cute green girls are good too. [12:16] <King> ANd I see I did not need the @ sign... oy [12:16] <Mirra_Ezo> Nothing is wrong with cute green girls [12:16] <Rune> lol [12:17] <Taelon> Also Rozera ain't cute [12:17] <@Sal_Taybrim> Brell: sounds fun! That's a lot of stuff to explore! [12:17] <Flynn> Flynn might know some people... [12:17] <Hannibal> Gonna have to recruit a few for Waltas' bachelor party...... [12:17] <Aitas> I'm still kind of all "aaah what am I going to do with Aitas in a space battle." [12:17] <@Sal_Taybrim> Profile the enemy Captain? [12:17] <@Tony> @ RaWolf, exactly. we shall see... ;) [12:17] <Flynn> I have a pretty clear picture of my role :D [12:17] <Brell2334> Waltas' bachelor party ... umm does that mean he and the Admiral? [12:17] <@Sal_Taybrim> since he's an ex-Starfleet officer [12:17] <RaWolf> Watch and pray you survive Aitas? [12:17] <Flynn> Crew beware [12:17] <Mirra_Ezo> That's why medical has a simple job of fix the broken peoples [12:17] <Trellis> Taelon, maybe she's not cute to you, but some Andorian may find her very attractive! [12:17] <Aitas> hahhaa. Attempt to crack their communication codes? [12:17] <Hannibal> Do what Hannibal does in a space battle...... [12:17] <Taelon> Improvise ;) [12:18] <@Sal_Taybrim> Hannibal and Toni - what's going on with the Embassy these days? [12:18] <King> And as Rune said, Invicta is on shore leave. Lots of interesting character development happening with some of our writers. Though I'm just trying to keep my guy out of any more trouble lol [12:18] <Flynn> I have a pncp that is a blue beauty, been a while since I played her [12:18] <Taelon> Trellis, I find her quite attractive lol...she's just not, uh...cute [12:18] <@Sal_Taybrim> Major Dal is patently avoiding Rozera >.> [12:18] <Brell2334> Blue people are fun! [12:18] <Rune> good luck with that King... T'Lea will be looking for you [12:18] <Rue> Rue is just figuring " Okay, lets go with the flow and hope it doesn't all implode or we don't end up in a universe of sentient soda vending machines" [12:18] <King> :/ [12:19] <@Sal_Taybrim> King: But trouble is fun! ;) [12:19] <Aitas> sentient vending machines, that's a new one. [12:19] <Brell2334> if they sneeze do i get a free coke? [12:19] <RaWolf> Trouble makes the galaxy spin [12:19] <Flynn> Sounds like a refreshing enemy [12:19] <Hannibal> The Embassy has been attacked on the ground by Zalkonians and Orions, and a massive battle in space between Orions, OZalkonians, and Romulans.... [12:19] <Femi> as long as you dont die because of it [12:19] <Rue> trouble is fun - imploding is not! [12:19] <Trellis> A universe of sentient soda vending machines. That would be an interesting universe. Would drinking soda be some sort of cannibalistic rituatl? [12:19] <Mirra_Ezo> lol [12:19] <Rune> I have a feeling Rune is about to get into some big trouble 03[12:19] * Dial (Dial@83D42987.7760BCB9.2468052A.IP) has joined #Starbase118 [12:19] <Aitas> seems to be a lot of orions about. [12:19] <Toni> Oriions are giving us a hard time lately, and recuriting Zalkonians to help them [12:19] <Dial> hi [12:19] <@Sal_Taybrim> Rue - I want a sentient poolboy soda dispenser.. [12:19] <Mirra_Ezo> Again with the Orions! [12:19] <@Sal_Taybrim> Hello Dial! [12:20] <Brell2334> tsk tsk zalkonians [12:20] <King> Trouble is good Sal_Taybrim, unless it involves my guy in an endurance competition against a Romu-Vulc! [12:20] <Flynn> Hi Dial :) [12:20] <@Tony> what would the ships of sentient vending machines look like? [12:20] <Femi> Trellis: just what are you thinking..soda vending machines..*mind blown* [12:20] <@Tony> even more giant vending machines? [12:20] <@Sal_Taybrim> Again with the battles! [12:20] <Brell2334> hey hey dail [12:20] <Toni> battered the Embassy pritty bad last week [12:20] <Frank_OMalley> Hi Dial [12:20] <@Sal_Taybrim> ooooh, you vs T'Lea I take it, King? [12:20] <Femi> hello Dial [12:20] <RaWolf> Hey Dial [12:20] <Toni> but Hannibal took care of that [12:20] <Rue> @Sal_Taybrim again - where does the soda come out? [12:20] <Trellis> What is with the Orions?! It's like there's some massive overarching plot involving them! OMG! [12:20] <@Sal_Taybrim> Is it my imagination or does the Embassy get attacked a lot? [12:20] <Aitas> Orions around sounds good to me, Aitas has some relevant skills there. :P [12:20] <RaWolf> They ask for it? [12:20] <Dial> :D [12:20] <Brell2334> poor embassy and Lokesh [12:21] <King> Rune, it would definitely appear so. Obviously I must find a place for Ryan to randomly run into you and mess up everything LOL [12:21] <@Sal_Taybrim> Rue: We don;t ask such questions... ::innocent whistling.:: [12:21] <Flynn> Could have used Aitas one mission early! [12:21] <Rue> Sure we do! [12:21] <Mirra_Ezo> Pretty sure the embassy has a beacon for badguys [12:21] <Frank_OMalley> Isn´t that the meaning of an embassy? ;) [12:21] <Alucard_vess> Rue that's a question for their doctors [12:21] <RaWolf> Maybe remove the sign "Trouble at Embassy" Sal_Taybrim? [12:21] <Brell2334> called hannibal [12:21] <King> And yes Sal_Taybrim. Though I have a stay at the moment because of T'Lea's injuries, I'll need to bribe Sickbay to keep the diagnosis lasting longer [12:21] <Rune> feel free to run into Rune any time King :) [12:21] <Toni> which kind Altas? [12:21] <Hannibal> Orions want to take over parts of the Federation, and Starfleet is in the way..... [12:21] <Aitas> Well, Flynn, she'll be having fun analyzing all the data from that at least. [12:21] <Rue> does the Embassy have a sign stating "Number of days since Last Attack" [12:21] <@Sal_Taybrim> Hahahah, yes, RaWolf, that might help! [12:22] <Flynn> Good point [12:22] <Aitas> she speaks Orion fluently for one and has some...personal experience with them. [12:22] <Mirra_Ezo> Hannibal do you have a reverse batman symbol so you could beat on some bad guys'? [12:22] <Alucard_vess> it did when I was there Rue [12:22] <@Sal_Taybrim> how does one bribe a Romu-Vulc? [12:22] <Brell2334> "Set it to zero again!" [12:22] <Alucard_vess> Always at zero... [12:22] <Rue> hah, Alucard [12:22] <Hannibal> LOL@ rue..... [12:22] <@Sal_Taybrim> Rue: it needs one! [12:22] <Flynn> Ah yes, I think I remember that from your bio [12:22] <RaWolf> Romulan ale coulld always work as bribe [12:22] <Toni> We are the battle capitol for the universe LOL [12:22] <Alucard_vess> Ithink zero was carved into it... [12:22] <@Sal_Taybrim> we should ask the Image Collective to make that sign >.> [12:22] <Mirra_Ezo> nooo Romulan ale [12:22] <Aitas> *eyes Taelon* [12:22] <RaWolf> lol we should [12:22] <Alucard_vess> those poor Laudeans... [12:22] <Hannibal> The bad guys aren't too smart...they just show up...... [12:22] <King> Sal_Taybrim, that requires further research at this time. Hah! [12:23] <Toni> might work, sal [12:23] <Toni> lol [12:23] <Hannibal> They keep Hannibals' melee and marksmanship skills good.... [12:23] <Brell2334> it should be a sign written in like four languages, federation, LAudean, maybe a few others [12:23] <@Sal_Taybrim> Orion, obviously [12:24] <Toni> Oh and did I tell you we have another Party coming up [12:24] <Trellis> Brell, maybe it should just be on a repeat broadcast... [12:24] <Aitas> ^ [12:24] <Toni> lol [12:24] <Rue> "I'm Sal Taybrim, and this is my favorite sign on the Embassy" [12:24] <Hannibal> WElcome to the Federation Embassy...Don't start none, won't be none..." [12:24] <@Sal_Taybrim> Nah, I'm not on the Embassy [12:24] <@Sal_Taybrim> They get the ground palace [12:24] <@Sal_Taybrim> I have the Sky Palace [12:24] <Rue> I was making a dorky mass effect joke lol [12:24] <Aitas> "I'm Sal Taybrim and this is my favorite pastry shop on SB118 [12:24] <Brell2334> sb118 is one heck of a castle [12:24] <Mirra_Ezo> We get the spinning space palace [12:24] <@Sal_Taybrim> Ops is trying REALLY HARD to not destroy the starbase any time soon [12:24] <Toni> Let's Roll! [12:24] <Flynn> There you go Aitas [12:24] <@Sal_Taybrim> Aitas: YES. [12:25] <RaWolf> Making new intro for Embassy? [12:25] <@Sal_Taybrim> And it's "Donut Worry" for the record [12:25] <Toni> lol [12:25] <Mirra_Ezo> Hahaha [12:25] <Aitas> hahahhaa [12:25] <Aitas> that's a great name I approve. [12:25] <Mirra_Ezo> That needs to be a real thing [12:25] <Trellis> Aitas, are we sure Sal_Taybrim has only ONE favorite pastry shop? [12:25] <@Sal_Taybrim> It is a real thing [12:25] <@Tony> uh, Sal_Taybrim, I may steal that [12:25] <@Sal_Taybrim> well, a real on Ops thing [12:25] <Alucard_vess> If I ever open a donut shop, I'm stealing that name... [12:25] <Brell2334> yeah well on the Darwin .. We got Talaxians and a Dyson Sphere ;p [12:25] <Mirra_Ezo> Sal_Taybrim has a top 10 [12:25] <Aitas> He has a favorite for each day of the week Trellis. ; [12:25] <Aitas> ;) [12:25] <Trellis> ;) [12:25] <RaWolf> Seeking trouble? Want to brawl with a Romulan? Or sell your soul to Orion? Come quick to The Embassy! [12:25] <@Sal_Taybrim> Mirra: Yes, he most likely does [12:26] <RaWolf> Good? 03[12:26] * Jalana (~Jalana@ace-49840ECC.pools.vodafone-ip.de) has joined #Starbase118 [12:26] <Rune> Hey Jalana! [12:26] <Frank_OMalley> Hey Jalana [12:26] <@Sal_Taybrim> We need a slogan for every ship [12:26] <Mirra_Ezo> hey Jalanan [12:26] <@Sal_Taybrim> Hello Jalana! [12:26] <Alucard_vess> hey Jalana [12:26] <Mirra_Ezo> Jalana [12:26] <Trellis> Hello Jalana! [12:26] <Flynn> Hi Jalana :) [12:26] <Brell2334> even if we dont have the wide open spaces of Til'ahn or giant space stations [12:26] <RaWolf> hi Jalana [12:26] <Brell2334> Hey hey jalana! [12:26] <Toni> We named the Thunders Lounge awhile back... Thunder Dome 03[12:26] * LCARS sets mode: +o Jalana [12:26] <Femi> hello Jalana [12:26] <@Jalana> Hello everyone :) [12:26] <Toni> Hey Jess! [12:26] <Alucard_vess> The Gorkon's slogan right now would be "Flying swiss cheese" [12:26] <Flynn> Thunder Dome, I love it lol [12:26] <~FltAdmlWolf> Everyone say Jalana! LOL [12:26] <Mirra_Ezo> I love swiss! [12:26] <Hannibal> Hello Jalana! [12:26] <@Sal_Taybrim> I like Thunder Dome. That's a great lounge name [12:26] <@Jalana> lol [12:26] <@Sal_Taybrim> Awww, poor Gorkon! [12:26] <Brell2334> thats a good one toni [12:27] <Hannibal> But we are hardly ever there...... [12:27] <@Tony> we clearly need a slogan for Za, too [12:27] <Trellis> Is there anyone named Max on the Thunder? [12:27] <@Sal_Taybrim> you do! [12:27] <Brell2334> Did the Bronwyn's lounge ever get a name ? [12:27] <~FltAdmlWolf> Za, "The flying croissant" [12:27] <Hannibal> No...we need a name for it.... [12:27] <Rue> Alucard, I'm sure duct tape is a good fix [12:27] <RaWolf> Sal_Taybrim / Toni: Found the new Intro for Embassy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM [12:27] <~FltAdmlWolf> "The Seahorse" [12:27] <Mirra_Ezo> Hahaha FltAdmlWolf 03[12:27] * Ren_Rennyn (Ren_Rennyn@ace-F12A85A5.hsd1.pa.comcast.net) has joined #Starbase118 [12:27] <Femi> I like it RaWolf [12:27] <Alucard_vess> we ran out of duct tape... [12:27] <Mirra_Ezo> Ren_Rennyn !!! [12:28] <Flynn> Ren_Rennyn !!! [12:28] <Trellis> I imagine Bronwyn's name would be something in Welsh, so lots of L's and W's... [12:28] <Aitas> Za: "when the replicators fail, we still have duct tape" [12:28] <TylerKelly_> Starbase 118, come for the food, stay because you fell in love with Flynn. [12:28] <Ren_Rennyn> Hi friends! [12:28] <Flynn> We like to coordinate our greetings [12:28] <@Tony> haha, I would take either FltAdmlWolf [12:28] <Rue> well crud, Alucard [12:28] <Mirra_Ezo> lol TylerKelly_ [12:28] <Flynn> and then realize he has your food? [12:28] <Ren_Rennyn> I'd like to think you both just shouted "jinx" [12:28] <Aitas> Fell in lust with Flynn you mean? [12:28] <~FltAdmlWolf> :) [12:28] <Laura_Baxter> Za: "The mixer" - The crew is from all over the place [12:28] <@Tony> also, Aitas, that is probably going to be true in the future [12:28] <Alucard_vess> we also ran out of working turbolifts [12:28] <Flynn> More likely [12:28] <Hannibal> LOL@ the mixer..... 06[12:28] * TylerKelly_ scowls at Flynn. [12:28] <Mirra_Ezo> We did yell jinx. he now owes me a soda [12:28] <Toni> So far Hannibal has left the Thunder Dome is intact ... no bar fights there yet [12:28] <@Tony> and everyone did meet in a bar... [12:28] <Rue> I will admit, my first thought looking at the Za was " Hair dryer?" [12:29] <Femi> Laura-Baxer that sounds terribly wrong... [12:29] <Alucard_vess> everyone is very fit from climbing the Jefferies Tubes [12:29] <Flynn> :D [12:29] <Hannibal> The Za is unique.... [12:29] <RaWolf> Rue: we got perfect hair [12:29] <Brell2334> "Wavecutter" for the Za [12:29] <Taelon> I"m sad that model of ship wasn't around when I was a kid. A toy version of that would have made a great pretend phaser [12:29] <Toni> oh good theme song for us,Sal [12:29] <Hannibal> Hannibal has not wrecked the Thunder Dome yet..... [12:29] <Mirra_Ezo> Maybe the Za's design is a distraction tactic [12:29] <Aitas> Point, Taelon. [12:29] <Flynn> Is that on his bucket list? [12:29] <Femi> Lauran_Baxter sorry got your name wrong..but the mixer..is the Za a dating platform? [12:29] <Rue> Hah, RaWolf [12:29] <Toni> the yet worries me [12:29] <Hannibal> Which is unusual for him.... [12:30] <Flynn> There is always time Hannibal :D [12:30] <Toni> true [12:30] <Mirra_Ezo> Maybe that is the bachelor party [12:30] <@Tony> Hahaha, the Za as a dating platform [12:30] <RaWolf> Tony is secretly matching us for blind dates [12:30] <Alucard_vess> I'm sure the repair crews thank you for that Hannibal [12:30] <@Tony> We're the Love Boat, everyone [12:30] <Laura_Baxter> Femi - 3 to 5 years away from home. Anything could happen [12:30] <Rue> Funny note - My husband and I watched TNG first episode last night (It's -been years-) and we were both like "Holy Cow, Will Riker is super young....and Picard is super cranky" [12:30] <Trellis> If The Mixer is a dating platform in a bar, Trellis is torn. He likes wine, but he has a girlfriend... [12:31] <Mirra_Ezo> Does it get a theme song?? [12:31] <Hannibal> They do...except they have to fix entire starships now....... [12:31] <RaWolf> I stay with my fact, Socxo is single after those 3 years :P [12:31] <Femi> mmm you got a good point there_Baxter Laura_Baxter [12:31] <Taelon> ...tbh if the Za has the Love Boat theme it's definately the Just Dance version where the ship is sinking in the background [12:31] <@Tony> ha, Taelon, that sounds perfect [12:31] <Mirra_Ezo> No titanic moves [12:31] <Femi> well Socxo is a Klingon...Rawolf [12:32] <Aitas> He has a Risian girlfriend, Trellis? Not sure that's automatically monogamous? [12:32] <Taelon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcNA-Ypg9DM [12:32] <Femi> Tony I like the idea of the love boat [12:32] <Femi> Mirra_Ezo: you wanna get us killed? [12:32] <RaWolf> "Draw me like one o our french girls" Rawr.....no to much? [12:32] <Trellis> Aitas, that's true. Vissians aren't known for their monogamy either. Though he's been heavily influenced by humans recently. And his best friend is on the ship, and she's human. She'll keep his honest [12:32] <Hannibal> USS Za= Love Boat..... [12:32] <Mirra_Ezo> I said NO titanic moves!! [12:33] <Femi> hahahaha Taelon that song [12:33] <Aitas> I'm still looking forward to Aitas explaining non-monogamy to Diego. [12:33] <Trellis> Wish I could see that [12:33] <Trellis> That boy is so innocent [12:33] <@Sal_Taybrim> RaWolf: nice! [12:33] <Mirra_Ezo> That conversation better start and end with alcohol Aitas [12:33] <Flynn> So is Flynn <_< [12:33] <Femi> Mirra_Ezo: we'll try [12:33] <@Sal_Taybrim> Hello Ren_Rennyn! [12:33] <Taelon> I do like that most of Ops seem to come from cultures where open relationships are the default [12:33] <Hannibal> Hannibal has not found monogamy boring....... [12:33] <@Sal_Taybrim> How is the Darwin going? [12:33] <Ren_Rennyn> Hi Sal [12:33] <Brell2334> Brell has his wife Lyldra, thier Co-husband Hars, and has been having an affiar with a Human Didrik Stennes [12:34] <@Sal_Taybrim> Taelon: Bird of a feather flock together> [12:34] <@Sal_Taybrim> ? [12:34] <Brell2334> so openness is common for my blue folk lol [12:34] <RaWolf> Is Reno okay with the fact that we got Maxwell on Za? :P [12:34] <Taelon> Guess so ;) [12:34] <Alucard_vess> that's a real love boat Brell [12:34] <@Tony> Taelon, that is the best thing EVER. I can't believe I didn't know that was a thing [12:34] <@Sal_Taybrim> Sal just stumbles through Romance, hoping he can keep one step ahead of Veradis Fai [12:34] <Hannibal> Brell2334? Who is having the affair? [12:34] <Taelon> RaWolf, my hunch is: N O P E [12:34] <@Tony> the Love Boat on Just Dance, I mean [12:35] <Flynn> It would be selfish for Flynn to offer his affection to just one person [12:35] <Rue> See, Rue is from Portland, Or. Portland is ALREADY progressive with relations..I figure in the future Portland is just like " No really, everything goes so long as its consensual and gluten free" [12:35] <Brell2334> Brell and Didrik Stennes [12:35] <Femi> no sexy times for them anymore... Taelon [12:35] <Mirra_Ezo> Hahaha I want to see a forced double date with Sal_Taybrim Fai and whoever Aitas grandparents pick for her [12:35] <Hannibal> Aaaahhh......... [12:35] <@Sal_Taybrim> Rue: Oh dear that could be fun ;-) [12:35] <@Sal_Taybrim> Mirra: Nooooooo! [12:35] <Taelon> Rue, I could see that so easily [12:35] <Taelon> <-- (Also from Portland) [12:35] <Brell2334> but affiar is not a dirty word to Bolians, how do you think Brell joined the marrige [12:35] <Rue> :D [12:35] <Hannibal> Hannibal might possibly be seduced by an ...um...Orion..... [12:35] <@Sal_Taybrim> That's a good discussion question though - how many of your characters have some one they fancy? And is the requited or unrequited? [12:36] <Aitas> Hahhaa. That would be so awkward Mirra, Sal. [12:36] <Trellis> Rue, I'm amused by how it has to be gluten free. There goes some fun games perhaps... [12:36] <RaWolf> Does it a Boilian not have more than one wife ....respect [12:36] <Rue> I just moved to grand Rapids, MI From Portland. Safe to say..its a culture change [12:36] <Femi> Femi doesn't Fancy anyone YET... [12:36] <@Sal_Taybrim> yes, that IS a culture change [12:36] <Taelon> It's Portland. It'd be that or whatever fad diet's going around at the time [12:36] <@Tony> when I made up Zalea, I decided she was going to be in a relationship when things started [12:36] <Mirra_Ezo> Mirra fancies TylerKelly_ [12:36] <Rue> Treillis....there was once a joke about Portlanders being upset about WATER not being gluten free. Trust me, its ...energetic about food. [12:36] <Hannibal> That is the difference between night and day, rue...... [12:37] <Mirra_Ezo> Flynn fancies everyone [12:37] <RaWolf> Sorry Tony Zalea is to old for Socxo :P [12:37] <Rue> It hasn't been too bad - I work for a corporation that is overall very forward thinking on social issues so that makes it easier. [12:37] <Trellis> I've just moved to outside Philly from the UK. Talk about culture shock (again) [12:37] <Brell2334> Rawolf, In brells bolian marriage there is one wife two husbands. [12:37] <Rune> I love that Zalea has a family Tony [12:37] <Femi> So if there are men on the Za who are single Femi is too XD 03[12:37] * Doc_Milsap (Doc_Milsap@ace-386A7C05.hsd1.nj.comcast.net) has joined #Starbase118 [12:37] <Taelon> Taelon has not figured out how to fancy people yet lol [12:37] <Ren_Rennyn> I've always played my own love interest as a PNPC. But this time Ren is back without him... [12:37] <Rue> and yeah, No joke @Sal_Taybrim. [12:37] <Taelon> But knowing his luck he'll end up with a thing for Tatash [12:37] <Rue> the billboards alone are otherworldly [12:37] <Alucard_vess> Rue, when you said Portland I got excited, then I saw OR and realized it wasn't MY Portland... [12:37] <@Sal_Taybrim> Sal almost fancied Ian West; and then Ian disappeared. Probably a good thing that never went anywhere! [12:37] <Mirra_Ezo> Ren_Rennyn and Sovok aren't together?! [12:37] <Toni> Wasup, Doc? [12:37] <Rue> Sorrrrrrrrrrrry Alucard [12:37] <Flynn> Oh really Ren_Rennyn? That was always an interesting relationship to follow [12:38] <Aitas> Aitas is planning to hit up Flynn sometime. [12:38] <Doc_Milsap> Hi there :) [12:38] <@Tony> yeah, I wanted to get away from the 'lonely Starfleet career officer' trope. Zalea's family comes with her! [12:38] <@Sal_Taybrim> Hello Doc_Milsap! [12:38] <@Sal_Taybrim> how goes today? [12:38] <@Jalana> Hey Jerry! [12:38] <RaWolf> Brell2334: sandwitch? [12:38] <Ren_Rennyn> Off again only means a future chance for more On again! [12:38] <Mirra_Ezo> Aitas and Flynn would be amazin [12:38] <@Sal_Taybrim> Awww, yeah, Ren_Rennyn's mishaps in love were always entertaining [12:38] <@Jalana> I'd say Tony but then we mix up Tonys and that would be a mess lol [12:38] <Flynn> She is probably already in his day planner [12:38] <Mirra_Ezo> His day planner is 42 pounds [12:38] <Trellis> I was going to have Trellis hit up Flynn for a brief moment. Thought about it, at least [12:39] <Rue> Rue right now is too entertained by shiny bright buttons to push and weird noises to experiment with (IE: I haven't thought romance yet OOC and I like seeing where it goes) [12:39] <Ren_Rennyn> :) [12:39] <Rue> and weird noises in the sense of communication noises. :P [12:39] <Brell2334> lol rawolf, its a pg-13 ive never said if it gets that steamy [12:39] <Brell2334> game [12:39] <Doc_Milsap> hehe [12:39] <Flynn> That would have been a neat dynamic [12:39] <Femi> ssshhht don't tell anyone Brell2334 [12:39] <@Sal_Taybrim> Shar'Wyn Foster has a long standing and tempestuous love affair with his pillow. He is often found cheating on said pillow with his comfy chair. [12:39] <RaWolf> Brell2334: enjoy the steam *wink* [12:39] <Aitas> I think Aitas would like a couple long-term relationships but a bit of flirting/casual stuff beyond that is fun. 02[12:40] * TylerKelly (TylerKelly@ace-BADC87C8.satx.res.rr.com) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client ) 03[12:40] * TylerKelly_ is now known as TylerKelly [12:40] <@Jalana> lol @Sal [12:40] <Aitas> hahhaa. Pillows are good. [12:40] <Rue> ROFL Sal [12:40] <Mirra_Ezo> lol Sal_Taybrim [12:40] <Trellis> Pillow whore! [12:40] <Aitas> he only has one pillow? [12:40] <Flynn> I feel you Aitas, I think Flynn will inevitable want something long term with someone he can connect with [12:40] <Aitas> I personally am a supporter of having at least five. [12:40] <Rue> That takes Pillow talk to a whole new level, @Sal_Taybrim [12:40] <Taelon> So he's kind of a pillow queen, huh? [12:40] <Brell2334> we had an new ensign who had an affiar with a Bolian woman and was Terrifed Brell was her husband [12:40] <@Sal_Taybrim> Well, his poly-pillow-amorous, but has one he likes best ::sagenod:: [12:40] <Laura_Baxter> I haven't decided with Laura, we will see [12:40] <Flynn> 5 relationships or pillows? :D [12:40] <Mirra_Ezo> He is in a committed relationship with said pillow [12:41] <Aitas> pillows [12:41] <Alucard_vess> his chair is his side piece? [12:41] <@Sal_Taybrim> Brell: oh no! hahahah [12:41] <@Sal_Taybrim> Rue and Taelon: yes. [12:41] <@Sal_Taybrim> also yes [12:41] <Hannibal> LOL 03[12:41] * KNak-Remote (~KNak-Remo@ace-FE5F7D9C.dyn.centurytel.net) has joined #Starbase118 [12:41] <Trellis> lol [12:41] <Aitas> I think a couple relationships + casual things is enough for Aitas to handle lool. [12:41] <Hannibal> Hannibal can't have side pieces anymore....... 03[12:41] * skyfire (~greyfire@C14EF757.E64AD3E3.25EC7DAA.IP) has joined #Starbase118 [12:41] <@Sal_Taybrim> But the chair is in the office, so it's pretty apparent when he doesn't come home. [12:41] <skyfire> ::wave:: [12:41] <Aitas> Hey people! [12:41] <@Sal_Taybrim> Hello Skyfire! [12:41] <@Sal_Taybrim> how are you? [12:41] <Flynn> Probably a good call lol [12:41] <@Jalana> Hi sky, Hi KNak [12:41] <Flynn> Skyfire! [12:41] <Frank_OMalley> Hi Skyfire [12:41] <Femi> Hello skyfire [12:41] <skyfire> I just woke up. How's you all? [12:41] <Flynn> Hi Knak [12:41] <Mirra_Ezo> does Hannibal break said side pieces of furniture ? [12:41] <Frank_OMalley> Hi KNak [12:41] <Alucard_vess> hey skyfire! [12:41] <Laura_Baxter> Hi Skyfire [12:41] <Aitas> Ok! [12:42] <@Sal_Taybrim> Hello KNak! [12:42] <Rune> Hey skyfire [12:42] <Ren_Rennyn> Hi Skyfire! [12:42] <@Sal_Taybrim> we're pretty good [12:42] <@Sal_Taybrim> talking about in character realtionships atm [12:42] <Trellis> hello skyfire! knak! [12:42] <Mirra_Ezo> hey skyfire [12:42] <Toni> Hey Sky [12:42] <~FltAdmlWolf> Okay all, I'm headed out. So good to see you :) [12:42] <Aitas> And Trellis, is amuses me to have Trellis be all "aitas will prob be in charge of intel soon" *cue panic* [12:42] <Brell2334> He found out he wasnt .. while the two were ran into eacother in the gym where Brell was like he I sould use a sparring partner forr boxing training [12:42] <Aitas> take care Admiral. [12:42] <Alucard_vess> bue Admiral [12:42] <Mirra_Ezo> Bye FltAdmlWolf !! [12:42] <Femi> FltAdmlWolf: bye glad to have spoken to you [12:42] <KNak-Remote> take care [12:42] <RaWolf> Bye admiral [12:42] <Brell2334> poor ensign got KO'd when Lyldra(brells wife) walked in [12:42] <@Sal_Taybrim> Peace Admiral! [12:42] <@Tony> Hi, Skyfire--and bye, FltAdmlWolf! [12:42] <Toni> KNak, how ya doing? [12:42] <@Sal_Taybrim> Good to see you! [12:42] <Brell2334> bye toni! [12:42] <Flynn> See ya FltAdmlWolf ! [12:42] <Hannibal> HE has been known to break entire starships, Mirra_Ezzo.... [12:42] <skyfire> Oh, Andrew: I poked at the JP a bit more. Your turn, I think. [12:42] <Trellis> Bye Admrl! [12:42] <KNak-Remote> I can't seem to stay awake. [12:43] <Brell2334> ug wrong admiral! bye wolf [12:43] <KNak-Remote> So I'm going to try sleep talking and hope it akes me up [12:43] <Alucard_vess> cool, I'll check it out in a bit [12:43] <Mirra_Ezo> noted Hannibal 02[12:43] * ~FltAdmlWolf (email@example.com) Quit (Quit: Textual IRC Client: www.textualapp.com ) [12:43] <Frank_OMalley> By FltAdmlWolf [12:43] <KNak-Remote> (right now caffeine has stopped working.) [12:43] <Femi> KNak-Remote: should you be sleeping by now then? [12:43] <Femi> what time is it at your place? [12:43] <Rue> It will be a dramatic affair when Wyn finds his pillow with another napper [12:43] <Toni> I'm not going [12:43] <KNak-Remote> It's 1043 here [12:44] <Mirra_Ezo> Flynn broke into Mirra's quarters in a drunken mishap and offered toast as an apology [12:44] <Hannibal> Toni and Waltas do their best to keep Hannibal contained..... [12:44] <@Sal_Taybrim> Rue: ::gasp!:: that would be... interesting... [12:44] <Aitas> pocket toast [12:44] <Flynn> More or less... [12:44] <Toni> do like I did and go get another cup [12:44] <skyfire> Mirra: The return of the dreaded Pocket Toast? [12:44] <Rue> "HOW COULD YOU SERTA PILLOW!!" [12:44] <Flynn> Its as thought he KNEW they weren't his quarters lol [12:44] <@Sal_Taybrim> Doc_Milsap got a "tea date" with a little girl coming up, we hope... >.> [12:44] <KNak-Remote> I'm on my fourth soda. >_> [12:44] <KNak-Remote> If I'm not awake at his point it won't matter [12:44] <Aitas> Aitas needs pocket toast in a few months I think. >_> [12:44] <@Sal_Taybrim> Jalana made a perfect picture of it [12:45] <Taelon> Rue - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZdOMlWAKTs [12:45] <Taelon> Basically, that [12:45] <skyfire> Sal, you going to do another unofficial and nonsensical awards ceremony? [12:45] <Brell2334> Hey toni, that was the first time i worked boxing into a sim since way back at the embassy boxing tournament. Remember that one! [12:45] <Toni> ]yeah we dol; but you don't help keep me and him contained LOL [12:45] <Trellis> Knak, you missed the bit about sentient soda dispensers. Probably a good thing... [12:45] <Mirra_Ezo> Flynn the pocket toast delivery man [12:45] <Flynn> That was a lot of fun skyfire [12:45] <Rue> ROFL! [12:45] <Flynn> The accidental pocket toast deliver man [12:45] <skyfire> Flynn: I miss you too! [12:45] <Aitas> there's so many terrible jokes that could come of that, Flynn. [12:46] <@Sal_Taybrim> Skyfire: maybe; depends on how soon Ops does a nonsensical mission. I should have done one for the musical mission, but it bled into the serious cleaning of The Below pretty quickly [12:46] <Trellis> Is it canon that uniforms have pockets? I don't rememer [12:46] <Flynn> can and might have lol [12:46] <Mirra_Ezo> Aitas they would all be accurate [12:46] <RaWolf> For newbie as myself is this so much information, plus lots of quotes I dont follow :O [12:46] <@Sal_Taybrim> And well, Lady Shadonna's rescue got real serious, real quick. <3 [12:46] <Toni> sure do Brell... I believe Kassa Quay got in on the fighting [12:46] <Rue> Fair warning - I am known for really surreal comedic suggestions. My humor is a mix of British sarcasm, MST3K, 80's cartoons...and just my snow globe of a brain. [12:46] <Flynn> Yeah it did [12:46] <Mirra_Ezo> True that. [12:46] <Aitas> Have you submitted that mission suggestion btw Flynn? [12:46] <@Sal_Taybrim> Maybe you guys should explain references when you make ship in jokes :) [12:46] <KNak-Remote> Trellis: IIRC, some do. [12:46] <Mirra_Ezo> Lady Shadonna doesn't want to be an Orion showgirl :( [12:46] <Flynn> No I wanted to add a couple things but work got insane on me again. [12:47] <Trellis> RaWolf, there's a lot of people from the same ships with a lot of inside jokes. It can be hard to follow. Even for someone who was there for most of it! [12:47] <Femi> If that wouldn't be to much to ask for Sal_Taybrim [12:47] <Alucard_vess> Rue those are all awesome things [12:47] <Brell2334> Yep she did! Speaking of Quay still have yet to do another vectorboarding trip lol [12:47] <skyfire> But she looks so cute with her teacup targ. [12:47] <Aitas> Awww. [12:47] <skyfire> Did Dutchess survive, by the way? [12:47] <Flynn> But now that's over, so probably will submit it early next week :D [12:47] <Taelon> Nothing can kill Duchess [12:47] <Mirra_Ezo> Her alcoholic teacup targ [12:47] <Femi> Trellis: I don't feel bad anymore... I'l just tag along [12:47] <@Tony> RaWolf, we'll have our own soon, don't worry :D [12:47] <@Sal_Taybrim> yes, Duchess survived. [12:47] <Mirra_Ezo> Yes, there was never going to be a day without duchass [12:47] <Aitas> The teacup targ is now cleaning up the bloodwine at the afterparty [12:47] <skyfire> Tony: How's the Za treating you? [12:47] <Femi> Tony: you are a hero [12:47] <Flynn> I almost wrote a sim as Duchess [12:48] <Brell2334> Lyldra and Hars wont let Brell use his vectorboard outside a holodeck these days though. [12:48] <@Sal_Taybrim> Duchess was a targ in Ops' last mission, dyed pink by a diva. Sort of a take on the 'miniature potbelly pig' craze' [12:48] <Mirra_Ezo> Lady Shadonna was seriously fun. I am going to miss her lol [12:48] <Toni> lol vectorboarding across the Atlantic was fun [12:48] <@Sal_Taybrim> Tony is a hero! [12:48] <@Sal_Taybrim> awww, no vectorboarding down the hallways? Sadness. [12:48] <RaWolf> Tony: I was thinking btw about getting a pet, now I know that a Targ is not allowed. But a cat or a Klingon would be...differentright? :P [12:48] <Aitas> https://forums.starbase118.net/uploads/monthly_2016_07/imageproxy.png.07d62fda0fea6ee4a4eae8d245adb130.png There's Shadonna and Duchess [12:48] <Brell2334> that would be fun Sal [12:49] <Toni> we did all kinds of fun stuff like that at the Embassy back then [12:49] <Taelon> Same Mirra :( [12:49] <@Sal_Taybrim> so, since we're in ancedote land, what's the funniest story you guys have form your character's past - the academy, past ships, anything... [12:49] <Flynn> That's great! [12:49] <RaWolf> for* [12:49] <Mirra_Ezo> I know someone who could get you a teacup targ!! [12:49] <Trellis> Flynn, a sim from Duchess would have been interesting. Falcon did one from the POV of her pet tribble and hamster, so why not? [12:49] <Femi> RaWolf wants a cat XD [12:49] <Flynn> Hmm, a lot to choose from [12:49] <@Tony> hmmm, I wouldn't necessarily think that a targ would be off-limits...! with some restrictions, I'm sure [12:49] <@Sal_Taybrim> or make up one if you're new enough not to have one! [12:49] <skyfire> I did one from Devlin's perspective once. [12:49] <@Tony> and thank you, Femi! [12:49] <Rue> @Sal_Taybrim...by the way, Wyn's cat is hilarious. [12:49] <RaWolf> miauw [12:49] <KNak-Remote> Oh, DirecTV , why must you lie to me [12:49] <Flynn> Yeah, I just got too busy. My usual MO. Was going to be right in the middle of the action when she bit that guard [12:49] <KNak-Remote> "Hey, want to learn about weather that changed the world?" [12:50] <KNak-Remote> "Nope, get weather daytime talk show!" [12:50] <KNak-Remote> ... [12:50] <Aitas> Aitas did have the time her mom freaked out over her wanting to see Targs. [12:50] <@Tony> and skyfire, we're getting off to a good start! officially launched IC on Friday and we're set to start our new mission--today! [12:50] <KNak-Remote> I want to strangle. >_> [12:50] <Brell2334> brb [12:50] <RaWolf> Tony: So a Targ named FiFi is allowed? [12:50] <skyfire> Tony: sounds awesome. Enjoy. 02[12:50] * Ren_Rennyn (Ren_Rennyn@ace-F12A85A5.hsd1.pa.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client ) [12:50] <Mirra_Ezo> Teacup targ^ [12:50] <Taelon> That's awesome Tony :D [12:50] <Laura_Baxter> RaWolf we have a few tribbles onboard [12:50] <Toni> Sal, you'll have to bring your crew to the Embassy and come vectorboarding with us [12:50] <@Tony> RaWolf--yep! let's go for it! what's the worst that could happen? [12:50] <@Tony> (no one answer that) [12:50] <KNak-Remote> (I would offer some ancedotes, but I don't have one, sorry.) [12:51] <Aitas> I'm going to have to keep an eye on that Za mission. [12:51] <KNak-Remote> Tony: Aww. [12:51] <@Tony> TEACUP TARG [12:51] <@Tony> can that be a thing? [12:51] <Flynn> There was the time Flynn was headed back to his quarters after a night out, but could only find his 'formal shorts'. He was greeted by none other than Captain Nugra [12:51] <Aitas> Laura_Baxter will they remain as a few tribbles? [12:51] <Trellis> Laura_Baxter, don't worry, all the tribbles are neutered! [12:51] <KNak-Remote> I wanted to tell a tale of the targ gnawing the airlock open. [12:51] <Aitas> @Tony teacup targ is already a thing. [12:51] <Mirra_Ezo> Weeeeelll....ok fine Tony [12:51] <RaWolf> Tribbles+Klingons = Big No No [12:51] <KNak-Remote> on the bridge. >_> [12:51] <Mirra_Ezo> Tony it is a thing!!! [12:51] <Mirra_Ezo> Lady Shadonna's pet. The pink teacup targ named Duchess [12:51] <RaWolf> Tony: Totally, Teacup will be a thing! [12:51] <Laura_Baxter> Targ and tribble doesn't sound good either [12:51] <Rue> .....has there ever been a tribble pit? Like a ball pit...with tribbles? [12:52] <@Tony> is it?! how did I not know about this? [12:52] <@Sal_Taybrim> I heard the Za had a lot of pets already? [12:52] <@Sal_Taybrim> Femi, RaWolf, Trellis - is this confirmed? [12:52] <RaWolf> How do I add Teacup to Za list? [12:52] <Flynn> Of course one of my favorite moments was the ice-capade with Ren_Rennyn [12:52] <Aitas> I dunno Rue, but I want one. [12:52] <Laura_Baxter> Long journey, need lots of pets to keep you company [12:52] <Aitas> afk a few though, need some lunch here. <3 [12:52] <Trellis> Sal, at least 3 tribbles, a dog and a hamster. That I know of [12:52] <Flynn> Bye Aitas! [12:52] <Femi> I don't know anything about keeping pets Sal_Taybrim [12:52] <RaWolf> Yes 3 tribbles, a cat and mroe [12:52] <@Sal_Taybrim> Rue: Ops had a tribble mission in January. There were many pits of tribbles. They were not ones you wanted to fall into [12:52] <Flynn> Flynn kept killing pets, so he gave up [12:53] <Laura_Baxter> I was thinking of getting a cat [12:53] <Hannibal> Long journey= many girlfriends...... [12:53] <Mirra_Ezo> Tony https://forums.starbase118.net/uploads/monthly_2016_07/imageproxy.png.07d62fda0fea6ee4a4eae8d245adb130.png [12:53] <@Tony> our pet listing is the most extensive NPC list right now: https://wiki.starbase118.net/wiki/index.php/Za_NPCs/Civilian_Contingent [12:53] <@Sal_Taybrim> Skyfire, Alucard - didn't the Gorkon have a lot of pets, too? [12:53] <Flynn> He might try fish again [12:53] <Rue> Aw :( [12:53] <@Tony> and RaWolf, you can just put FiFi on that list :D [12:53] <Hannibal> Wait...can't do that anymore..... [12:53] <Femi> Tony can I get a pet too? a goldfish..because I can't have hairs on my nurse costume..perhaps patients are allergic [12:53] <Flynn> The intention was to have exotic fish from different worlds that he had visited [12:53] <@Sal_Taybrim> Rune, King - what's the pet situation on the Invicta? Pets yay or nay? [12:53] <Trellis> Rue: a PNPC of mine killed a pit of tribbles during that mission. Target practice was easy [12:53] <Alucard_vess> well, Alucard has his two wolfhounds [12:53] <Rue> >.< [12:53] <Rune> there is a pet pig aboard [12:53] <Laura_Baxter> Tony: I need to put my PNPC on the list. [12:54] <Laura_Baxter> But pets always take more priority [12:54] <Mirra_Ezo> genetically modified cats who don't shed? [12:54] <Rune> Dr. Rosalee's lil Monster [12:54] <RaWolf> Tony: Not Teacup? Go with Fifi [12:54] <Toni> < wondering how they would neuter a tribble? [12:54] <@Tony> Femi--of course! [12:54] <Hannibal> Hannibal is thinking about an appropriate pet for his son.... [12:54] <Alucard_vess> oh, and there's Eerie's cat [12:54] <@Tony> Laura_Baxter--whenever you want to! [12:54] <@Tony> Mirra_Ezo: WHAT this is the best [12:54] <Femi> YAAY now I need a name for my fish [12:54] <Hannibal> Targs and sehlats are out, I think..... [12:54] <@Sal_Taybrim> what is lil Monster? [12:54] <@Sal_Taybrim> oh, a pig - I missed it the first time >.< [12:54] <skyfire> Sal: Gorkon has the 2 wolfhounds, and Devlin. The Invicta had Odin, Devlin, and Fluffy. [12:54] <Mirra_Ezo> Rune is little monster still around?? Awesome [12:54] <Trellis> Toni: I didn't ask questions like that. I just accepted the tribble [12:54] <Laura_Baxter> We could get some chickens lol. Provide eggs for the long journey [12:55] <Rune> yes she is :) [12:55] <@Sal_Taybrim> scroll, it goes so fast 02[12:55] * Doc_Milsap (Doc_Milsap@ace-386A7C05.hsd1.nj.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client ) [12:55] <@Sal_Taybrim> the Za seems to have plenty of room for civilians and pets :) [12:55] <King> Plenty of Ensigns though, eh Rune? [12:55] <Toni> lol aTrellis [12:55] <Rune> lots of pet Ensigns [12:56] <Trellis> Laura_Baxter, suddenly I see a Neelix-like PNPC aboard the Za [12:56] <Hannibal> Chickens on a starship? Laura_Baxter I like that....Eggs...or fried chicken.... [12:56] <Mirra_Ezo> Mirra thought lil' monster was food, and made a comment lol [12:56] <RaWolf> Femi: call your fish Dory, you are always lost that fish [12:56] <RaWolf> you always lost that fish * [12:56] <@Sal_Taybrim> hahahah [12:56] <Alucard_vess> just don't feed the pet Ensigns after midnight [12:56] <Brell2334> Nobody has a pet on the Darwin right now, Traenor did but he went t o the Za [12:56] <skyfire> Ensign 1: What's for dinner? [12:56] <Taelon> Trellis, no [12:56] <skyfire> Ensign 2: Oh, friedd chicken. One of 'em died of old age. [12:56] <Trellis> Taelon: ha! [12:56] <Rue> ...how...do you lose a fish? [12:56] <@Tony> we should have a starship farmer! you know, convert some cargo bays. in case the replicators fail. you never know. [12:56] <Rune> definitely Alucard_vess ... and don't get them wet [12:57] <Trellis> Taelon likes chikken! :) [12:57] <RaWolf> Traenor got a cat I believe [12:57] <Flynn> maybe a viable deep space backup plan [12:57] <@Sal_Taybrim> Tony: You need your very own eccentric Neelix [12:57] <KNak-Remote> E... Honestly, while it's not a terrible idea, you simply won't have neough space on a ship to feed the ship [12:57] <Brell2334> okay someone do gremlin planet! [12:57] <Rue> ah ha. [12:57] <KNak-Remote> at least, not for more than.. a few days 02[12:57] * Femi (FemiCattan@ace-5B589B11.adsl2.static.versatel.nl) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client ) [12:57] <@Tony> we really, really do [12:57] <Toni> I'm working under a handicap .. can't typeOist as fast as it scrools [12:57] <King> two of every animal onboard, Tony? You were just an Arc 03[12:57] * Femi (Femi@ace-5B589B11.adsl2.static.versatel.nl) has joined #Starbase118 [12:57] <Taelon> Taelon likes most food tbh [12:57] <Taelon> ...but mostly coffee [12:58] <RaWolf> Tony: Socxo would actually know how to do that -.- [12:58] <KNak-Remote> The.. Za doesn;t LOOK that big. [12:58] <Laura_Baxter> Trellis: We already have a ferengi and anything for latimium [12:58] <Rune> LOL King [12:58] <@Sal_Taybrim> wb Femi! [12:58] <Mirra_Ezo> UGH the scrolling [12:58] <@Tony> ha! King, we're going to take the Federation to the edge of the galaxy one way or another [12:58] <Flynn> Hi Femi [12:58] <Trellis> Knak -- grow some food, deep freeze it in storage until needed [12:58] <@Tony> RaWolf, would he? hmmmm...perhaps a project in his spare time? [12:58] <Femi> thank you Sal_Taybrim I don't know what happend, the connection broke [12:59] <Trellis> Laura_Baxter: But what if people don't take latinum in our area of space? [12:59] <@Sal_Taybrim> All the ships keep getting biggere...Some day I want to have a suuuper small ship. [12:59] <KNak-Remote> it's a metal, so you should be able to barter on it's intrisict value? >_> [12:59] <KNak-Remote> Actually, that'd be itneresting [12:59] <@Sal_Taybrim> Femi: Sometimes the servers hiccup. :( [12:59] <Mirra_Ezo> I think the server is a bit wonky atm [12:59] <Flynn> A small ship could be a lot of fun too [12:59] <KNak-Remote> Having to give peopl technology to trade your metal [12:59] <Mirra_Ezo> Offer them chicken [12:59] <RaWolf> Tony: a Klingon that farms....Farmer Socxo... [12:59] <KNak-Remote> And figuring out what tech you can give and not give. [12:59] <Flynn> I was always kind of intruiged by the idea of an Oberth [12:59] <Rune> the crew keeps growing so we need a big ship [13:00] <@Sal_Taybrim> Small ship: Force people to have roommates! Built in character interaction, mwahahaha! [13:00] <Femi> Sal_Taybrim: I'll give the servers some water or a good scare if it happens again [13:00] <Rue> actually, that was a question I had - do Ensigns share rooms? [13:00] <Flynn> Can you imagine if the Ops crew went to a small ship after having so much space? [13:00] <@Sal_Taybrim> Femi: Sounds like a plan :D [13:00] <Femi> I don't mind having a roommate [13:00] <KNak-Remote> Rue: No senior staff member shares rooms unless they ask to [13:00] <@Sal_Taybrim> Rue: Depends on the ship [13:00] <Mirra_Ezo> Sal_Taybrim that would end in violence or babies [13:00] <KNak-Remote> (All PCs are senior staff.) [13:00] <Brell2334> IS everyone still sleeping in the conference room on the Gorkon? [13:00] <@Sal_Taybrim> On most large sized ships, no. [13:00] <KNak-Remote> I imagine your captain can overrule this though. [13:00] <@Tony> RaWolf: yes, amazing! [13:00] <RaWolf> Who wants to be my roommate? You get the bonus of being with FiFi <3 [13:00] <King> Sal_Taybrim or no in-room replicators! [13:01] <Alucard_vess> most of them are Brell [13:01] <@Sal_Taybrim> but if you were on, say, a nova class ship where there's only 7 single quarters on the whole thing, then yes. [13:01] <skyfire> Yes, we are. [13:01] <@Sal_Taybrim> a warship has more double bunks, too [13:01] <Taelon> A super small ship would be fun [13:01] <Rue> gotcha [13:01] <Femi> Who wants to be my roommate [13:01] <Toni> lolo [13:01] <Trellis> Flynn: Trellis is going to a smaller space. So is Falcon. My FO quarters are smaller than my quarters on Ops [13:01] <Alucard_vess> Alucard is still IC the CMO so he sleeps nearer Sickbay [13:01] <Brell2334> y'all are going to be referring to this mission for a long time with those kinds of conditions [13:01] <Femi> Tony RaWolfe a Farmer Klingon..sounds good [13:01] <skyfire> Taelon: Small ship like the Intrepid? [13:01] <Mirra_Ezo> Flynn would have revolving roommates [13:02] <Flynn> So long as they are bigger than everyone elses, that's what counts lol 03[13:02] * Wolfie (firstname.lastname@example.org) has joined #Starbase118 [13:02] <Laura_Baxter> Didn't the ensigns on the enterprise share rooms, in lower decks [13:02] <Toni> lol [13:02] <Rue> that was my thought, Laura [13:02] <Trellis> I think Flynn already has revolving roommates... But none pay rent [13:02] <Taelon> Maybe like a Saber-class, Skyfire [13:02] <Brell2334> Nova class is pretty much my favorite ship and its small small [13:02] <KNak-Remote> Laura: Yes, but they aren't senior staff. [13:02] <Flynn> So far being a Flynn roommate is like a LOA trap [13:02] <Mirra_Ezo> He just has a revolving door on the beach house [13:02] <@Sal_Taybrim> Hello Wolfie! Glad you could join us! [13:03] <RaWolf> Go hardcore, Go Miranda Class [13:03] <Taelon> Trellis, that's because they pay in goods and services [13:03] <Wolfie> Hay [13:03] <Mirra_Ezo> Exchange of services [13:03] <Flynn> Mostly services :D [13:03] <Brell2334> Thier was a Miranda class in the fleet few years back [13:03] <@Sal_Taybrim> Someday I will run the Miranda-Class Drake as a Dirty Dozen sim of misfits. Somday. [13:03] <Hannibal> Hannibal loves Miranda Class..... [13:03] <Alucard_vess> yeah, the Drake [13:03] <Flynn> That would be fun [13:04] <@Sal_Taybrim> Embassy has a miranda, too, doesn't it? [13:04] <Rue> *Snerk* Rue has converted her room into a full fledged mini fort :P [13:04] <Mirra_Ezo> Mirra would have to give up her massive sickbay [13:04] <@Sal_Taybrim> the Bronwyn? [13:04] <Trellis> Rue, Laura_Baxter, technically ensigns do have roommates. In Enterprise they showed roommates. And I think they got mentioned on TNG a few times. Nog and Jake were roommates on DS9 for a bit, too [13:04] <Hannibal> Wait till Hannibal gets a hold of one..... [13:04] <Toni> Where;s the bathroom on all our ships? [13:04] <Brell2334> The Bronwyn is a variant Miranda yes [13:04] <Hannibal> WE do, the Bronwyn...... [13:04] <KNak-Remote> Off screen, underneath the commerical break [13:04] <@Sal_Taybrim> nice! [13:04] <@Sal_Taybrim> I have mad love for the MIranda Class [13:04] <Alucard_vess> Rue, a lot of people have simmed PNPC roommates while they were Ensigns] [13:04] <Toni> yes [13:04] <Taelon> Trellis, I think that'd 'cause the show is really weird about Ensigns >____> [13:04] <Rue> Gotcha [13:04] <Laura_Baxter> I know Ensign Kim didn't and he was senior officer [13:04] <Brell2334> ever since ST:2 yep same here [13:05] <Taelon> Half the time they're the lowest rank of officer, the other half of the time they're like... [13:05] <Taelon> interns [13:05] <Flynn> I wonder if we have ever had an Oberth [13:05] <@Sal_Taybrim> It's variable ship by ship. [13:05] <Hannibal> Hannibal loves them...not too big, not too small..but with nice, large guns.... 03[13:05] * Svalasdottir (Svalasdott@ace-8D7CD1E.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se) has joined #Starbase118 [13:05] <@Sal_Taybrim> On Ops there's room galore, so pretty much anyone can get single quarters if they work for them. [13:05] <RaWolf> Hey Svalasdottir [13:05] <Alucard_vess> Kim was an exception because he was Chief of Operations [13:05] <@Sal_Taybrim> Hello Svalasdottir! Glad you could join us! [13:05] <Mirra_Ezo> hello Svalasdottir [13:06] <@Tony> Welcome, Svalasdottir! Good to see you, John! [13:06] <Svalasdottir> Hello all of you! [13:06] <Frank_OMalley> Hi Svalasdottir [13:06] <Trellis> Hello Svalasdottir [13:06] <Taelon> heck on Ops you canhave a penthouse apartment by the lake [13:06] <Taelon> so [13:06] <Taelon> Hey Svalasdottir :) [13:06] <Rue> But the idea of Someone coming into rue's bunk and going ..."Ensign Blackwell....why..do you have a pillow/Mattress fort?" [13:06] <Flynn> <_< [13:06] <Mirra_Ezo> or a sky palace [13:06] <Toni> Hi there [13:06] <Rue> is hilarious [13:06] <Trellis> I'm beginning to think I may have made a terrible mistake leaving the pure size of Ops... ;) [13:06] <Laura_Baxter> HI Svalasdottir. Another Za [13:06] <@Sal_Taybrim> it is funny :) [13:07] <RaWolf> Tony: almost the whole crew is here [13:07] <@Sal_Taybrim> Trellis: There will be a mad dash for your now-vacated Ops quarters... [13:07] <Femi> Svalasdottir: Hey [13:07] <Brell2334> a few of us have apartments on Outpost Unity, since Lyldra lives there Brell gets to have a two bedroom apt their and on the ship. (thanks to having the twins for the second bedrooms) [13:07] <Alucard_vess> or they walk in and say "why are you spooning my pillow?" [13:07] <Mirra_Ezo> Trellis having to get used to small quarters will be interesting [13:07] <@Sal_Taybrim> huzzah for the Za! [13:07] <Flynn> What is outpost unity? [13:07] <@Tony> we're pretty close! the whole Za's around! [13:07] <Trellis> Sal_Taybrim: Mirra delcared them off limits because they were a health hazard [13:07] <@Sal_Taybrim> Trellis: oh no! 06[13:07] * KNak-Remote still thinks we should attach massive warp drives to Ops and send it on wacky adventures [13:07] <Mirra_Ezo> Yes. Yes she did 03[13:07] * KNak-Remote is now known as Ceciri [13:08] <Mirra_Ezo> Spy traps and all [13:08] <@Sal_Taybrim> Ceciri: Ops already has wacky adventures and it's stationary! [13:08] <Mirra_Ezo> We have wacky adventures on ops without massive warp drives [13:08] <Brell2334> Outpost Unity is joint Federation/Talaxian base built on a Dyson's Sphere in the delta quadrant. It's the Darwin's port of call in our reigon [13:08] <Trellis> Vissian Spy Traps. It's a new thing. Look it up [13:08] <Flynn> Wacky is one word.. [13:08] <Taelon> Engines on Ops lmao [13:08] <Ceciri> Yes, but this way you can menance planets! [13:08] <RaWolf> Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No its the Zaaaaa [13:08] <Taelon> I'm sure the millions of residents might have some protests [13:08] <Flynn> OOohh that's right [13:08] <Ceciri> (Note: you might also rip apart the station.) [13:09] <Ceciri> .. I let the dog out [13:09] <Mirra_Ezo> Ceciri stay out of our engineering [13:09] <Alucard_vess> engines on Ops... isn't that basically the Za? [13:09] <Ceciri> 3 minutes later. [13:09] <Ceciri> The dog barks to be let back in [13:09] <Ceciri> aaaaaarrgh. [13:09] <@Sal_Taybrim> I think, back in the days of William Rogers, they flew the Starbase... somewhere [13:09] <@Sal_Taybrim> I'm still piecing together the history logs [13:09] <Ceciri> I thought the Za was ~Galaxy-class sized [13:09] <RaWolf> Smalller [13:09] <Laura_Baxter> Smaller than galaxy-class [13:09] <Ceciri> Mirra: Look, if I wanted to equip anything to Ops, it'd be a QSD. [13:09] <Ceciri> If I'm going to be silly, I'm going all the way. [13:09] <Trellis> Doesn't DS9 have engines to move? I"m sure Ops does too [13:09] <Taelon> Yeah uh [13:09] <Brell2334> lol [13:09] <Laura_Baxter> But still lots of comforts [13:09] <Taelon> Ops is huge [13:09] <Mirra_Ezo> I don't know what that is but I am gonna say no. [13:09] <Flynn> I think I read their combat prowess was Galaxy comparable [13:10] <Taelon> http://www.ex-astris-scientia.org/schematics/station-chart.jpg [13:10] <Aitas> I think Ops having support ships is better, lol. [13:10] <Rue> somewhere....like albuquerque? [13:10] <@Sal_Taybrim> Thrusters, IIRC [13:10] <Flynn> I wish someone would attack Ops, let me get those fighters out! [13:10] <Brell2334> ops is the size of albuquerque [13:10] <Mirra_Ezo> DON'T CURSE US! [13:10] <Aitas> hey, you're helm officer now Flynn. [13:10] <@Sal_Taybrim> That is an awesome graphic. [13:10] <@Sal_Taybrim> It really hammers home how BIG that station is 02[13:10] * Rune (Rune@ace-8564CD82.ok.ok.cox.net) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client ) [13:10] <Taelon> Ops is technically bigger than that, in a way [13:10] <@Tony> here's the size comparison for Galaxy vs Za: https://wiki.starbase118.net/wiki/index.php/Chariot_class [13:10] <Trellis> And now some of the marines have gone, too! [13:11] <Ceciri> Mirra: Quantum Slipstream Drive [13:11] <Flynn> Yeah but I still have jurisdiction of flight tower and stuff...I think [13:11] <Laura_Baxter> I hope Ops has fast turbolifts [13:11] <Taelon> Because it has so many decks (700+) and the space, the actual floor space of Ops is likely about the same as the continental US [13:11] <Ceciri> .. [13:11] <Taelon> I'm not joking, btw. The math actually works out to about that [13:11] <Ceciri> then Ops needs to be resized [13:11] <Ceciri> as that is insanely large. [13:11] <Flynn> Wow Taelon [13:11] <@Sal_Taybrim> Laura_Baxter: yes, it does! [13:11] <Brell2334> dang [13:12] <Mirra_Ezo> Or declared our own country [13:12] <Aitas> The republic of Sasskatchewan [13:12] <RaWolf> Mirra_Ezo: that would be interesting [13:12] <@Sal_Taybrim> I am king of the wooooorld! [13:12] <@Tony> whoa, Taelon. also, Sal_Taybrim, that's an awesome question for the next trivia challenge [13:12] <Trellis> Great Sal, now youre going to freeze to death in the Ops lake... [13:12] <Alucard_vess> that size, and only one donut shop? [13:12] <Mirra_Ezo> The peoples republic of Sass-katchewan [13:13] <Trellis> Mirra said NO Titanic moves [13:13] <RaWolf> I will Dial you up Sal_Taybrim :P [13:13] <@Tony> something about what current country Ops's total floor space is equivalent to [13:13] <@Sal_Taybrim> Alucard: only one favorite donut shop [13:13] <@Tony> or something [13:13] <Mirra_Ezo> There are more. [13:13] <RaWolf> word jokes with other people names [13:13] <Taelon> +1 for Mirra lol [13:13] <RaWolf> really bad [13:13] <@Sal_Taybrim> Tony: it IS a good question! [13:13] <skyfire> Well, flying desk = Apollo-A [13:13] <Mirra_Ezo> Sal demands one donut shop per 5 cubic feet [13:13] <Aitas> there needs to be a donut shop crawl sometime [13:13] <Flynn> I'm in [13:13] <Mirra_Ezo> Me too 02[13:13] * Toni (Toni@ace-92B296DD.dhcp.spbg.sc.charter.com) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client ) [13:13] <@Sal_Taybrim> When Sal is dictator of Ops, there shall be a donut shop in every level... >.> [13:14] <Rue> Aitas - just not The World's End with Donuts, okay [13:14] <Aitas> hahhaa. [13:14] <@Sal_Taybrim> In, yanno, that alternate universe mission we do [13:14] <Mirra_Ezo> If only to administer the necessary insulin 06[13:14] * Ceciri goesto look now [13:14] <Flynn> Maybe we will just turn Ops into the largest donut shop in the universe [13:14] <RaWolf> Captain we just lost Toni [13:14] <Aitas> Ops: donuts and tribble ball pits [13:14] <Mirra_Ezo> THAT is why we fly, to deliver the donuts [13:14] <Mirra_Ezo> No one can be angry when there are donuts [13:14] <Femi> Maybe the server is out of juice again RaWolf [13:14] <RaWolf> Sal_Taybrim: donut shop replicator in your office [13:15] <Aitas> write diplomatic overtures on the donuts in Orion. [13:15] <Trellis> Except for the people who don't like donuts [13:15] <Flynn> We can rename each floor like Candy Land realms [13:15] <Brell2334> have to go wall-e style and have floating chairs if there were donuts shops on every ops level [13:15] <Hannibal> I gotta run, everyone...enjoyed it, as usual!!!!!! [13:15] <@Sal_Taybrim> I can see it now: a surreal Trek comedy of a flying spaceship delivering tribbles and donuts throughout the galaxy. [13:15] <Rue> Flynn....have you ever seen Lazy Game Reviews.. [13:15] <Mirra_Ezo> Bye Hannibal !! [13:15] <Brell2334> later hannibal, fun as always [13:15] <Taelon> Later! [13:15] <@Sal_Taybrim> Peace Hannibal! Take care! [13:15] <Trellis> If Sal's not careful, Mirra will reprogram his replicator like she did with Theo's [13:15] <Flynn> I don't think so Rue [13:15] <Femi> Sal_Taybrim: darn it, why aren't you on our ship..I want some donuts [13:15] <Ceciri> let's see..8781m dia; 4390.5m r 02[13:15] * Hannibal (HannibalPa@ace-42BFF491.lightspeed.hstntx.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client ) [13:16] <@Sal_Taybrim> Femi: Maybe you have some onboard? The Za originally launched from Ops before it met you guys at the southern Starbase [13:16] <Rue> so Lazy Game Reviews is this dude who reviews old video games...and the Sims. He did a review on a Sims 3 stuff pack called " Katy Perry's Sweet Treats:. It is madness [13:16] <Ceciri> Yeah, I'm not doing this math without paper in front of me [13:16] <Mirra_Ezo> We loaded the cargo bay [13:16] <@Sal_Taybrim> Tony: We stocked your fridge with donuts. Share them with the crew ;-) [13:16] <Ceciri> but looking at it, it's probably the size of a good sized city. [13:16] <Flynn> Haha nice [13:16] <Ceciri> not.. a continent.. [13:16] <Trellis> Femi: I'm sure Sal gave both Trellis and Falcon some donuts and other pastries as going away presents. I'll share [13:16] <Femi> Tony Trellis do we have donuts on the Za? [13:16] <RaWolf> These are the voyages of the USS Donut, to seek out the best sugar and best taste. To explore new donuts and boldly go where no man has gone before [13:16] <@Tony> according to Sal_Taybrim, NOW we do! [13:16] <@Sal_Taybrim> Oh yes! Donut delivery! [13:16] <Rue> LOL [13:16] <Ceciri> So apparently the way I wake up is doing math. [13:16] <Femi> Trellis I'll be at your quarters this evening for some donuts then [13:17] <Ceciri> That's kinda .. sad. [13:17] <@Sal_Taybrim> They're from Donut Worry. They;re the best [13:17] <Laura_Baxter> So donuts at launch party [13:17] <Mirra_Ezo> Navigating the jelly filled nebulae of the galaxy [13:17] <Brell2334> i would expect [13:17] <TylerKelly> MLK... [13:17] <Taelon> Ceciri, I might go back to the math - the stuff I did awhile back was for a different ship design/different universe so it's not Ops itself [13:17] <Aitas> hahhaa. Fighting the parasitic egg monsters. [13:17] <TylerKelly> Uh....weird typo [13:17] <Ceciri> yeah. [13:17] <Femi> Sal_Taybrim: i just laughted to hard at that [13:17] <Taelon> Just roughly the same scale [13:17] <RaWolf> Sugary fingers at the console might be a problem Tony [13:17] <Flynn> "This is Starbase 118, we have detected dangerously low donut levels in your hold, please report immediately for resupply" [13:17] <TylerKelly> Supposed to be lol [13:17] <Ceciri> Hn. [13:17] <Ceciri> You know. [13:18] <Ceciri> An ancient station the size of a small planetoid? [13:18] <Ceciri> That sounds like a good plot [13:18] <Mirra_Ezo> haha Flynn [13:18] <Ceciri> Who built it. Why did they build somethin gso large? [13:18] <Flynn> It does Ceciri [13:18] <@Tony> "SOS, this is the USS Za. All of our officers are stuck to their consoles. Send help and probably more donuts." [13:18] <RaWolf> Sounds like trouble Ceciri, where can I sign up [13:18] <@Sal_Taybrim> We'll turn the Albion into our donut delivery ship [13:18] <Femi> Tony I'll take care of you all at sickbay [13:19] <RaWolf> What will you do, lick us free Femi? [13:19] <Mirra_Ezo> Paint it like a giant sprinkled donut [13:19] <Femi> (and steal some donuts while you're sleeping) [13:19] <Flynn> "We got a distress call from the Za, they are out of milk..." [13:19] <Brell2334> QSD to the delta quadrant please what these talaxians call dounuts are frightening! [13:19] <Laura_Baxter> Tony: I'll reroute extra power to the replicators [13:19] <Trellis> Fun fact about getting stuck to stuff: In season 1 of game of thrones Emilia Clarke got stuck to the toilet seat after filming the scene where her character eats a heart because it was so sugary [13:19] <Femi> RaWolf let's not start that convo [13:19] <Mirra_Ezo> HA! [13:19] <@Tony> haha, Femi and Laura_Baxter will save the day! [13:19] <@Sal_Taybrim> Trellis: wow... that's... messed up and hilarious 03[13:19] * RAdmiral_Toni (RAdmiral_T@ace-92B296DD.dhcp.spbg.sc.charter.com) has joined #Starbase118 06[13:19] * Ceciri contemplates the sheerfirepower a small planetoid would have [13:19] <Mirra_Ezo> Trellis I don't know what to do with that information [13:20] <@Sal_Taybrim> Welcome back Toni! [13:20] <@Tony> also, Trellis: did not know that. poor Emilia Clarke. oh lord, that heart. [13:20] <Rue> This hilarious donut talk actually reminds me of a book I just read called " Prudence" by Gail Carriger...where the characters are flying on a Dirigible and are worried they are going to run out of cream and pastries. [13:20] <Svalasdottir> As the Za diplomatic officer, I for one welcome our our new doughnut overlords. [13:20] <RaWolf> "Captain we have an incoming object, its large...got sugar on it I believe....oh no wait its my donut" [13:20] <@Sal_Taybrim> That sounds mighty steampunk [13:20] <Mirra_Ezo> as you should Svalasdottir [13:20] <Rue> It is very steam punk [13:20] <Trellis> Mirra_Ezo: You'll file it away for a later quiz [13:20] <Femi> yeah I'll save you Tony but I don't guarantee that the donuts are fine [13:20] <Rue> BRB [13:20] <Mirra_Ezo> On it [13:21] <RAdmiral_Toni> Phew. didn't know I was offline and sat here wondering why y'all weren't talking [13:21] <Trellis> or is it cream punk? [13:21] <Mirra_Ezo> "How did the mother of dragons get stuck to a toilet seat..." [13:21] <Flynn> Oh snap [13:21] <@Sal_Taybrim> yes [13:21] <@Tony> nooooo! leave no donut behind! the overlords will be very displeased. [13:21] <Trellis> Toni, you can't shut us up [13:21] <@Sal_Taybrim> Toni: We're talking about donut delivery to the USS Za [13:21] <Brell2334> pass the maple bars [13:21] <RaWolf> We actually have to bring Femi to a sickbay as she would have eaten us free from the sugar.....well roll her to sickbay [13:21] <@Sal_Taybrim> I admit, not the most academic of chat subjects [13:21] <RAdmiral_Toni> ah cool. get a chef that delivers [13:22] <Femi> Laura_Baxter: and I will try to save the donuts to right? [13:22] <Mirra_Ezo> But very entertaining [13:22] <skyfire> Look at it this way: Mirra only has the Ops replicators to mess with [13:22] <Flynn> Explains the glazed look in everyones eyes [13:22] <Trellis> Hey, if Cambridge can offer a PhD in chocolate studies (it's true, look it up!), we can chat about donuts [13:22] <Taelon> Pretty sure 'no donut left behind' is Sal's personal motto [13:22] <Mirra_Ezo> They can't all be scientific breakthroughs [13:22] <Brell2334> Toni would expect good coffee from the USS Donut Express [13:22] <Svalasdottir> You know the code Tony! If your left behind, you go stale. (But someone will still eat you 'cause its bloody Thursday) [13:22] <RAdmiral_Toni> hehe F;ynn [13:22] <Frank_OMalley> I´m donating my daily donut ;) [13:22] <Femi> Donuts are fun to talk about [13:22] <Mirra_Ezo> Oh Flynn bad! BAD PUN! [13:22] <Flynn> These things happen [13:22] <@Sal_Taybrim> pretty much! [13:23] <Aitas> *shakes head* You'll be banished to muffin island for that, Flynn. [13:23] <@Sal_Taybrim> Bad pun, no donut? [13:23] <Femi> Darn you Flynn [13:23] <Flynn> That doesn't sound so bad... [13:23] <Aitas> Bad pun, Sal_Taybrim gets your donut. [13:23] <RaWolf> Wait Tony its not Femi and Laura_Baxter that would save us...but our logical Chief Medical Officer *wink* I see him glare panically in his vulcan eyes knowing that he has to lick his way out [13:23] <Mirra_Ezo> Now you see what I live with. [13:23] <skyfire> Flynn, instead of Tribble-filled tardis for the cross-over graphics contest, what about a Chariot class made out of donut? [13:23] <@Sal_Taybrim> w00t! [13:24] <@Tony> haha, Sarah would love that. Saveron: "This is most illogical. I quit this crazy ship." [13:24] <Taelon> Banished to the keto diet island [13:24] <RAdmiral_Toni> I don't object to donuts, its the hole that eats the last one that gets my dander up [13:24] <@Sal_Taybrim> I still want to get a graphic of a sehlat dancing to pop music [13:24] <Flynn> Sounds like a winner Skyfire lol [13:24] <Ceciri> Look, what the Chariot needs is a Donut camoflauge [13:24] <Ceciri> That way you can visit the Tempura Nebula. [13:24] <Trellis> Trellis doesn't eat donuts. They don't smell nice enough. Sal_Taybrim can have mine, too. [13:24] <Ceciri> and batter fry the ship. [13:24] <Femi> Tony that does sound like him..with one brow lifted up..his only expresion like EVER [13:24] <Laura_Baxter> Tony: But there is no escape. We are leaving the federation. [13:24] <@Sal_Taybrim> Sal's gonna go into a diabetic coma if you feed him all those donuts! [13:24] <Brell2334> or just put donuts around the bottom, like it's going to drop off giant ones [13:24] <Aitas> hahhaa. Aitas can do the eyebrow raise but she's ok with donuts. [13:25] <@Tony> haha, Femi, you already have the measure of him! :D [13:25] <RaWolf> Put a donut around the Za and no one will recognize it I swear [13:25] <Ceciri> you're leaving the Federation? Or just the Federation space? [13:25] <Ceciri> Actually. [13:25] <@Tony> Laura_Baxter, the only way forward...is more forward. [13:25] <RaWolf> Its like a Donut on a stick [13:25] <Aitas> They're starting the federation of donuts. [13:25] <Laura_Baxter> Federation space [13:25] <@Tony> maybe we'll find a hyperjump thingie that looks like a giant donut [13:25] <Ceciri> I rememer once, the Gemini was jokign about visiting the Tempura Nebula, rapidly to be followed by visiting the Udon Nebula [13:25] <Laura_Baxter> No way home without a slipstream drive [13:25] <Taelon> Where no donut has gone before [13:25] <Ceciri> And ever since then, I've been thinking that'd be a great april fools mission [13:25] <Trellis> Tony, I see we're planning future missions already :) [13:25] <Femi> Don't leave us Laura_Baxter and thank you Tony :D I'm doing my best to understand all the characters as much as possible [13:26] <Rue> back [13:26] <Aitas> someone just photoshop a donut on an eve jumpgate for a mission image. [13:26] <Femi> Rue want a donut? [13:26] <Rue> ....No I'm good lol [13:26] <RaWolf> Sir we have found heaven, a big shape donut with jumping chocolate on it.... [13:26] <Trellis> If you do Sal's got plenty [13:27] <Aitas> I'm trying to bribe my mother in law to join up, tell her all the donut stories. [13:27] <skyfire> Did the Atlantis ever do sentient cookie dough? [13:27] <@Tony> Trellis, at this point I won't commit to anything. at least, not officially.... I'll talk to you after the chat. bring donuts. show them a good time. [13:27] <Alucard_vess> Well, I have to go, lunch is ready. It's ben fun [13:27] <@Sal_Taybrim> Speaking of baked good; in my real life I need to head into the kitchen and keep baking zucchini muffins. [13:27] <Ceciri> No. 02[13:27] * Alucard_vess (Alucard_ve@ace-4013D750.hsd1.in.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client ) [13:27] <Flynn> mmm lunch [13:27] <@Sal_Taybrim> No, thank God [13:27] <Ceciri> Let me say as someone who put sentient peanut butter golems in a game? [13:27] <Ceciri> Don't. [13:27] <Flynn> mmm zucchini muffins [13:27] <Trellis> Don't forget the zucchini this time! [13:27] <@Sal_Taybrim> Hope it was DnD [13:27] <Brell2334> lol ceciri [13:27] <Ceciri> It was.. [13:27] <Ceciri> for now. [13:27] <Aitas> sentient cookie dough-half the crew comes down with salmonella afterward. 06[13:27] * Ceciri cackles [13:27] <Femi> Sal_Taybrim: never had those..but it sounds amazing 06[13:27] * Ceciri coughs [13:28] <Ceciri> Sorry, I was reminded of standing orders never to do that again [13:28] <Rue> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm [13:28] <Mirra_Ezo> Not shocked you got those Ceciri [13:28] <Brell2334> in dnd one of my character ate a awful waffle monster [13:28] <Femi> Tony Trellis good luck with you meeting for furture donut employment on the ship [13:28] <Ceciri> although I now want to propose a mission with sentient pizza golems. 06[13:28] * Ceciri looks at my soda. [13:28] <@Sal_Taybrim> I will NOT forget the zucchini this time! It's sitting right by the bowl! [13:28] <Mirra_Ezo> Pizza the hutt? [13:28] <Flynn> Brell2334 Did he just taste it, or eat the entire monster? [13:28] <Ceciri> .. I think I've had enough sugar.